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I remembered Legend fondly and put it on for my little girl. She was bored and then absolutely terrified by the movie, which I think is a unique aspect of 80s family movies. Tim Curry as Satan is still my favorite depiction of Satan in a movie, specifically his make-up. That poster is cute but it really does look like a horn going into a fancy butt, which is a bit creepy.
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I think that movie led to me loving Satan and all types of 'dark' types of art. 
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Apr 3, 2014 01:20
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FutonForensic posted:Satan is the Prince of Darkness. "Father something about her fascinates me." "Woo her. Make her one of us." Who is he talking to if not Satan?
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Apr 3, 2014 01:22
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kiimo posted:"Father something about her fascinates me." God?
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Apr 3, 2014 01:36
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kiimo posted:"Father something about her fascinates me." I'm just being an rear end about titles, I don't remember if they refer to the horned guy in Legend as "The Prince of Darkness" or not, but his actual name should be "Prince of Prince of Darkness," or maybe "Prince of Darkness Jr." 
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Apr 3, 2014 01:39
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kiimo posted:
Lord of Darkness. "Every wolf suffers fleas, tis' easy enough to scratch" Tim Curry makes that movie worth watching. That and the inordinate amount of things floating around the screen in every scene. They did that poo poo manually back then, not after effects.
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Apr 3, 2014 01:44
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It's a beautiful film too. Like, I hardly give two shits about most of the story, but I can watch it endlessly because of the cinematography and effects.
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Apr 3, 2014 01:47
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FutonForensic posted:I'm just being an rear end about titles, I don't remember if they refer to the horned guy in Legend as "The Prince of Darkness" or not, but his actual name should be "Prince of Prince of Darkness," or maybe "Prince of Darkness Jr." The son of a prince is a prince so he'd be the Prince of Darkness. e: 
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Apr 3, 2014 01:55
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uPen posted:The son of a prince is a prince so he'd be the Prince of Darkness. Would Satan have to get married in order to become a King of Darkness?
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Apr 3, 2014 02:03
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Satan is way too busy for marriage, you fools.
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Apr 3, 2014 02:17
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Hewlett posted:Would Satan have to get married in order to become a King of Darkness? Sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy.
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Apr 3, 2014 02:22
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Gonz posted:Satan is way too busy for marriage. That's what he tells himself when Saddam is "working late".
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Apr 3, 2014 02:22
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Maarak posted:Sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy. He has to get married within 72 hours to retain ownership of hell, learns Important Life Lessons along the way. We'll call it Satan's Millions.
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Apr 3, 2014 02:25
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mr. stefan posted:He has to get married within 72 hours to retain ownership of hell, learns Important Life Lessons along the way. We'll call it Satan's Millions. Demon's Soulmates, if you will.
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Apr 3, 2014 02:29
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This is still one of my favorite bad guy costumes ever. I did not like the movie, but this guy is fantastic. The horns are perfect.
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Apr 3, 2014 03:13
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Maybe it's all the Nymphomaniac posters I've seen lately, but I can't not see a stylized vagina with inexplicable horn jutting out.
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Apr 3, 2014 05:00
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I seriously thought LEGEND was like "Teeth" but with tentacles.
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Apr 3, 2014 05:14
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kiimo posted:"Father something about her fascinates me." I always assumed his father was some sort of nameless, formless cthulu-esque elder god.
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Apr 3, 2014 05:32
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mr. stefan posted:He has to get married within 72 hours to retain ownership of hell, learns Important Life Lessons along the way. We'll call it Satan's Millions. This is literally The Santa Clause 2, but switching up the last three letters of Santa.
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Apr 3, 2014 05:53
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I would watch the poo poo out of The Satan Clause
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Apr 3, 2014 05:57
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Good lord, I had a huge crush on Mia Sara for the longest time. Legend and Ferris Bueller's Day Off were two movies I watched countless times growing up.
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mr. stefan posted:He has to get married within 72 hours to retain ownership of hell, learns Important Life Lessons along the way. We'll call it Satan's Millions. One of my film school friends wrote and had produced a 12 page script that is about the son of the Devil having 72 hours to get a soul, and going about this by trying to date a hipster girl who works at a movie theater.
