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I guess it is time for my bi-annual check in. Has Ser Fat-gently caress achieved anything of note in the last six months? I'm sure that he isn't actually working on the next book or anything like that... but anything creepy or poo poo-dick-y?
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Mar 28, 2014 19:42
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el_brio posted:I guess it is time for my bi-annual check in. Has Ser Fat-gently caress achieved anything of note in the last six months? I'm sure that he isn't actually working on the next book or anything like that... but anything creepy or poo poo-dick-y? Yeah he finished WoW. It's up on his website in its entirety, you should go check it out.
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Mar 28, 2014 19:52
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el_brio posted:I guess it is time for my bi-annual check in. Has Ser Fat-gently caress achieved anything of note in the last six months? I'm sure that he isn't actually working on the next book or anything like that... but anything creepy or poo poo-dick-y? He released a ten year old arya chapter that has the word rape in it more than a dozen times
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Mar 28, 2014 20:05
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jsoh posted:He released on a ten year old This was what I saw when I first read your post. Probably closer to reality. Well I'll check back in in 6 months or so unless WOW gets released (impossible) or the fat bastard dies (likely). el_brio fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 20:12
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kcroy posted:I clearly have work I am avoiding man no one likes my hodor pop up book? you are a tough crowd.
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Mar 29, 2014 10:36
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We don't like anything, man. Especially ourselves.
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Mar 29, 2014 12:55
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The only thing I hate more than myself or ASOIAF is men who take up too much space on the train.
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Mar 29, 2014 17:05
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Richard Madden you cisheteromasculonormative son of a bitch.
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Mar 29, 2014 18:02
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What if you have a 132lbs scrotum? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...inch-penis.html
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Mar 29, 2014 18:46
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Does anyone still have the link to that dramatic reading of the chapter in FFC where Sam has awkward sex with Gilly and porno music plays in the background? I swear it was in one of the earlier threads here and it was the funniest poo poo but I can't find it anymore. That's the one! Thanks, it's even funnier than I remembered, forgot all about Sam's 'pink mast'. AFoolAndHisMoney fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Mar 30, 2014 |
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Mar 30, 2014 06:20
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AFoolAndHisMoney posted:Does anyone still have the link to that dramatic reading of the chapter in FFC where Sam has awkward sex with Gilly and porno music plays in the background? I swear it was in one of the earlier threads here and it was the funniest poo poo but I can't find it anymore. http://tindeck.com/listen/utrz
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Mar 30, 2014 06:30
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Apparently this is Sam getting raped and totally balances all the women getting raped.
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Mar 30, 2014 07:20
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Thank goodness she'll be like 20 by the time they get to that stuff (haha like they'd ever film that)
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Mar 30, 2014 08:22
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kcroy posted:man no one likes my hodor pop up book? you are a tough crowd. I liked it a lot, only improvement I can think of is maybe squirt some baby oil on it to recreate glistening
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Mar 30, 2014 08:25
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:We don't like anything, man. 
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Mar 30, 2014 08:54
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Mar 30, 2014 16:21
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:We don't like anything, man. true dat. savinhill posted:I liked it a lot, only improvement I can think of is maybe squirt some baby oil on it to recreate glistening hrm, I will suggest a nice UV coating to the publisher Elman posted:Arya goes blind. Personperson14 posted:Thank goodness she'll be like 20 by the time they get to that snuff. fixed
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Mar 31, 2014 04:36
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Oh hey guys, I forgot that this was a thing that was still going on. How excited are we all for season 4 of the show? Soon all my friends that never read the books but think they are super huge fans of the series can shut the gently caress up about how Joff needs to die. That Mercy chapter was the GRRMiest thing ever. I now feel about this book series the way I felt watching the first episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand. You guys remember that? The lovely 300 ripoff that we only watched because we heard Lucy Lawless was gonna show her tits, but then it turned out the show was really good? Like that but in reverse, like, "gee I wonder how loving bad he is going to ruin this thing that used to be so good." Like a glistening golden trainwreck. Edit: If I change my avatar, will I still have my gang tag? Because holy poo poo that thing is dated. Mr. Bad Guy fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Mar 31, 2014 |
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Mar 31, 2014 07:12
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Oh hey guys, I forgot that this was a thing that was still going on. How excited are we all for season 4 of the show? Soon all my friends that never read the books but think they are super huge fans of the series can shut the gently caress up about how Joff needs to die. I think gang tags are DIY at this point. Copy the image URL off someone else's tag which should be hosted on fi.somethingawful.com or some such and use that in your custom title. I got it to work once when I was dead drunk but someone must have disliked it because I woke up with an Ainsley Harriot avatar.
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Mar 31, 2014 07:37
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Time to update the wild cards gang tag to something more GRRM specific, like 'Sticky Little Princes'. IMO.
