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People are now writing benny fan-fiction this thread is going to get weird fast.
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Turtlicious posted:People are now writing benny fan-fiction this thread is going to get weird fast. With Benny gone we have to make our own fun.
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Mar 29, 2014 00:29
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Maybe he was getting ready for his first day as a volunteer but fell ill. When he called to let them know that he couldn't come in, he told them it was because he was too stoned. He'd already tried the "I'm hungover!" excuse and it backfired, but being too stoned to work sounded like a great idea. Or he didn't get the position. Wasn't it up in the air and he was waiting to be fingerprinted or something? Or maybe he's reached a new level of depressed and is spending all of his time indulging in his adult baby fetish. Or his mom caught him jacking off again and confiscated his computer, and he failed to realize that there are computers at his place of 'work'. The possibilities are endless!
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Mar 29, 2014 00:40
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Xenocides posted:With Benny gone we have to make our own fun. Or close this pitiful thread/.
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Mar 29, 2014 04:56
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Maybe when he did his fingerprinting, they found out he was wanted for various child sex offenses.
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Mar 29, 2014 05:02
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Xenocides posted:With Benny gone we have to make our own fun. He's not gone, he's just avoiding e/n (which might be one of the smartest things he's done in the last year).
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Mar 29, 2014 05:33
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Lolie posted:He's not gone, he's just avoiding e/n (which might be one of the smartest things he's done in the last year). I don't think avoiding advice to get healthcare is a great idea.
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Mar 29, 2014 06:06
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Scapegoat posted:I don't think avoiding advice to get healthcare is a great idea. Yeah avoiding e/n is only a great idea if you're actually doing something with your life in the meantime. While not being in his thread is hardly a bad idea, I'd be hard-pressed to think he's doing something more productive with his time.
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Mar 29, 2014 07:36
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Turtlicious posted:People are now writing benny fan-fiction this thread is going to get weird fast. God I hope so. With any luck, he'll become an internet superstar and leverage that into his own hit reality show. Oh, you'd watch it, yes you would.
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Mar 29, 2014 08:35
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Lolie posted:He's not gone, he's just avoiding e/n (which might be one of the smartest things he's done in the last year). I just want you to know that I sat here for a long time trying to think of something that Benny did over the course of this thread that would be smarter than just not posting in it, but I couldn't come up with a single thing. He's better off doing nothing because he'll mess up if he does something, but he's spent YEARS doing nothing and still screwed it all up. edit: Ursine Asylum posted:Yeah avoiding e/n is only a great idea if you're actually doing something with your life in the meantime. While not being in his thread is hardly a bad idea, I'd be hard-pressed to think he's doing something more productive with his time. I guess I can't read because I missed this, but this dude is right on. Greg Legg fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Mar 29, 2014 |
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Mar 29, 2014 09:27
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close the thread!
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Mar 29, 2014 17:09
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He's not posting in this thread until he gets a job.
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Mar 29, 2014 18:02
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Benny will post tomorrow.
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Mar 29, 2014 18:13
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Thats my plan anyway. Im gonna lean in.I'm angry at my mom but my Uncle Jim told me ti's ok if she hits me. (Actually that last part made me legit sad.)
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Mar 29, 2014 20:35
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Last day for Obamacare, Benny delivers by not delivering yet again.
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Mar 31, 2014 17:25
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He didn't even try Thunderdome this week.  Just when it seemed like he was learning about follow through, getting a little consistency.Seriously, Benny, what are you doing that you can't write ~1000 words a week? You were getting good, valid critiques from people in there, and it seemed like there was slight improvement from week to week, then you just ... stop? God. gently caress.
