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April fools! Everyone's dead and will never be found! Hahahahah. Good joke.
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No. 6 posted:April fools! Everyone's dead
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Apr 1, 2014 17:57
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No. 6 posted:April fools! Damnit. Every year. This was an elaborate one, too. Kudos.
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Apr 1, 2014 19:26
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Fallom posted:It gets worse. It turns out there were lots of survivors but the Japanese government didn't bother sending rescuers for a day or so, and the US basically begged Japan to be allowed to send helicopters over immediately only to be denied. If someone survived this crash they'd have a LOT of food to eat. They could last for months. demonR6 posted:This would still leave a hijacking or other pilot fuckery on the table so providing help to pinpoint the location the aircraft went down is less agreeable than shrugging your shoulders and saying "I dunno?" hoping it is never found. Plausible deniability 101. Those Boeing billionaires are 
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Apr 1, 2014 19:44
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I've got the tape on hand. Here's what they said before signing off.quote:Air Traffic Controller: "Have a good flight." Then the pilot calls one of the flight attendants "mom" and a minute later the plane crashes
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Apr 1, 2014 19:57
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Its gone guys.
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Apr 1, 2014 20:05
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gigawhite posted:I've got the tape on hand. Here's what they said before signing off. Yes but where?
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Apr 1, 2014 21:27
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Chinatown posted:Its gone guys.
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Apr 1, 2014 22:46
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To catch a 777 you must first think like a 777.
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Apr 1, 2014 22:57
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Rob Ford posted:To catch a 777 you must first think like a 777. I'm a big four eyed lame-o...Indian Ocean!
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Apr 1, 2014 23:13
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm a big four eyed lame-o...Indian Ocean! 
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Apr 1, 2014 23:24
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Maybe we need to look inside ourselves, the plane was inside us all along.
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Apr 2, 2014 00:34
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I found it! Not telling you guys though.
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Apr 2, 2014 00:55
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Even CNN is losing hope, they went from "Breaking News" to "Developing Story"
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Apr 2, 2014 02:01
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I Greyhound posted:Even CNN is losing hope, they went from "Breaking News" to "Developing Story" Next week on CNN - Oh The Plane? Meh Two dollar bet next week the lead story is related to this quote in their story: More than three weeks after the Malaysia Airlines jet disappeared, one thing has been made clear: the ocean is full of garbage, literally.
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Apr 2, 2014 02:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI&t=5s Alls they shoudl do is ask the International Brotherhood of Bellringing Midgets who last tolled the plane into port.
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Apr 2, 2014 02:18
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Shouldn't occums razor be something they teach in flight school?
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Apr 2, 2014 03:33
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They don't allow sharp objects on planes, duh.
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Apr 2, 2014 03:39
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CommissarMega posted:They don't allow sharp objects on planes, duh. http://www.businessinsider.com/airport-security-bomb-2013-11 Ban airports.
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Apr 2, 2014 03:40
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Think outside the box and you'll find the plane.
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Apr 2, 2014 03:59
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myshl0ng posted:Think outside the box and you'll find the plane. Planes are normally in the sky or on the ground, and are never underwater. Oh my god!!! Has anyone checked the ocean yet???????????????????
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Apr 2, 2014 04:07
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Digiwizzard posted:Planes are normally in the sky or on the ground, and are never underwater. Has anyone checked the ocean yet??????????????????? The ocean is a lie, it is a huge body of water named into sections. Seas are lies too, some are lakes, some are not. gently caress geography.
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Apr 2, 2014 04:09
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http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/591800-diego-garcia-philip-wood-ibm-engineer-on-flight-mh370-posts-photo-from-prison/quote:“The man claimed to be blindfolded when he sent the message,” Stone said. “When the American military blindfolds someone, it is accomplished by putting a bag over the head that is locked so you can’t get it off. This left the engineers hands free. This would have made it possible for him to pull his iPhone 5 (a fact confirmed by the Exif data) out of his butt as stated, and use the voice command ability of the Iphone to just talk to it to log in and post the message. This explains why he sent a black photo, he could not see what he was sending, he just knew he snapped a photo and sent whatever got taken.” More worrisome than where the plane is - how did he fit an iPhone 5 in his rear end???? 
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Apr 2, 2014 15:36
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albany academy posted:how did he fit an iPhone 5 in his rear end???? well son, 
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Apr 2, 2014 15:46
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gigawhite posted:I've got the tape on hand. Here's what they said before signing off. 
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Apr 2, 2014 15:54
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I'm starting to think this plane may have crashed.
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Apr 2, 2014 18:49
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:I'm starting to think this plane may have crashed. What makes you think that? Pretty crazy statement there pal
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Apr 2, 2014 19:13
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:I'm starting to think this plane may have crashed. Source?
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Apr 2, 2014 20:00
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:I'm starting to think this plane may have crashed. That's crazy speculation.
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Apr 2, 2014 20:29
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They have to be getting low on fuel soon.
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Apr 2, 2014 20:29
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we've searched the entire sky and the plane is not there
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Apr 2, 2014 20:35
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Jeffrey posted:we've searched the entire sky and the plane is not there But have you searched space?
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Apr 2, 2014 20:37
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Jeffrey posted:we've searched the entire sky and the plane is not there did anyone check not the entire sky yet?
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Apr 2, 2014 20:37
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Uhhh FYI the sky is pretty big and it has layers... ..
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Apr 2, 2014 20:42
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This might sound crazy, but what if they pulled the stick too much and the plane is in space now?
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Apr 2, 2014 20:49
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James Polk posted:This might sound crazy, but what if they pulled the stick too much and the plane is in space now? Dude, you stole my theory. I said this a week or so ago. The fire extinguishers were full of helium, and the terrorists let them all off during the flight, both making the plane lighter and knocking everyone out as there was no air to breathe. So they went into high orbit and are parked at some hidden space station being refitted to strike an attack soon. They got you looking down at the earth for it, where you should have been looking up at the skies for it!
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Apr 2, 2014 20:55
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angerbot posted:Maybe we need to look inside ourselves, the plane was inside us all along. its inside my gross butthole
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Apr 2, 2014 22:45
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Sup, Chinatown?
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Apr 2, 2014 22:57
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Guys, its gone.
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Apr 2, 2014 22:58
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If we look real hard we'll probably see it peeking up from behind a cumulus cloud wearing a giant Waldo sweater
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