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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Waterhaul posted:

That depends. How many dicks appear in Spawn :v: But man I know Stokoe would kill it going crazy drawing Spawn's cape but I couldn't help but feel he'd be criminally wasted.


Also a wild Grant Morrison comics appears

With an accompanying interview.
I'm confused, I don't have to be intimately familiar with every comic written in the 1950s through modern day to understand any of what's happening in this comic, but you say it's written by Grant Morrison?

Grant's work is about a 50/50 split for me with whether I was furious at him, or in love with him, after I read the book. Some of his stuff is SO GOOD but sometimes you have to know EXACTLY what he's talking about to make heads or tails of the comic.

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Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
There are some Morrison comics I really really like but I think he's gotten in the habit of mistaking obfuscation for sophistication, particularly in his DC output.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

fatherboxx posted:

Imagine James Stokoe headlining Spawn :pcgaming:, the schedule would only be improved!

I had to google Stokoe to remind myself who he was and I found this.

Is that really how he holds his pencil?

MagnesiumB
Apr 13, 2013
It is, I think Brandon Graham wrote a blog post about it at some point.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Alien Rope Burn posted:

There are some Morrison comics I really really like but I think he's gotten in the habit of mistaking obfuscation for sophistication, particularly in his DC output.

Or did he maybe just make obfuscation sophisticated? :350:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Alien Rope Burn posted:

There are some Morrison comics I really really like but I think he's gotten in the habit of mistaking obfuscation for sophistication, particularly in his DC output.

I have re-read 7 soldiers I think 3 times and I can ALMOST, but not quite, tell you some of the things that happened.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pictured: Grant Morrison presenting characters and concepts.

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Mar 31, 2014

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

theflyingorc posted:

I have re-read 7 soldiers I think 3 times and I can ALMOST, but not quite, tell you some of the things that happened.

I thought the part with the mob boss was pretty dope.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Senor Candle posted:

I thought the part with the mob boss was pretty dope.

It's filled to the brim with great concepts and characters, but hell if I can tell what's going on half the time.

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!

theflyingorc posted:

It's filled to the brim with great concepts and characters, but hell if I can tell what's going on half the time.

The editors of today are feeding off characters of yesterday by corrupting them, darkening them, and eventually destroying them. The heroes defeat this evil by scattering a subversive message across 7 disjointed stories.

7 Soldiers rules.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Gavok posted:

I admittedly don't follow Japanese wrestling, but this Prince Devitt guy has become one of my favorite wrestlers ever.







Badass.

Another.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Alien Rope Burn posted:

There are some Morrison comics I really really like but I think he's gotten in the habit of mistaking obfuscation for sophistication, particularly in his DC output.

Seaguy! :doom:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Senor Candle posted:

I had to google Stokoe to remind myself who he was and I found this.

Is that really how he holds his pencil?

Taylor Swift holds them that way too, at least in some Coke commercial I saw.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Senor Candle posted:

I had to google Stokoe to remind myself who he was and I found this.

Is that really how he holds his pencil?

People not knowing who Stokoe was offhand.

I feel as if I have failed the world.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

Waterhaul posted:

People not knowing who Stokoe was offhand.

I feel as if I have failed the world.

I recognized the name I just haven't read anything by him yet.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

StumblyWumbly posted:

The editors of today are feeding off characters of yesterday by corrupting them, darkening them, and eventually destroying them. The heroes defeat this evil by scattering a subversive message across 7 disjointed stories.
I don't know why I don't instantly go to "industry metacommentary" when I am confused by Morrison.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey Goon who thought Kurt Busiek was Greg Rucka, Kurt just mentioned it on his FB page.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


RIP Madkal, died of shame.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Rhyno posted:

Hey Goon who thought Kurt Busiek was Greg Rucka, Kurt just mentioned it on his FB page.

Next issue of Astro City will have a dumb hick character mistake Jack-In-The-Box for Cracker Jack, before his pants fall down and he poops himself.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Please make it a recurring BSS thing where people keep addressing comic creators by the wrong name.


Senor Candle posted:

I recognized the name I just haven't read anything by him yet.

Orc Stain. Orc Stain Orc Stain.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Waterhaul posted:

Please make it a recurring BSS thing where people keep addressing comic creators by the wrong name.

What's the worst possible mistake we can make to cause maximum anger?

I suspect the target must be Alan Moore.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

theflyingorc posted:

What's the worst possible mistake we can make to cause maximum anger?

I suspect the target must be Alan Moore.

That would require someone to see Alan Moore.

EDIT: And who would you even confuse him with? Spider Jerusalem?

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008
Quote isn't edit.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Senor Candle posted:

That would require someone to see Alan Moore.

