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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

just don't promise pictures of small dogs and then forget to post pictures of small dogs

i hear that poo poo don't fly round these parts







I'm glad he had to put at least one dog to sleep after that.

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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Captain Backslap posted:

gently caress off, poo poo head.

Rude

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Captain Backslap posted:

I'm glad he had to put at least one dog to sleep after that.

i am not glad

for that dog

poor dog

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Schmeichy posted:

When you start letting SA make you angry in real life, it's probably best to take a break for a bit.

ya i don't mean this in a mocking way but i think a break would be a good idea for a-sky. having a higher proportion of internet socialising than irl socialising can give u a pretty hosed up view on the world, especially on SA where most of us have internet personas different to the personality we use in our everyday lives

sometimes i get mad at ppl owning me in nite crew or when synthy says something mean to someone, and then i know it's time to leave the computer for a lil nap. thus ensuring my relationship w/ internet continues and i can keep shitposting during class

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

i am not glad

for that dog

poor dog

your av owns wtf is that from

robots own labcoats own

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




Corridor posted:

ya i don't mean this in a mocking way but i think a break would be a good idea for a-sky. having a higher proportion of internet socialising than irl socialising can give u a pretty hosed up view on the world, especially on SA where most of us have internet personas different to the personality we use in our everyday lives

sometimes i get mad at ppl owning me in nite crew or when synthy says something mean to someone, and then i know it's time to leave the computer for a lil nap. thus ensuring my relationship w/ internet continues and i can keep shitposting during class

most people don't act like they do in real life? :ohdear:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Portals posted:

yeah

this whole thing made me finally go back through my posts and delete some stuff that could make it easy for people to find my identity, I post way too much about myself and I think I'll keep from doing that so much from now on


of course :)

I honestly don't think there's much anyone could do to me except come round my house. I don't have employers to call, my family don't give a gently caress, my husband is a goon, I don't have kids....
Honestly if you want to go to all the trouble of coming round I'd probably just make you a cup of tea. It's quite an effort to get to where I live and you can't do it without spending at least $100.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Shithouse Dave posted:

I honestly don't think there's much anyone could do to me except come round my house. I don't have employers to call, my family don't give a gently caress, my husband is a goon, I don't have kids....
Honestly if you want to go to all the trouble of coming round I'd probably just make you a cup of tea. It's quite an effort to get to where I live and you can't do it without spending at least $100.

Only New Zealand Is Safe


Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Corridor posted:

your av owns wtf is that from

robots own labcoats own

i'll give you three guesses wrong mythical old man

it's from rice boy which is a nice kinda seussian werido webcomic that i find to be pretty neat

inb4 pick insults webcomic taste

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Considering how much you squat you can probably kill whatever goons happened to track you down pretty easily by acting seductive and then crushing them between your thighs like that character from GoldenEye.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
and what happened, did amarantinesky get doxxed?


Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

Only New Zealand Is Safe

That's a pity cause I'm never living there again

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Captain Backslap posted:

Considering how much you squat you can probably kill whatever goons happened to track you down pretty easily by acting seductive and then crushing them between your thighs like that character from GoldenEye.

That's my fetish

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Crow Jane posted:

I think in America-land we call it pinewood derby

oh okay cool

yeah those are pretty good times

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Schmeichy posted:

That's my fetish

I was kinda trying to hit on SHithouse, please go away.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Schmeichy posted:

That's my fetish

Hot.

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

oh okay cool

yeah those are pretty good times

Gonna put flames on it! Maybe also a picture of a goat.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
We're sending our love down that well, all the way down

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

i can't go out because there's a shitstorm blizzard tonight

so i am going to get some wine

how are ladythread today

I. KNOW. AUUUGH.

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Shithouse Dave posted:

Gonna put flames on it! Maybe also a picture of a goat.

"hot goat"

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

WEEDLORDBONERHEGEL posted:

they're adorably fluffy but hate everyone, which makes them fantastic

so just like actual teddy bears then oh god the nightmares are coming back again pls make them stop

everythingWasBees posted:

Can I continue posting here? I'm not a lady, but y'all seem really nice and talk about cool poo poo.

bees has found his true home, and it has kittens and grouphugs

everythingWasBees posted:

most people don't act like they do in real life? :ohdear:

synthy actually said itt i think that he's really nice irl, which is likely bullshit but is entirely believable to me. there's been tons of times when i hated someone who was a super rear end in a top hat online and then i ended up in chat w/ them and they were p cool and chill and we are bros now

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Captain Backslap posted:






I'm glad he had to put at least one dog to sleep after that.

