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Mar 31, 2014 01:47
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Alien Rope Burn posted:
The very next panel is also funny.
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Mar 31, 2014 02:12
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Mister Roboto posted:The very next panel is also funny. Here you go. Ultimate Spider-Man #67, again.  Really, #66 and #67 just filled with funny panels. Also creepy ones.
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Mar 31, 2014 02:19
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Here you go. Ultimate Spider-Man #67, again. Is that when the century+ year old Wolverine (in Spidey's body) tries to get it on with a 15-year-old MJ?
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Mar 31, 2014 03:02
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Jerusalem posted:Is that when the century+ year old Wolverine (in Spidey's body) tries to get it on with a 15-year-old MJ? I don't think Ultimate Wolverine is THAT old, actually. But yes.
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Mar 31, 2014 03:05
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Really, #66 and #67 just filled with funny panels. Also creepy ones. Those two issues are why I could never really hate Bendis, even at the absolute nadir of his Norman Osborne power trips.
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Mar 31, 2014 03:06
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Lurdiak posted:Jubilee's powers can split atoms. Maddrox's powers violate conservation of mass and energy. Hank Pym could shrink all threats to sub-atomic size easily. Vision and Shadowcat should be able to defeat everyone who isn't an energy manipulator in 3 seconds by punching them in the brain. But if writers acknowledged all this poo poo, comics would be really boring. And it actually kind of bugs me when a writer thinks it's "badass" to have a character suddenly ignore the agreed-upon in-universe limitations of their powers to one-shot a threat, because it really hurts the suspension of disbelief. This reminds me of the animated Fantastic Four cartoon where Galactus is all set to eat the world and the Fantastic Four and guest-appearing Thor can't stop him. Then Ghost Rider fells him with a single Penance Stare, without even getting off his bike, because I guess Galactus has killed so many people having it turned back on him really hurts? Of course, that is even weirder because I think that is the first and only appearance of Ghost Rider in the show. He just rides up, blasts Galactus, and then rides off.
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Mar 31, 2014 16:57
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Choco1980 posted:There's interesting stuff like how Magneto and Electro have the same drat power set, or a whole tangent on his favorite hero, physics professor Ray Palmer's various escapades (The telephone transportation trick actually would work via landlines!).
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Mar 31, 2014 17:05
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Ashcans posted:Of course, that is even weirder because I think that is the first and only appearance of Ghost Rider in the show. He just rides up, blasts Galactus, and then rides off. Welcome to 90s Animated Marvel, where guest stars constantly save the heroes the show is named after.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:00
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theflyingorc posted:I thought that while electrical signals travel at the speed of light, the individual electrons he's supposed to be riding actually go rather slowly? I dunno, I'd say the speed of sound is pretty fast.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:09
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Choco1980 posted:I dunno, I'd say the speed of sound is pretty fast. The first source I found said that the actual electrons that The Atom should be riding travel at only .1-.4 mm per second.
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Mar 31, 2014 18:15
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theflyingorc posted:The first source I found said that the actual electrons that The Atom should be riding travel at only .1-.4 mm per second. Well it relatively fast. :V edit: what happened to that smile.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:52
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Jerusalem posted:Is that when the century+ year old Wolverine (in Spidey's body) tries to get it on with a 15-year-old MJ? He previously did actually bang 17 year old Jean Grey, too. Ultimate Wolverine has a thing for jail bait red heads.
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Mar 31, 2014 19:54
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drilldo squirt posted:Well it relatively fast. :V  Smileys are all lowercase.
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Mar 31, 2014 20:21
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TheJoker138 posted:He previously did actually bang 17 year old Jean Grey, too. Ultimate Wolverine has a thing for jail bait red heads. Cable: Logan, this is my foster daughter, Hope. Logan: Want me to trai- Cable: Uhhh, no thanks, I got this 
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Apr 1, 2014 00:02
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Ashcans posted:Of course, that is even weirder because I think that is the first and only appearance of Ghost Rider in the show. He just rides up, blasts Galactus, and then rides off. And then his VA comes back out of nowhere for UMvC3, because why the gently caress not. Sometimes Ghost Rider gets weird, guys. Jerusalem posted:Cable: Logan, this is my foster daughter, Hope. But if it's Ultimate Cable then.... oh god. OH GOD 
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Apr 1, 2014 00:32
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I velieve that they were developing a Ghost Rider cartoon for UPN at the time, which is why he also appeared in the Hulk cartoon and had a toy line for like no reason
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Apr 1, 2014 02:34
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  From http://strongfemaleprotagonist.com/
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Apr 1, 2014 03:29
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Jerusalem posted:Cable: Logan, this is my foster daughter, Hope. Hope doesn't need Wolverine to be creepy, she spent the better part of an issue trying to bang Namor.
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Apr 1, 2014 03:44
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Rhyno posted:Hope doesn't need Wolverine to be creepy, she spent the better part of an issue trying to bang Namor.  Generation Hope #12.
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Apr 1, 2014 08:15
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404GoonNotFound posted:But if it's Ultimate Cable then.... oh god. OH GOD Rhyno posted:Hope doesn't need Wolverine to be creepy, she spent the better part of an issue trying to bang Namor. Also didn't she shift from 'whatever old timer' to 'oh my god you're the best superhero ever' regarding Spidey in like a single panel in AvX?