Fair point.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

theflyingorc posted:

I don't know why I don't instantly go to "industry metacommentary" when I am confused by Morrison.

Stories are the best when they only make sense if they're about something else instead of the thing they're actually about.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Senor Candle posted:

That would require someone to see Alan Moore.

EDIT: And who would you even confuse him with? Spider Jerusalem?

Hey, you're that guy who wrote Before Watchmen right?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Aphrodite posted:

Hey, you're that guy who wrote Before Watchmen right?

"I love all your movies."

Or:

"Are you influenced by Grant Morrison at all?"

Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002

Waterhaul posted:

Please make it a recurring BSS thing where people keep addressing comic creators by the wrong name.


On Friday I was rushing to the gaming room and knocked into who I thought was Brandon Graham before mumbling an apology and dashing off, only to be corrected by my friend that it was Matt Fraction. Does that count?

And Seven Soldiers was dope, I've never read a story that rewarded knowledge of obscure 1960s JSA comics like that one.

Sanschel fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Mar 31, 2014

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!

theflyingorc posted:

I don't know why I don't instantly go to "industry metacommentary" when I am confused by Morrison.

Like half of all comics symbolism is referring to other comics.

theflyingorc posted:

What's the worst possible mistake we can make to cause maximum anger?

I suspect the target must be Alan Moore.

I think BKV got called Brian Bendis a lot, there's a crack about it in Ex Machina.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Sanschel posted:

On Friday I was rushing to the gaming room and knocked into who I thought was Brandon Graham before mumbling an apology and dashing off, only to be corrected by my friend that it was Matt Fraction. Does that count?

It would have been better if you said that Prophet was the best book Image was putting out I will count it.

StumblyWumbly posted:

Like half of all comics symbolism is referring to other comics.


I think BKV got called Brian Bendis a lot, there's a crack about it in Ex Machina.

Look if they didn't want to be mixed up they should go the Aaron route and grow a beard, it won't be as :black101: but it's a start.

Mimir
Nov 26, 2012
"Wow, Mr. Morrison, you're really bald. Like, I'd seen pictures and everything, but I mean, man. So bald. So very bald."

I begin crying.

I had no idea.

I move to touch Grant Morrison's head as a luck totem, just as I had planned.

"I'm Warren Ellis."

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

theflyingorc posted:

What's the worst possible mistake we can make to cause maximum anger?
Call Kieron Gillen "Mrs. McKelvie".

Or vice-versa, if McKelvie would ever bother showing up to a con. :argh:

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
"Oh, Mr. Morrison, I loved Skrull Kill Krew. When are you and Mr. Millar going to collaborate again?"

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Round two of Ebay fun, maybe somebody even more crazy will bid this time? 15 new auctions!

http://www.ebay.com/sch/rcwhitey/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Rhyno posted:

Round two of Ebay fun, maybe somebody even more crazy will bid this time? 15 new auctions!

http://www.ebay.com/sch/rcwhitey/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

The only one that could get crazy bidders is a Byrne fan or Byrne himself.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Mimir posted:

"Wow, Mr. Morrison, you're really bald. Like, I'd seen pictures and everything, but I mean, man. So bald. So very bald."

I begin crying.

I had no idea.

I move to touch Grant Morrison's head as a luck totem, just as I had planned.

"I'm Warren Ellis."

"Mister Ellis! Wow, how does working with Nick Cave feel like?"

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

bobkatt013 posted:

The only one that could get crazy bidders is a Byrne fan or Byrne himself.

There's at least one crazy Rogue or Bishop fan out there. Incidentally, both those Bishop and that Hidden years runs have 1 or 2 very hard to find books. I scored $375 out of the last bunch, hoping for $300 or so this round.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Sanschel posted:


And Seven Soldiers was dope, I've never read a story that rewarded knowledge of obscure 1960s JSA comics like that one.

Seven Soldiers was also probably the only time someone wrote a good Zatanna story:

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

theflyingorc posted:

I have re-read 7 soldiers I think 3 times and I can ALMOST, but not quite, tell you some of the things that happened.

It was cool having an artist for each character but the links between events made it confusing at times. I didn't know the train Manhattan Guardian was on was the same one that flattened Horigal when it was hunting down Klarion. Maybe if Irving added the skull paint on the front it would have made it easier to figure out.

Also, Solaris showing up in All-Star Superman felt like it came outta nowhere.

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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Rhyno posted:

Round two of Ebay fun, maybe somebody even more crazy will bid this time? 15 new auctions!

http://www.ebay.com/sch/rcwhitey/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=
Is that a dollar for everything or a dollar per comic?

Also if I buy the Bishop stuff can you just send me Bishop: The Last X-Man #16 and throw the rest in the bin?

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