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Amphion
Jun 10, 2012

All we know is... he's called The Stig.



How come some grass is able to smile but others are too ashamed

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Ugly In The Morning posted:



(It stands for "Please Do Not Walk On The Grass If You Are Going Across")

Sure it's not just Welsh?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Too many vowels.

booshi
Aug 14, 2004

:tastykake:||||||||||:tastykake:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Too many vowels.

Only 1 "y"

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

booshi posted:

Only 1 "y"
And only one "w."

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Also no holiday home in the background on fire.

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012

National Geographic did an article about pet skunks and their owners.



I don't think that is proper animal care. :stare:

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
Maybe she threw up in her mouth and is feeding the skunk like a mother bird.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I remember reading somewhere that skunks are actually pretty good pets once you remove their stink glands. At the same time, that seems sort of mean to the skunk.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Godfather's Pizza is doing God's work:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Eat This Glob posted:

Godfather's Pizza is doing God's work:



I manage a comic shop and offered $10 worth of free comics to everyone who turned in a fedora.







My boss made me delete the FB post.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Too many customers that could cash in on the deal? :v:

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

Too many customers that could cash in on the deal? :v:

My guess would be that the boss didn't want to deal with a disproportionate amount of that particular demographic in the shop.

Neckbeards, fine.
Ponytails, fine.
Sperglords, eh... fine.
Fedoras? NO.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Choco1980 posted:

Too many customers that could cash in on the deal? :v:

Well that and he said I was being insensitive or some poo poo.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

monkeytennis posted:

If I had to guess I'd say a piss/poo poo accident while on a night out, what we are looking at is the cleanup operation.

Or she's pulled and wants to make sure the lucky fella she's taking home is going to get clean fresh pussy!

Thanks for the analysis, monkeytennis.

Little Blackfly posted:

I remember reading somewhere that skunks are actually pretty good pets once you remove their stink glands. At the same time, that seems sort of mean to the skunk.



Having worked with a skunk I can attest to their chillness and almost dog-like displays of affection to their caretakers.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Thanks for the analysis, monkeytennis.
Well, he's absolutely correct. I've seen my fellow ladies do weird poo poo while drunk in club bathrooms before, and it just seems obvious she wants to clean that snatch after a long night of dancing to Pitbull and Black Eyed Peas. That'll turn your taco into a tuna casserole before your coach turns into a pumpkin.

So glad my brief clubbin' days are over.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
For the record, it doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl--your genitals are gross.


(unless you want to rub them against mine)

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

Backweb posted:

My guess would be that the boss didn't want to deal with a disproportionate amount of that particular demographic in the shop.

Not to mention the added expense of purchasing PPE - latex gloves, air masks, tongs etc in order to handle the submitted merchandise.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007



:tinfoil:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



twoday posted:

Who wore it best?

Vanilla Ice in "Cool as Ice" (1991)



Or

John the Fearless, Duke of Burgundy (1418)



How could you even ask this. Look at this loving guy:



He made it work.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Minus.com doesn't load for me 90% of the time. Would you kindly use something else?

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

Phlegmish posted:

How could you even ask this. Look at this loving guy:



He made it work.
I can't help but see...

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

hazza posted:

I can't help but see...


Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

hazza posted:

I can't help but see...


Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
You know, considering how many classic art paintings have people that passingly resemble Putin, I'm starting to suspect he might just be a secret immortal or some kind of reverse vampire or something.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Choco1980 posted:

reverse vampire

What, he injects blood into people?

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

fool_of_sound posted:

What, he injects blood into people?

Burns up in moonlight, loves french food, vain as poo poo and a devout catholic.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Wait, maybe he's a reverse Blacula.

He's Alucalb.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
Yeah I don't think he's a reverse Dracula. He doesn't have any wheels.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

twoday posted:

Who wore it best?

Vanilla Ice in "Cool as Ice" (1991)



Or

John the Fearless, Duke of Burgundy (1418)



Gotta go with Jimbo Jones:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Choco1980 posted:

You know, considering how many classic art paintings have people that passingly resemble Putin, I'm starting to suspect he might just be a secret immortal or some kind of reverse vampire or something.

twoday has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Mar 31, 2014

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

flowinprose
Sep 11, 2001

Where were you? .... when they built that ladder to heaven...

Jibo posted:

Yeah I don't think he's a reverse Dracula. He doesn't have any wheels.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

That's clearly Tim Curry.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's clearly Tim Curry.

I think it's actually David Mitchell.

Syntax Erin
Jan 1, 2012

Memento posted:

Nahh, sheltered as gently caress middle class white people say it as well.



walmart.jpg

OK, some small part of me is impressed that some Walmarts attempt to do live entertainment. Wasn't expecting that.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Putin as a CAD character.

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