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Apr 3, 2014 09:53
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TheJoker138 posted:One of my film school friends wrote and had produced a 12 page script that is about the son of the Devil having 72 hours to get a soul, and going about this by trying to date a hipster girl who works at a movie theater. Did he play the son?
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TheJoker138 posted:One of my film school friends wrote and had produced a 12 page script that is about the son of the Devil having 72 hours to get a soul, and going about this by trying to date a hipster girl who works at a movie theater. Wasn't that the plot to Litle Nicky?
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Apr 3, 2014 16:52
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Teenage Fansub posted:Could this possibly be an April Fools? Is it a confirmed thing? drat that Matt Furie one is sick.
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Apr 3, 2014 18:07
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Apr 3, 2014 18:10
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I have no earthly idea how to respond to this.
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Apr 3, 2014 18:26
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I would love it if this were the only "character poster" released.
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Apr 3, 2014 18:33
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Ah yes, because Frasier Crane = Action Hero.
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Apr 3, 2014 18:50
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This makes me think this is going to be a movie about fishing, which I'd probably enjoy more than waht the actual movie is going to be.
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Apr 3, 2014 19:02
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What's all that crap around him? Lighting equipment? A parasol and a heavy-duty fishing rod? Edit: The Expendables Summer Vacation
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Apr 3, 2014 19:02
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Ah yes, because Frasier Crane = Action Hero.  Hes not in "cool" clothes and hes in a silly pose. http://www.iamrogue.com/news/movie-news/item/10990-huge-haul-of-16-the-expendables-3-character-posters-flex-their-muscle.html Theres the rest. People laughing with guns, and Frasier is there in his fishing outfit. Its humor®. Cage fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Apr 3, 2014 |
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Apr 3, 2014 19:18
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Why is he standing like he's got to go pee?
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Apr 3, 2014 19:43
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axleblaze posted:This makes me think this is going to be a movie about fishing, which I'd probably enjoy more than waht the actual movie is going to be. He's literally playing Frasier, who was convinced to leave his posh Seattle highrise to try and have "fun" by going on a fishing excursion. Unfortunately for the put-upon radio host and psychiatrist, he becomes entangled in a globe-spanning adventure with an unlikely gang of rough mercenaries. Will Frasier make it back in time for his show or will Roz have to find a fill-in?
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Apr 3, 2014 19:53
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Just Offscreen posted:I have no earthly idea how to respond to this. Laughing seems pretty natural. I have no idea what they were going for with those posters, though. Like, why are they explicitly making it a photo shoot? Are The Expendables stopping some sort of terrorist at a fashion show or something?
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Baron von Eevl posted:He's literally playing Frasier, who was convinced to leave his posh Seattle highrise to try and have "fun" by going on a fishing excursion. Unfortunately for the put-upon radio host and psychiatrist, he becomes entangled in a globe-spanning adventure with an unlikely gang of rough mercenaries. Will Frasier make it back in time for his show or will Roz have to find a fill-in? I think I would pay like $300 to watch this movie.
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Apr 3, 2014 19:59
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Baron von Eevl posted:He's literally playing Frasier, who was convinced to leave his posh Seattle highrise to try and have "fun" by going on a fishing excursion. Unfortunately for the put-upon radio host and psychiatrist, he becomes entangled in a globe-spanning adventure with an unlikely gang of rough mercenaries. Will Frasier make it back in time for his show or will Roz have to find a fill-in? I would actually watch the movie if this was real.
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Apr 3, 2014 19:59
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As long as it ends up that Eddie is allied with the villains
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Baron von Eevl posted:He's literally playing Frasier, who was convinced to leave his posh Seattle highrise to try and have "fun" by going on a fishing excursion. Unfortunately for the put-upon radio host and psychiatrist, he becomes entangled in a globe-spanning adventure with an unlikely gang of rough mercenaries. Will Frasier make it back in time for his show or will Roz have to find a fill-in? Throw in a hilarious misunderstanding and I'm sold.
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