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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Nobnob posted:

Totally reminds me of this old one right here.



That's one hell of a sack right there.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This is a bunch of kids being caught smoking pot.

GymnastyThom
Nov 26, 2005
Do you smell something? You know what that reminds me of? That smells like.. vampire shit.
sucks for whoever's parachute that was.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
A fake cop tried to pull over an undercover deputy. It worked out great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ8_oiebIec

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Nitrox posted:

A fake cop tried to pull over an undercover deputy. It worked out great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ8_oiebIec

Bonus at the end as someone tries to walk into the background of the news cast and immediately turns around when they realize they're in the shot :v:

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

Say Nothing posted:

This is a bunch of kids being caught smoking pot.


This gif probably catalyzed CO's pot renaissance.
"Did you see this jif, honey? Apparently college kids are smoking weed like hot cakes!"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Evilreaver posted:

Bonus at the end as someone tries to walk into the background of the news cast and immediately turns around when they realize they're in the shot :v:

http://i.imgur.com/iGAH9TY.gif

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

This is a bunch of kids being caught smoking pot.


It's much funnier with sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGFu_WMYAP4

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKS5emuhwIQ

On a similar note

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder why they thought smoking dope in the middle of a field under a brightly colored parachute was a good idea?
Non-rhetorical answer: drugs.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I honestly have no idea how he thought this could turn out well.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I honestly have no idea how he thought this could turn out well.


What the heck is that, anyway?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Antipersonel umbrella.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I honestly have no idea how he thought this could turn out well.



I would probably do the same thing for shits & giggles.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Just spotted that the other day on the front page of the Columbus Dispatch. Way to go, Central Ohio Headline Writers Association.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I really, really wish I could empty quote this, because holy poo poo that headline

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Short and sweet

booshi
Aug 14, 2004

:tastykake:||||||||||:tastykake:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I honestly have no idea how he thought this could turn out well.



It's just like those bird feeders to keep squirrels off, except it keeps kids off.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Testekill posted:

I would probably do the same thing for shits & giggles.

Yeah I'm laughing at them but I can't pretend I'd do anything different in their shoes.

Krackleburt
Aug 24, 2008

Nitrox posted:

A fake cop tried to pull over an undercover deputy. It worked out great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ8_oiebIec

This is from a few years ago, but there's a part that's worth noting at the end, where the undercover cop was quoted as saying he probably would have shot the imposter if his backup wasn't there. It's relevant since the Albuquerque Police Department is currently under investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice for their high number of police shootings in recent years, relative to the small-ish population size of Albuquerque. This came to a head yesterday when protestors gathered around downtown Abq for the recent shooting of a homeless man, and police confronted them in riot gear. That in itself isn't too exciting, but what's more is that for some reason Anonymous decided to get involved and have been attacking APD websites and shutting them down. This, of course, is amusing to me since I just moved away from Abq last year, and nothing exciting ever happened when I lived there.

Anyway, here's a drunk guy getting handcuffed by a nicer cop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuFWItwakSY

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LlulxxYwhg

Stunt....moped.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

booshi posted:

It's just like those bird feeders to keep squirrels off, except it keeps kids off.

The only thing I can think of is it's like when those kids spin up those merry go rounds really fast with the motorbikes and then act all shocked then the g force lobs em out into a park bench or something. Someone apparently spun the gently caress out of that thing.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

SierraEchoBravo
Jun 23, 2010

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The only thing I can think of is it's like when those kids spin up those merry go rounds really fast with the motorbikes and then act all shocked then the g force lobs em out into a park bench or something. Someone apparently spun the gently caress out of that thing.

Whatever it is, it must be heavy as gently caress because it didn't appear to slow down after a couple kids hauled off it.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The only thing I can think of is it's like when those kids spin up those merry go rounds really fast with the motorbikes and then act all shocked then the g force lobs em out into a park bench or something. Someone apparently spun the gently caress out of that thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwWZFG6k8QM

"Oh my godddd"

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

SierraEchoBravo posted:

Whatever it is, it must be heavy as gently caress because it didn't appear to slow down after a couple kids hauled off it.

I remember these things from my childhood (haven't seen any recently, though). They are made from steel and have a ton of inertia.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Those videos always always end the same way. You'd think they'd look it up on their phone before trying it....

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?

Oh Dan :allears:

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012


Slow Mo Guys :allears: Here's the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO7LIRhGbfo

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

People cannot fly.







Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Here's the video.
Read the post again :v:

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Pierzak posted:

Read the post again :v:

Witchcraft!

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009




Make sure to stiffen your legs directly downward the instant before you hit the ground. That's the best way to shatter your ankles land.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Nobnob posted:

People cannot fly.



Holy poo poo that is nightmarish. Like, I literally will have nightmares about this.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

:ohdear: I know somone who became a paraplegic because of a similar accident. Gymnastics is quite dangerous.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

His legs are in pieces. :cripes:

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Just Offscreen posted:

Holy poo poo that is nightmarish. Like, I literally will have nightmares about this.

That looks like a 30 foot drop at least. It's completely possible to die from a fall like that, and I'm pretty sure that dude got hurt a lot from that. I mean, his ankles are snapped for sure but a lower back/neck break is far from out of the picture.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Nice piece of fish posted:

That looks like a 30 foot drop at least. It's completely possible to die from a fall like that, and I'm pretty sure that dude got hurt a lot from that. I mean, his ankles are snapped for sure but a lower back/neck break is far from out of the picture.

He walked away from the accident. Although he really did gently caress up his back.

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PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Krispy Kareem posted:

He walked away from the accident. Although he really did gently caress up his back.

Crazy. Pretty sure this guy didn't walk away from face-planting onto concrete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH_52WWNRS0

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