The gif and the bottom line of images lining up pixel perfect satisfies my autism

aaaah but now it's all hosed up on the quote, god drat it fixed it, it's cool

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Captain Backslap posted:

I was kinda trying to hit on SHithouse, please go away.

No.

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
Hey I just got back from work. What happened with amsky? Is she ok? I think she's cool I hope she's ok.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Amsky regularly goes silent and edits out huge swaths of posts so it's no big deal, just standard operating proceedure.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

:wink: I will track you down and make you teach me how to make squat gains.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

GNU Order posted:

The gif and the bottom line of images lining up pixel perfect satisfies my autism

aaaah but now it's all hosed up on the quote, god drat it fixed it, it's cool

Thanks for fixing it.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Captain Backslap posted:

Thanks for fixing it.

Np. This is probably not the thread to be joking about having a mental illness tho, seeing as how everybody is all depressioned.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Schmeichy posted:

:wink: I will track you down and make you teach me how to make squat gains.

Squats every workout!

One thing I found that helped me a lot was to do the third world squat at home and use my elbows to force my knees out to discomfort, but not pain. I'm still not a flexible person at all, but getting a bit more hip flexibility makes the motion a lot easier.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i think amsky might do a bit better if she put effort into actual therapy rather than running to the internet for hugs, she needs to be able to take care of herself without needing people to shower her in praise

but what do i know

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




Shithouse Dave posted:

Squats every workout!

One thing I found that helped me a lot was to do the third world squat at home and use my elbows to force my knees out to discomfort, but not pain. I'm still not a flexible person at all, but getting a bit more hip flexibility makes the motion a lot easier.

What's a third world squat, if I might ask?

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

Shithouse Dave posted:

Gonna put flames on it! Maybe also a picture of a goat.

Put glitter on it. Then when you roll down hill the wind will blow gusts of glitter at your opponents, giving you an easy win.

Also you said earlier you wanted to do a food swap; what do you wanna swap? I got Tim tams and stuff. What's a NZ food that isn't a sheep or wine. Actually wine would be fab.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
squat so hard you cause famine

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Shithouse Dave posted:

Squats every workout!

One thing I found that helped me a lot was to do the third world squat at home and use my elbows to force my knees out to discomfort, but not pain. I'm still not a flexible person at all, but getting a bit more hip flexibility makes the motion a lot easier.

Thanks for the hot tip. I'd like to find a coach or something, but in this area it seems to be hard finding someone not at a Crossfit box.

Schmetterling
Apr 1, 2011

GNU Order posted:

Np. This is probably not the thread to be joking about having a mental illness tho, seeing as how everybody is all depressioned.

Jokes are good.
Being mean to people who are sick isn't good.
But making fun of the illness itself or of yourself is ok.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Corridor posted:

synthy actually said itt i think that he's really nice irl, which is likely bullshit but is entirely believable to me. there's been tons of times when i hated someone who was a super rear end in a top hat online and then i ended up in chat w/ them and they were p cool and chill and we are bros now
yeah, i used to get mad at step aside and then she said she just likes winding people up on the internet and i was like: OK


Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

i'll give you three guesses wrong mythical old man

it's from rice boy which is a nice kinda seussian werido webcomic that i find to be pretty neat

inb4 pick insults webcomic taste

lol, this is like a cyberpunky tove jansson comic, owns

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

everythingWasBees posted:

What's a third world squat, if I might ask?

It's the position you'd take pooping in a squat toilet, pretty much.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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everythingWasBees posted:

What's a third world squat, if I might ask?

It's when you sit comfortably in a squat and chat with your mates, play some dice or watch telly or whatever. Heels on the ground.


Schmetterling posted:

Put glitter on it. Then when you roll down hill the wind will blow gusts of glitter at your opponents, giving you an easy win.

Also you said earlier you wanted to do a food swap; what do you wanna swap? I got Tim tams and stuff. What's a NZ food that isn't a sheep or wine. Actually wine would be fab.

I actually live in Canada now! We have uh, American candy and maple syrup.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Step Aside owns.

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