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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pththya-lyi posted:

I have to give a children's sermon on Lazarus this Sunday, but I'm not sure what the angle should be.
leonard cohen's grandfather was named lazarus

Portals posted:

also today was the first time I've ever had to run out of class due to a legitimate allergy attack and not due to a pretend allergy attack to mask a crying fit
:smith:

i feel like a creeper saying this because you're like 15 but your figure is so good, drat

benjamin boom boom, andre boom boom, l.a. boom boom, boom boom boom, i see what's happening here

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Avshalom posted:

hegel, explain yourself
i exist only to destroy with hot sauce, sorry you had to find out this way


HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Apr 2, 2014

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

:smith:

i feel like a creeper saying this because you're like 15 but your figure is so good, drat

hey it was actually a good thing to be able to go back in there and not have to lie about what had just happened!

also thanks :3:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

i am heavilly tatted, if other people see them that's great, but their primary function is symbolic for myself
i was referring to my dream, what you do with your tats is your own business

i think tattoos are cool but i can't express myself because my family are vigorously anti-tattoo :(

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
weird mural guy just bought his own apartment :buddy: i hope he paints bizarre poo poo aaaaall over the walls

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Avshalom posted:

i was referring to my dream, what you do with your tats is your own business

i think tattoos are cool but i can't express myself because my family are vigorously anti-tattoo :(

agh, look at my EDIT


Jetsetlemming
Dec 31, 2007

i'Am also a buetifule redd panda

I find being imaginative is helpful for sleeping. Last night I drifted off thinking of a colony of survivors in an underground bunker after an apocalypse caused by bacteria, which evolved to be way way more efficient at seeding ice to destroy plants, thus vastly speeding up global warming, thus making more ice.

Then I dreamed of my brother cutting himself apart and laughing, so ymmv v:shobon:v

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

agh, look at my EDIT
i am dismayed but also not surprised

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
today's drawing book picture of the day is by andrew millist and it is this:

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
15 year olds cannot be in lets plays

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Dongicus posted:

15 year olds cannot be in lets plays

I am not actually fifteen

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Jetsetlemming posted:

I find being imaginative is helpful for sleeping. Last night I drifted off thinking of a colony of survivors in an underground bunker after an apocalypse caused by bacteria, which evolved to be way way more efficient at seeding ice to destroy plants, thus vastly speeding up global warming, thus making more ice.

Then I dreamed of my brother cutting himself apart and laughing, so ymmv v:shobon:v

I almost always fall alseep while thinking of poo poo. Most recently some cool old city with a demon problem, following the work of this demon hunter girl and her magical best friend fighting demons and zombies and evil dark mages and so on.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Portals posted:

I am not actually fifteen

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Portals posted:

I am not actually fifteen

so says you ID

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i am obsessed with ariel sharon but i wasn't until i started having recurring dreams that he's my spirit friend. chicken, egg

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
is he still haunting your bum

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Sephardic Homo posted:

so says you ID

guess my age and i will goatse a thread of your choosing

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Dongicus posted:

guess my age and i will goatse a thread of your choosing

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pessimism posted:

is he still haunting your bum
my bum is actually inexplicably sore today so i'm going to say yes

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

no dice

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Dongicus posted:

guess my age and i will goatse a thread of your choosing

from your posting, I'd guess about 11

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Dongicus posted:

guess my age and i will goatse a thread of your choosing

twenty-two (22) ages old

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
ariel sharon is always going places he shouldn't *smirks, arms akimbo, as if to say, "Oh that man!"*

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Corn Thongs posted:

from your posting, I'd guess about 11
dont sass me

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

twenty-two (22) ages old

i'll give you a hint, it's between 1 and 100

(a little far off, but close tho)

Meis
Sep 2, 2011


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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pessimism posted:

ariel sharon is always going places he shouldn't *smirks, arms akimbo, as if to say, "Oh that man!"*
my bum is the temple mount

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004


if only he was a woman. he'd be able to hold another bag

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
goddamnit i opened that at work and my boss was right behind me

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Jetsetlemming posted:

I find being imaginative is helpful for sleeping. Last night I drifted off thinking of a colony of survivors in an underground bunker after an apocalypse caused by bacteria, which evolved to be way way more efficient at seeding ice to destroy plants, thus vastly speeding up global warming, thus making more ice.

Then I dreamed of my brother cutting himself apart and laughing, so ymmv v:shobon:v

Last night I had an idea for an apocyplse novel where the thing is for 4-5 days if you go to sleep you die

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I think dongicus is probably 19.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Avshalom posted:

goddamnit i opened that at work and my boss was right behind me

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Shithouse Dave posted:

I think dongicus is probably 19.

shockingly close

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Dongicus posted:

shockingly close

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The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
holy poo poo, bacon ranch dipping sauce

bacon ranch

dipping sauce

this poo poo is so good, kfc is awesome

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i am 85 but have been dead for four months

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
ugh that shoulder placement is terrible

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Dongicus posted:

shockingly close

you are a small child i'm telling you

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Dongicus posted:

shockingly close

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Meis
Sep 2, 2011


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