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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Reminder that Cech let Jozy get one past him.

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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/04/sir-alex-ferguson-harvard-teaching-position

Sir Alex is going to start teaching at Harvard's Business school (stern) on 'The Business of Entertainment, Media and Sports'

A shame literally no one will understand a word he says

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Modus Trollens posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/04/sir-alex-ferguson-harvard-teaching-position

Sir Alex is going to start teaching at Harvard's Business school (stern) on 'The Business of Entertainment, Media and Sports'

A shame literally no one will understand a word he says

His accent is no worse than a typical Boston one, he'll be fine.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Monreal and Ramsey are in the squad for Sunday :getin:

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Gigi Galli posted:

His accent is no worse than a typical Boston one, he'll be fine.

If Carra or Tony Evans was trying to teach a class though...

Fermented Piss
May 17, 2012

Modus Trollens posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/04/sir-alex-ferguson-harvard-teaching-position

Sir Alex is going to start teaching at Harvard's Business school (stern) on 'The Business of Entertainment, Media and Sports'

A shame literally no one will understand a word he says

Stern is NYU's business school, not Harvard's.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Fermented Piss posted:

Stern is NYU's business school, not Harvard's.

been reading to much linkedin lately obviously

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I almost feel like this could be a fun thread, The Most Unintelligible Footballers of All Time. For me it's Anthony Gerrard, that the thickest scouse accent I've ever heard

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Baldo Di Gregorio posted:

I almost feel like this could be a fun thread, The Most Unintelligible Footballers of All Time. For me it's Anthony Gerrard, that the thickest scouse accent I've ever heard

You'd have to have a caveat though in which their unintelligible-ism can't be the result of their not knowing English or otherwise everyone would start posting Carlos Tevez.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
When Carragher was on that Liverpool doc I had to rewind it a few times, that's the worst native English speaker I've heard anyway.

Cassano and Totti both speak worse Italian than most of the Brazilians in the league.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

Baldo Di Gregorio posted:

I almost feel like this could be a fun thread, The Most Unintelligible Footballers of All Time. For me it's Anthony Gerrard, that the thickest scouse accent I've ever heard

When he was interviewed ahead of the League Cup final I had to watch the thing multiple times just to get a general idea of what he was talking about. Incredible that he's considered an English speaker.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Gazza's hammered Geordie takes some beating.

Royality
Jun 27, 2006
When Adebayor came to England he would do post-match interviews despite apparently not speaking English. He's still poo poo at it.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse


Who that?

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Diaby nooooooooo

I still wish the Bin Laden rumour was real :jihad:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Royality posted:

When Adebayor came to England he would do post-match interviews despite apparently not speaking English. He's still poo poo at it.

Adebayor's old interviews were the best. He was completely unintelligible and spoke a mile a minute.

E: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4cu42_carry-on-adebayor_people

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Apr 4, 2014

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Luis Boa Morte imho

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Surely this can't be hard to figure out, let's do this

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
It's probably Fonte

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Ravel posted:

It's probably Fonte

He's only 23 and is still playing football

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Pretty sure it's Dave Kitson

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

pik_d posted:

He's only 23 and is still playing football

Or so he claims

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse


That's him.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Could it be Elton Monteiro ?

Wiki says hes playing at Club Brugge, but he doesn't have a wiki page, and isn't on the Club Brugge website as a first team player or a U21 player.

edit:

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

I'm fairly certain it's not Elton Monteiro, as he was like, 9 when Ronaldo left for United.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Nobody on transfer market matches the criteria of went to arsenal, had played in portugal and is black inside the time period it would have had to have been to played with or against Ronaldo.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Charlotte Hornets posted:

Luis Boa Morte imho

Playing in the 12th tier :staredog:

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

pik_d posted:

He's only 23 and is still playing football

and is white

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

He's not a real footballer, he just learned to play football watching Youtube videos

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
The easy answer would be that it's not true. Our sources for this story are a) the Sun and b) some terrorists. Not the most reputable sources.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

vyelkin posted:

The easy answer would be that it's not true. Our sources for this story are a) the Sun and b) some terrorists. Not the most reputable sources.

it's totally legit fam

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

i bet they haven't won anything since he joined

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

belgend posted:

I'm fairly certain it's not Elton Monteiro, as he was like, 9 when Ronaldo left for United.

Unless he was lying about his age...

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Its Lauren

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

@ManUtd: Confirmed: Wayne Rooney set to miss @NUFC vs #mufc, may be doubtful for Bayern trip. David Moyes told #MUTV: "He's got a badly bruised toe."

:getin:

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009

Taff posted:

Is there anyone who knows Lukaku personally who could comment on this?


I would have had the perfect respons to this if I thought anyone in this forum knew about SNL's Jay Phaoroh and his Stephen A. Smith impression.

:sigh:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

double sulk posted:

@ManUtd: Confirmed: Wayne Rooney set to miss @NUFC vs #mufc, may be doubtful for Bayern trip. David Moyes told #MUTV: "He's got a badly bruised toe."

:getin:

Hurt himself diving?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

Hurt himself diving?

Pig Climber more like Piggie Stomper.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Shrapnig posted:

Pig Climber more like Piggie Stomper.

"weee weee weee" - Rooney, all the way home

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Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

"wee wee wee" - franck ribery to an underage prostitute

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