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Mar 31, 2014 17:58
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I hate to interrupt the Obamacare ragefest but Benny told me that he and his family did in fact get insurance. I think he is avoiding this thread for now which is probably a good thing. Maybe when/if he gets a job we will be once more graced by his presence. Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled Benny bashing.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:19
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A Tin Of Beans posted:He didn't even try Thunderdome this week. Maybe he has a full-time job.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:20
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Thanks for the update! I wonder if he got his fingerprints done.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:27
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Kingdom of Sin posted:I hate to interrupt the Obamacare ragefest but Benny told me that he and his family did in fact get insurance. They got insurance? or they had insurance all along? Get therapy, Benny. No matter how much effort it takes.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:31
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buteruc posted:Maybe he has a full-time job. More likely: he's been a troll this whole time and finally got sick of it.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:31
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cname posted:They got insurance? or they had insurance all along? No idea.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:34
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Kingdom of Sin posted:I hate to interrupt the Obamacare ragefest but Benny told me that he and his family did in fact get insurance. I think he is avoiding this thread for now which is probably a good thing. First genuinely good news of this thread.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:55
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What a surprise! A lazy piece of poo poo did... NOTHING
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Mar 31, 2014 19:48
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Can this thread be goldmined?
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Mar 31, 2014 19:55
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Over a year in the making, this thread is finally over, I think. Benny is done with being made fun of non stop and, at the same time, done with people expecting results. Those are pretty much the only people in this thread. My guess is that he is done with the writing thread because he realized he sucked.
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Mar 31, 2014 20:26
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Geoj posted:More likely: he's been a troll this whole time and finally got sick of it. If he's been a troll this whole time, he's been really dedicated between AIM, IRC, and the various threads across SA. I haven't spoken to him outside of this thread, but a lot of people have chimed in from time to time and have corroborated his story through talking with him on AIM or whatever. Basically, if he's trolling, he still needs help.
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Mar 31, 2014 20:29
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Robot_Rumpus posted:Over a year in the making, this thread is finally over, I think. Benny is done with being made fun of non stop and, at the same time, done with people expecting results. Those are pretty much the only people in this thread. My guess is that he is done with the writing thread because he realized he sucked. Or maybe he found a mamma to indulge his adult baby fetish and has been too busy with diaper play to post an update?
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Mar 31, 2014 21:07
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Arch Stanton posted:Or maybe he found a mamma to indulge his adult baby fetish and has been too busy with diaper play to post an update? While possible, I think my guess is probably more accurate. Indulging the baby fetish would require a level of commitment that he is probably not capable of. His inaction is most likely due to being incredibly lazy and feeling tired of being criticized for it.
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Mar 31, 2014 21:56
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Robot_Rumpus posted:While possible, I think my guess is probably more accurate. Indulging the baby fetish would require a level of commitment that he is probably not capable of. His inaction is most likely due to being incredibly lazy and feeling tired of being criticized for it. Or he's getting jiggy with the
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Mar 31, 2014 22:05
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Fugue Stater posted:and the rest was history. So.. she smothered him?
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Apr 2, 2014 14:40
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gently caress you, Benny. gently caress you.
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Apr 2, 2014 22:40
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Yeah Benny you suck pretty hard. Running away from your problems is easier but you won't get anywhere. Basically you're just a giant pussy
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Apr 2, 2014 22:45
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So we just had an interviewee come back in and give my bosses a thank you note. Benny???!!!
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Apr 3, 2014 00:33
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Sitting Here posted:So we just had an interviewee come back in and give my bosses a thank you note. Someone's been taking the wrong lessons from this thread
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Apr 3, 2014 02:53
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Ursine Asylum posted:Someone's been taking the wrong lessons from this thread He's been doing that for an entire year, no shock.
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Apr 3, 2014 06:08
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Sitting Here posted:So we just had an interviewee come back in and give my bosses a thank you note. Do you work in the Inland Empire?
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Apr 3, 2014 22:02
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here you go Benny, because you literally couldn't do any worse: http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onions-tips-for-nailing-a-job-interview,35696/
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Apr 4, 2014 00:41
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crabrock posted:here you go Benny, because you literally couldn't do any worse: "BLOOD BLOOD ORANGE"
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Apr 4, 2014 00:50
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crabrock posted:here you go Benny, because you literally couldn't do any worse: It's like Benny watched this, and took it all to heart. The only time he accepts advice is when it's satire.
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