Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

Hahahaha.

# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:41

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:19

DickEmery: Dec 5, 2004

euroboy posted:

That was a bit poo poo.

This is still Nikes best ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3qtbWA_nrs

The obligatory response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qknteb8Klo

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:10

Ravel: Dec 23, 2009; There's no story

I don't think that's Nikes world cup ad. Didnt Write the Future first air during the Bayern Inter final? It was also a lot more bombastic than that ad. Their Brazil one from recently with Thiago Silva as a gangster and Luiz as an anime character was more engaging.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:23

quiet enjoyment: May 11, 2009

Phil Jones faces are my favorite thing about United right now. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 01:48

Still B.A.E: Mar 24, 2012

DickEmery posted:

The obligatory response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qknteb8Klo

Haha this owns, I'd never seen it before.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 02:24

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

Holy poo poo hahahaha

# ? Apr 2, 2014 03:04

Was Taters: Jul 30, 2004; Here comes a regular

Intergortion posted:

Haha this owns, I'd never seen it before.

I absolutely love that one and the one it's based on.

And I love this one too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l_-9mnnkqc

# ? Apr 2, 2014 07:29

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Oberleutnant posted:

lmao nice racket FIFA got going on.

A friend of mine does field testings on artifical turfs so they can get a Fifa rating. Things to make sure players won't easily twist their knees or get burns when they perform a sliding. Make sure the field isn't too bouncy etc.
It's expensive.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 09:42

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Nice tekkerz :laugh:

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:11

Modus Trollens: Sep 12, 2010

ephex posted:

Nice tekkerz

lol hes not trying to run forward or anything - just away from defenders

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:16

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:47

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

ephex posted:

Nice tekkerz

27 million pounds.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:47

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

ephex posted:

Nice tekkerz

that was literally the best thing he did all game too haha

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:52

emjayo: Apr 11, 2013

ephex posted:

Nice tekkerz

it's like watching 8-year-olds play

he knows the object of the game is to kick the ball, and that's literally it

# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:54

Soup and a Sandwich: Apr 8, 2008; skeng

# ? Apr 2, 2014 20:42

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

This will never not be funny.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 20:52

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

quote:

Introducing, Gigantes Do Norte: The Most Successful Dwarf Football Team In Brazil

Based in the city of Belem in northern Brazil, Gigantes do Norte (Giants of the North) aren�t you�re average football team.

Indeed, formed in 2006, the Gigantes squad is made up solely of players with differing degrees of dwarfism with the squads average height being somewhere around the 4-foot mark.

Spearheaded by 3�3″ striker Casimero Ribeiro (also known as �Wagner Love� for reasons we�re not entirely aware of), Gigantes play regular exhibition games against average-height opponents in an effort to combat size prejudice in their native land � with their coach, Marcos Martins, proudly claiming that several members of his squad are more than talented enough to have had professional careers had they been born taller.

Despite their smaller stature, Gigantes play their games on full-size pitches with regulation-sized goals with the only concession being that players are allowed to double-up on each other�s shoudlers when forming defensive walls for free-kicks�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzk20XMKjv4

# ? Apr 2, 2014 23:26

Real Name Grover: Feb 13, 2002; Like corn on the cob; Fan of Britches

Mickolution posted:

players are allowed to double-up on each other�s shoudlers when forming defensive walls for free-kicks

This should be legal in association football, I think

# ? Apr 2, 2014 23:32

Honj Steak: May 31, 2013; Hi there.

Mickolution posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzk20XMKjv4

Still taller than Lahm.

# ? Apr 2, 2014 23:48

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Faber posted:

Still taller than Lahm.

And Giovinco

# ? Apr 3, 2014 08:38

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

I really, really want to see Kolarov take a free kick at a wall comprised of dwarves on the shoulders of dwarves now.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 12:46

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Eau de MacGowan posted:

I really, really want to see Kolarov take a free kick at a wall comprised of dwarves on the shoulders of dwarves now.

This but Stuart Pearce

# ? Apr 3, 2014 13:12

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Everybody should know that Ronald Koeman is the correct answer. He could probably blast a ball across the English Channel, so I don't wanna think about what he could do to a little person.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 13:44

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

A slight improvement for PSG's online banter?

# ? Apr 3, 2014 14:27

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Xabi posted:

Everybody should know that Ronald Koeman is the correct answer. He could probably blast a ball across the English Channel, so I don't wanna think about what he could do to a little person.

I'd like to see Ronald Koeman try and kick a little person over something

# ? Apr 3, 2014 14:28

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Lazy even in love

# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:54

Ravel: Dec 23, 2009; There's no story

Karl Sharks posted:

Lazy even in love

He's put in a transfer request

# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:56

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

Karl Sharks posted:

Lazy even in love

hahaha

# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:57

Ho Chi Meeeeee: Jun 13, 2008; let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Karl Sharks posted:

Lazy even in love

Couldn't even give his wife a proper shag lol.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:58

Modus Trollens: Sep 12, 2010

Ravel posted:

He's put in a transfer request

# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:58

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Couldn't even give his wife a proper shag lol.

He was being played out of position

# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:01

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Thiago Silva's celebration after Pastore's late goal hahaha

# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:09

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

I loving love him. Best defender in the world imo.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:41

TwoDogs1Cup: May 28, 2008; DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

TheBigAristotle posted:

Thiago Silva's celebration after Pastore's late goal hahaha

Verratti's was good as well

# ? Apr 3, 2014 19:12

not not luvd: Nov 17, 2006; My Arse!

TheBigAristotle posted:

Thiago Silva's celebration after Pastore's late goal hahaha

This is brilliant.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 19:36

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TheBigAristotle posted:

Thiago Silva's celebration after Pastore's late goal hahaha

I see Zlatans been giving Tae Kwon Do lessons.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 19:59

TheGoatFeeder: Mar 16, 2005; "One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

ITV and City did an hour long documentary going behind the scenes at the club over a few days, its kind of interesting and worth a look if you're into football docs and to see how players live and think etc.

If you're from outside the UK, Hola Unblocker is your friend.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 19:59

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Soulex posted:

I see Zlatans been giving Tae Kwon Do lessons.

The rewards of Daring to Zlatan.

# ? Apr 3, 2014 20:41

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

TheBigAristotle posted:

Thiago Silva's celebration after Pastore's late goal hahaha

i'm doing all the moves alongside the main character, thiago silva

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:23

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:19

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

I like that long, measured step he takes there at the end. What is that all about?

# ? Apr 3, 2014 21:36

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