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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Here is one of my top matches (not the cat guy):



how does this happen

I mean I guess it's good that she's owning it but dang

e: baby beluga bubble butts

Portals fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Mar 30, 2014

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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Here is one of my top matches (not the cat guy):



I don't understand? This person is loving with my sense of reality.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Here is one of my top matches (not the cat guy):



i know a lady thats shaped remarkably similar to that tbh

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
:drat: those are some copper age hips

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Here is one of my top matches (not the cat guy):



Is that a cis lady?

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Schmeichy posted:

I don't understand? This person is loving with my sense of reality.

Yeah, I don't really get this. I'm looking for straight men looking for straight women and she's says she's trans looking for cis women which who if they were looking for a woman wouldn't be looking under straight men. And every pic she has has the same incredibly exaggerated body shape. Must be some weird fetish.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

poopkitty posted:

Is that a cis lady?

of all the questions to ask

personally i would ask 'is that a HUMAN lady?'

that's some impressive bodyshape right there. Looks like someone went hogwild with butt sliders in a character creator

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

someone will meet her in real life and be awfully dissapointed when it turns out that's all photoshop.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Meis posted:

of all the questions to ask

personally i would ask 'is that a HUMAN lady?'

that's some impressive bodyshape right there. Looks like someone went hogwild with butt sliders in a character creator

I think she went crazy with synthol or something.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
butt slider

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

yeah I can't say my first thought upon seeing that image was "I wonder what that person's biological sex is"

maybe the person who carved the venus of willendorf could see the future

Loud Mouse
Dec 19, 2008

MY WILL IS THE CHEESE CLUB
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN CHEESE




Schmeichy posted:

I don't understand? This person is loving with my sense of reality.

it's probably some sort of padded pants or whatever. Drag queens use stuff like that all the time.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Dongicus posted:

butt slider

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Meis posted:

of all the questions to ask

personally i would ask 'is that a HUMAN lady?'

that's some impressive bodyshape right there. Looks like someone went hogwild with butt sliders in a character creator

Butt nicki minaj is human tho. I think?

Loud Mouse
Dec 19, 2008

MY WILL IS THE CHEESE CLUB
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN CHEESE





Do not like :(

My brain is made of hurt now.

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Nope.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

poopkitty posted:

Butt nicki minaj is human tho. I think?

i'm not so sure about that tbqh

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!


when shes wearing tight pants she looks about as close as you can look to that other person without looking fake

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
if i ever start internet dating i'm going to photoshop my face on one of those synthol disaster guys you see pictures of and see how many hits i get

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'


Check please

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Meis posted:

someone will meet her in real life and be awfully dissapointed when it turns out that's all photoshop.

Loud Mouse posted:

it's probably some sort of padded pants or whatever. Drag queens use stuff like that all the time.

DON'T RUIN THE DREAM

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

oh nooooo

I don't like tomato

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

if i ever start internet dating i'm going to photoshop my face on one of those synthol disaster guys you see pictures of and see how many hits i get

oh my god

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


Avshalom posted:

if i ever start internet dating i'm going to photoshop my face on one of those synthol disaster guys you see pictures of and see how many hits i get

You're going to be ruining some hopes and expectations when you finally meet up with someone

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Also I hope no one in here is saying bad words about Nicki Minaj because we will have to fight.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
my okcupid profile has the dumbest pictures of me ever and i still get people talking to me

one of them is an old one of me wearing a dress and clinging to a guy thats in a do-rag holding a $5 bill

that isnt even remotely the worst one

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

poopkitty posted:

Butt nicki minaj is human tho. I think?

Nah, she got implants:



Related, not gross but possibly NWS gif:

http://i.imgur.com/7BlLgWI.gif

Edit: poopkitty disagrees and thinks it's gross so view at own risk

Tora! Tora! Tora! fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Mar 30, 2014

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Avshalom posted:

if i ever start internet dating i'm going to photoshop my face on one of those synthol disaster guys you see pictures of and see how many hits i get

I don't know what this means. Do you mean that russian guy with the tiny head?

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008


poz my burg hole

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Here is one of my top matches (not the cat guy):


I...I have relatives somewhere :aaa:

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:


Related, not gross but possibly NWS gif:


Not gross?? Umm, yeah. That's gross.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Tora! Tora! Tora! posted:

Here is one of my top matches (not the cat guy):



what the gently caress is going on in this picture

That's definitely a 'modification' and not unfortunate fat storage because there is relatively little fat on the inside of the thighs, and like none on the stomach. I think she has a flatter stomach than I do, drat. Reminds me of that lady who was all injecting caulking into her butt

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Qft

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

poopkitty posted:

I don't know what this means.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_MsXCFPoWQ

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

poopkitty posted:

I don't know what this means. Do you mean that russian guy with the tiny head?

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

boom boom boom posted:

I didn't want to say butt or rear end because that's crude, and I know bum means vagina in the UK, so I went with fannies

loving Whore.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

:stare:




:stare:

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Loud Mouse
Dec 19, 2008

MY WILL IS THE CHEESE CLUB
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN CHEESE





steroids are bad

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