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It's gone, guys.
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7thBatallion posted:It's gone, guys. It is still in the ocean. It ain't leaving.
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7thBatallion posted:It's gone, guys. Maybe it is just stuck in a labyrinth?
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I want when this thread hits 100 pages that everyone starts talking backwards, each person in the thread posts in their respective times, mirroring this thread to the two hundredth page, each post a mirror opposed post of the original post, not in gobbledegook back speech ala Twin Peaks, but with positivity, this driving unfathomably enthusiastic response, each post twisting the sadness and despair so relevant to a plane's loss to this reassuring and vibrant push. Banned people are unbanned, probated people are unprobated, everyone flocks together, everyone breathing, change sparkling in an air as crisp as new snow, everyone has their place from the first pages, and on the second run through, all know what we have to do: buffing this world. And as we close in, the news, everything starts becoming more positive, less hopeless, and gone are the stories of screaming relatives being thrown from hotel doorways with unpacked luggage and gone are the stories of broken planes cartwheeling into a hateful ocean with centrifugally sundered humans in a water-filled metal tube waving waxy hands in unseen rips to the turned backs of all former. All gone and instead, there's weird unconfirmed reports of boats landing in far, out of way places, boats full of hungry people, of falling to knees and kissing the ground and faces raising and wet sand on wet lips. Then Three Olives comes back, and posts: Three Olives posted:CNN posted: Everyone is found. Even the mangosteens And everyone has marvellous stories. Then the thread closes. and the world rejoices and there's a big meet up and everyone talks about it, and we have a cool name for it, the event, and then we slowly start to forget, and we don't bring it up, and when people tease us, we look away and don't say anything and our grand children will be like "did anything cool happen in your life time?" and you'll think of this, this event, where it's as if the world was changed by the reversal of attitude on a cynical Internet forum and then you'll lamely say "no, no" and wait for the more and more frequent bouts of dementia to help you forget. Forget this, and forget your wife already in a home due to advanced alzheimer's, who has forgotten you, and frequently has to be pulled off the randy dicks of men her age who she just can't be trusted to remember not to gently caress.
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Mar 31, 2014 09:39
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Here's the video, 125 fatalities and 50 injured survivors.
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JamesieAB posted:Here's the video, 125 fatalities and 50 injured survivors. Yeah thats amazing. When the poster last page asked if there'd ever been a successful water landing by a large passenger aircraft I remembered seeing the video on real TV a long time ago and there being survivors
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Mar 31, 2014 12:51
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This whole 777 thing better not be some sort of viral marketing campaign for the Malaysian version of Lost.
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Mar 31, 2014 14:05
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I think the plane sinked.
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Helmacron posted:I want when this thread hits 100 pages that everyone starts talking backwards, each person in the thread posts in their respective times, mirroring this thread to the two hundredth page, each post a mirror opposed post of the original post, not in gobbledegook back speech ala Twin Peaks, but with positivity, this driving unfathomably enthusiastic response, each post twisting the sadness and despair so relevant to a plane's loss to this reassuring and vibrant push. This. Or Bermuda Triangle aliens from an alternate dimension.
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Mar 31, 2014 14:53
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CNN Breaking News: The Malaysian government is still wholly incompetent and the airliner has not been found. Also there is a lot more garbage in the ocean that no one really wanted to discuss but that will be another investigative report that is currently in production. CNN Special Report: A Sea of Garbage - Who Woulda Thunk It?
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redshirt posted:This. The plane is viral marketing for the Syfy Original Movie "Bermuda Tentacles"
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Mar 31, 2014 15:11
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Cartoon posted:This is the definitive open water ditching. The Ethiopian Air flight was being messed with by hijackers.  Son of a bitch. I guess I gotta retract my incredulity at the life-raft thing.
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"The Malaysian Department of Civil Aviation said Monday that the last communication with the air traffic controller was "Good night, Malaysian three seven zero." Imagine that..
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Mar 31, 2014 19:15
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How to crash and plane and document it properly 101: ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDu0jYiz-v8
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Zogo posted:How to crash and plane and document it properly 101: Hey dad can you spread that wound open a bit for the camera, youtube will love this, no? Ok I'll do it.
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demonR6 posted:CNN Breaking News: The Malaysian government is still wholly incompetent and the airliner has not been found. Also there is a lot more garbage in the ocean that no one really wanted to discuss but that will be another investigative report that is currently in production. Guys you wouldn't believe all the poo poo we've found out here, some guy's yacht, a cargo container full of sports shoes and quite lot of plastic sheeting
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Mar 31, 2014 22:15
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now we know that planes cannot fly in water, or in trees
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demonR6 posted:"The Malaysian Department of Civil Aviation said Monday that the last communication with the air traffic controller was "Good night, Malaysian three seven zero." Yeah, previously they said he said "All right, good night", right? Did they just lie or mishear or what? Or are they just malaysian, lol?
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Mar 31, 2014 22:20
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Probably they didn't like the implication that the pilots were wishing their own plane farewell, since nothing has been found yet and that would just antagonize the families further, so they hushed it up for a couple of weeks.
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Mar 31, 2014 22:23
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Its still gone guys.
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Mar 31, 2014 22:25
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 "Malaysian three seven zero" is the call sign. It's SOP to include it in every communication 
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brylcreem posted:
Then why is everybody caring so hard about this revision? Never mind, I already know it's because the media has nothing else to talk about.
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Mar 31, 2014 22:57
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have they looked in the trees
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gnarlyhotep posted:have they looked in the trees of course not, trees and planes are enemies
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angerbeet posted:of course not, trees and planes are enemies well it's always in the last place you look
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gnarlyhotep posted:well it's always in the last place you look We all look in different places last, this is what has caused this. Maybe if we all looked in the same last place together. Hands across America but it's wide swathes of the ocean instead also a lot of people will drown
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lol we're never going to find out what happened to this plane think about it it's never going to happen
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It's probably in the ocean
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angerbeet posted:It's probably in the ocean In an octopus's garden
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angerbeet posted:It's probably in the ocean yeh, maybe
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Bubble-T posted:In an octopus's garden in the shade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUFcfXgW_dQ
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I'll believe they are all on an island and living some weird rear end jungle life.
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Apr 1, 2014 05:41
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They are never gonna find the plane, it was sucked into a blackhole, made into a terrorist weapon, turned left, DALE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Apr 1, 2014 05:45
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imagine hitting the water at speed, feeling the force of ur dying shatter u
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Orkin Mang posted:imagine hitting the water at speed, feeling the force of ur dying shatter u I often wonder that. If you're in the back of the plane there'd be like 1 whole second where you see the front of the plane collapsing toward you obliterating everyone, followed by the force of your body getting crushed extremely quickly, and then nothing.
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Planes are evil and we should outlaw them, bring back cruise liners that run into icebergs.
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James Polk posted:I often wonder that. If you're in the back of the plane there'd be like 1 whole second where you see the front of the plane collapsing toward you obliterating everyone, followed by the force of your body getting crushed extremely quickly, and then nothing. It would be quick and relatively painless. There's worse ways to die.
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James Polk posted:I often wonder that. If you're in the back of the plane there'd be like 1 whole second where you see the front of the plane collapsing toward you obliterating everyone, followed by the force of your body getting crushed extremely quickly, and then nothing. horrified disbelief kind of thing. drat
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