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Mar 31, 2014 07:46
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Time to update the wild cards gang tag to something more GRRM specific, like 'Sticky Little Princes'. fat pink masts myrish swamps UTI Grads
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Mar 31, 2014 07:49
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Seconding "fat pink masts"
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Mar 31, 2014 07:58
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WildCards forever. Don't you fuckers quit on us now.
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Mar 31, 2014 13:01
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Mar 31, 2014 13:28
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Spermy Smurf posted:Arya is called Mercy now? It's supposed to be that she gets so into character that she thinks of herself as a completely different person. Sort of like how Sansa became Alayne.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:08
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I'm pretty sure that was a "cat of the canals" chapter
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Mar 31, 2014 19:17
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All I ever asked GRRM for was a little mercy and he has to go and twist that around into some rape thing too. Ugh.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:27
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AStrangeDuelist posted:Sort of like how Sansa became Alayne. And Arya (as Mercy) plays Sansa in the play, so it's come full circle.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:36
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Jeffrey posted:I'm pretty sure that was a "cat of the canals" chapter If you mean that she was in her cat of the canals persona then it's definitely not so, she specifically says that Mercy wouldn't know the girls from 'the happy port' which she knew as cat of the canals. It's new persona.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:54
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emanresu tnuocca posted:If you mean that she was in her cat of the canals persona then it's definitely not so, she specifically says that Mercy wouldn't know the girls from 'the happy port' which she knew as cat of the canals. It's new persona. nah I just meant "Arya is called Mercy now?" shouldn't really be surprising because her having random new personas of the week is already established
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Mar 31, 2014 20:08
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Jeffrey posted:nah I just meant "Arya is called Mercy now?" shouldn't really be surprising because her having random new personas of the week is already established It's surprising to me  I havent read the last book yet. I'm going to wait till he dies before buying it.
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Mar 31, 2014 20:11
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Spermy Smurf posted:It's surprising to me Oh sorry I forgot, you mentioned that! Good on you for actually holding out. Sorry(not really) for the spoilers~
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Mar 31, 2014 20:13
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Spermy Smurf posted:It's surprising to me Arya is a Faceless Man now, like Jaqen back in book 2 if you'll recall. She can change into different people at will. Her ADWD chapters are excellent (as well as surprisingly philosophically profound), so you should probably read them. The same goes for her little brother Bran's chapters in the book, which have some really beautiful scenes. What's cool is that he is now essentially a crippled omniscient demigod, not dissimilar from Cerebro-enhanced Professor X from the X-Men. Some may call character developments like these power creep, but I just call it awesome. The Starks are gearing up and upping the stakes, and becoming a true force to be reckoned with (Sansa, too, though more by becoming a shrewd political player rather than through supernatural abilities).
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Mar 31, 2014 20:30
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Jon is also a warging magician type, and brenden is king of the others, preparing to lead an attack on westeros. Catelyn is...something
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Mar 31, 2014 21:24
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Joramun posted:Arya is a Faceless Man now, like Jaqen back in book 2 if you'll recall. She can change into different people at will. Her ADWD chapters are excellent (as well as surprisingly philosophically profound), so you should probably read them. I wonder if the Starks are going to wind up as the villains of the series by the end. Catelyn is already an undead monster, Sansa's becoming a sociopath under the tutelage of Little Finger, Bran is very likely becoming the leader of the White Walkers, and Arya is a coldhearted assassin. The only one left is Rickon who may already be a cannibal.
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Mar 31, 2014 21:26
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But that stuff was all set in motion and we all knew it was happening 12 years ago. I'll read ADWD when the series is done. I'll be 50.
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Mar 31, 2014 21:38
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Gianthogweed posted:I wonder if the Starks are going to wind up as the villains of the series by the end. Catelyn is already an undead monster, Sansa's becoming a sociopath under the tutelage of Little Finger, Bran is very likely becoming the leader of the White Walkers, and Arya is a coldhearted assassin. The only one left is Rickon who may already be a cannibal. Dany is going to be the villain, and maybe jon the hero who stops her. (I'd say about 40% confidence on the first, 10% on the second prediction.)
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Gianthogweed posted:I wonder if the Starks are going to wind up as the villains of the series by the end. Catelyn is already an undead monster, Sansa's becoming a sociopath under the tutelage of Little Finger, Bran is very likely becoming the leader of the White Walkers, and Arya is a coldhearted assassin. The only one left is Rickon who may already be a cannibal. i'd go all serial killer too if they killed my dad, murdered my mother and brother, burned down my home, and crippled/raped me too
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Spermy Smurf posted:But that stuff was all set in motion and we all knew it was happening 12 years ago. When you are 50 is when time collapses into a single point. When all possible GURMs exist simultaneously, a new wild cards book will appear. Oh, and Brandon Sanderson finishes the series in the same moment because GURM is simultaneously dead and alive, and did and did not give permission. (Intellectual property rape).
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