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Apr 1, 2014 11:44
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Ashcans posted:This reminds me of the animated Fantastic Four cartoon where Galactus is all set to eat the world and the Fantastic Four and guest-appearing Thor can't stop him. Then Ghost Rider fells him with a single Penance Stare, without even getting off his bike, because I guess Galactus has killed so many people having it turned back on him really hurts? Sorry for continuing the derail, but that was based off one of the Byrne FF issues, but it's Doctor Strange using a spell with pretty much the same effects. I believe it's the same issue that has Daredevil and Spider-Man sharing some popcorn because Galactus is so out of their league.
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Apr 1, 2014 12:21
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In that case it was a team-effort; Strange uses the spell then Reed knocks him over by hitting him in the face with the Thing.
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Apr 1, 2014 13:46
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Metal Loaf posted:In that case it was a team-effort; Strange uses the spell then Reed knocks him over by hitting him in the face with the Thing. The story excuse is that Galactus was so hungry and weak that they were able to take him out. I love Doc, but I don't buy it. Galactus always seems to be completely aware that he kills lots and lots of people when he eats planets, and I don't think he'd start to develop a conscience just because he was feeling a bit peckish. The guy has cosmic powers and awareness that have got to let him know exactly what's happening all the time.   FF #243, I believe. prefect fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Apr 1, 2014 |
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Apr 1, 2014 13:54
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Yvonmukluk posted:
If it was the panel after Spidey punked Phoenix Illyana and Colossus so the Avengers could escape, then that's entirely understandable. 
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Apr 1, 2014 14:12
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Senior Woodchuck posted:If it was the panel after Spidey punked Phoenix Illyana and Colossus so the Avengers could escape, then that's entirely understandable. That sounds cool, could you post that sequence?
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Apr 1, 2014 14:20
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Rhyno posted:Hope doesn't need Wolverine to be creepy, she spent the better part of an issue trying to bang Namor. That whole issue was weird, it didn't sound like her voice at all coming out of the character. The Land art didn't help. Namor getting it on with the lobster queen was pretty funny though
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Apr 1, 2014 15:36
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Dacap posted:That whole issue was weird, it didn't sound like her voice at all coming out of the character. The Land art didn't help. There's a Lobster Queen? I assume they're no relation to Lobster Man.   Then, later:  (Source: Amazing Spider Man Volume 2 #43-45)
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Apr 1, 2014 18:48
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Red posted:There's a Lobster Queen? What is wrong with MJ's face on the middle panel?
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Apr 1, 2014 19:35
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Dark_Tzitzimine posted:What is wrong with MJ's face on the middle panel? She is very unhappy/embarassed by the prospect of playing the love interest of the Amazing Lobster Man, and is keeping a smile frozen on her face so as not to offend her co-worker, as the dialogue indicates.
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Apr 1, 2014 20:13
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fatherdog posted:She is very unhappy/embarassed by the prospect of playing the love interest of the Amazing Lobster Man, and is keeping a smile frozen on her face so as not to offend her co-worker, as the dialogue indicates. Mean-spirited alternative answer: she's been drawn by JRJr.
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Apr 1, 2014 20:14
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Dark_Tzitzimine posted:What is wrong with MJ's face on the middle panel? They're filming a Soundgarden music video.
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Apr 1, 2014 20:38
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Die Laughing posted:Sorry for continuing the derail, but that was based off one of the Byrne FF issues, but it's Doctor Strange using a spell with pretty much the same effects. I believe it's the same issue that has Daredevil and Spider-Man sharing some popcorn because Galactus is so out of their league. Please tell me they just literally sit there and share a bag of popcorn while Galactus devours the planet and that you're not just using that as an expression because I really want to see this now.
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Apr 2, 2014 01:37
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SilverSupernova posted:Please tell me they just literally sit there and share a bag of popcorn while Galactus devours the planet and that you're not just using that as an expression because I really want to see this now. Galactus doesn't actually devour the planet, but otherwise, yes.
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Apr 2, 2014 01:50
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Apr 2, 2014 03:28
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As comic book ruses go, that's spectacularly unelaborate.
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Apr 2, 2014 03:38
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Pilchenstein posted:As comic book ruses go, that's spectacularly unelaborate. I see you're new to Newspaper Spiderman.
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Apr 2, 2014 03:42
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It's always worth bearing in mind that this is the same Spider-Man who thought that flying to a civil-war torn country as Peter Parker, photojournalist, would expose his secret identity; spent a week trying to explain that no he really is Spider-Man to the guard who wouldn't let him through because he didn't have a passport, only to be ultimately bailed out of the situation by Obama.
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Apr 2, 2014 04:18
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Pilchenstein posted:As comic book ruses go, that's spectacularly unelaborate. Hey, he got an Iron Man suit, mastered it and waited until April 1st to get that wall-crawling menace in order to use the trump card that is April Fool, JJJ is a master tactician.
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Apr 2, 2014 05:02
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The simple comic book plans are always the best. There's just something magical about them. Like those Sivana pages posted a little while back. I think it was this thread. The Most Brilliant Evil Scintist In The World's Grand Scheme when Captain Marvel was out of town was to just start shooting cops.
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