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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

MassRafTer posted:

If Hogan didn't think Andre was a larger than life god who he may or may not have killed before he started doing these interviews, he probably does now.

I'm starting to think this is the case: The way he just casually talks about pressing Andre over his head at this week's press conference you start to think he might believe it himself

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Ten thousand years from now, people from the future will dig that statue out of the dirt and look at it, and determine that it was a proud war god that their primitive ancestors worshipped.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
Hulk actually pooped himself in front of the statue

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


@BryanAlvarez posted:



loving nerd.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel



Kids having fun.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.



Anyone know what Ziggler's pissed about?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

He seems to be quite enthusiastic and winking?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

epitasis posted:

He seems to be quite enthusiastic and winking?

As an autist I cannot process emotion

Found what he's talking about anyway, according to this reddit post a bunch of wrestlemen were hanging out on Bourbon Street, he went up to Ziggler with a friend and told him he was great, he told them to leave him alone. The redditor kept talking to him and wanted a picture, Ziggler told him to gently caress off and kept moving. Tommy Dreamer was with Ziggler and gave him a picture and chatted for a bit instead.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Considering Ziggler was clearly talking about meeting with fans well into the night in his own spare time I doubt a guy simply coming up to him and praising him got a "gently caress off" out of him.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Wendell posted:

Considering Ziggler was clearly talking about meeting with fans well into the night in his own spare time I doubt a guy simply coming up to him and praising him got a "gently caress off" out of him.

My guess is the guy asked something super personal or smarky and it annoyed Dolph, and this is how he told the story to save face.

BigT
Oct 22, 2004

El Gallinero Gros posted:

My guess is the guy asked something super personal or smarky and it annoyed Dolph, and this is how he told the story to save face.

Fan: Hi Dolph, how does it feel to know you'll never get a shot at the title due to how small you are?

Dolph: "gently caress off"

Fan: "all i said was Hi Dolph and he told me to gently caress off, what a douche"

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
*Reasonably well known national celebrity walking down busy New Orleans street on a busy night in the lead up to the event that would cause him to have an inflated celebrity status for the duration*
Random Douche 1: Yo Dolph!
Random Douche 2: Hey Ziggler!
Random Douche 3: *whispers loudly to friend* "Is that The Miz?"
Background Douche/s: Woop Woop Woop Woop!
Car Driving Douche: *driving like an rear end in a top hat*
Pilot Douche: *low flying aircraft*
Dolph: *walks into nearby eatery* I'll order the kale salad please
Random Douche: *follows Dolph into nearby eatery* gently caress you Dolph you're poo poo at wrestling and you have no fans
Dolph: gently caress you buddy

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Damien is a good guy :unsmith:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

achillesforever6 posted:


Damien is a good guy :unsmith:

The bills had his face on them. Every time he handed them out he loudly shouted "YOU'RE WELCOME!"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

achillesforever6 posted:

Damien is a good guy :unsmith:

Hanging with a pedophile. Mixed feelings.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

STAC Goat posted:

Hanging with a pedophile. Mixed feelings.

From what I gather, a lot of workers don't believe that story.


Also, publicizing that is the 2nd best thing Rob's ever done.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Is there a good reason to not believe it considering, from what I remember, it was on camera?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Wendell posted:

Is there a good reason to not believe it considering, from what I remember, it was on camera?

I can understand not wanting to believe your friend is a pedophile, regardless of the evidence. It's also possible Damien just met Rob and doesn't know much about him, I don't know their history. Or maybe a guy who gives money to homeless people extends that kindness to most people and simply would rather not be cruel to Rob regardless of past behaviour, it could be a lot of things.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON
Or he just thinks the goony looking guy with the gas mask and flames on his shirt is just another fan?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

maniacripper posted:

Or he just thinks the goony looking guy with the gas mask and flames on his shirt is just another fan?

Also possible! Rob's a pretty goony lookin' dude.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

maniacripper posted:

Or he just thinks the goony looking guy with the gas mask and flames on his shirt is just another fan?

I'm kind of worried about all the testing he's doing with the Hulk's blood to be honest.

Edit:

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Hah! Or maybe the bills themselves did the shouting like the Tricky Dick Fun Bills



Jesus this is perfect.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Apr 5, 2014

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

The bills had his face on them. Every time he handed them out he loudly shouted "YOU'RE WELCOME!"

Hah! Or maybe the bills themselves did the shouting like the Tricky Dick Fun Bills

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

maniacripper posted:

Or he just thinks the goony looking guy with the gas mask and flames on his shirt is just another fan?

I legit thought this was some random guy until i read the twitter name twice and thought about it. goddamn.

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum
I don't know who this Rob guy is (possibly because he's a nobody?), so let's go ahead and assume Sandow doesn't either and isn't supporting pedophilia and carry on with our lives.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

incredible bear posted:

I don't know who this Rob guy is (possibly because he's a nobody?), so let's go ahead and assume Sandow doesn't either and isn't supporting pedophilia and carry on with our lives.

He started Ring of Honor and owns one of the biggest wrestling video companies around. He's also famous for being an rear end in a top hat, even if the pedophilia accusation didn't occur (I believe I wrote a small entry in the old "Assholes, sleazes and carnies" thread).

Tupac Sighting
Oct 19, 2007

twisted as hell... yet i cant stop laughing
Did you know: there are over 10 twitter accounts dedicated to AJ Lee's butt
https://twitter.com/search?q=AJ%20LEE%20ASS&mode=users

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Tupac Sighting posted:

Did you know: there are over 10 twitter accounts dedicated to AJ Lee's butt
https://twitter.com/search?q=AJ%20LEE%20ASS&mode=users

Woohoo, I have 90 more followers than the top one :P

Also, here are the top 10 keywords hitting Wrestling With Text (my site):

1.) wrestling with text
2.) aj lee rear end
3.) aj lee gif
4.) aj lee
5.) wrestlingwithtext
6.) aj lee hot rear end
7.) aj lee bikini
8.) aj lee hot
9.) daniel bryan yes
10.) hot aj lee nude

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
https://twitter.com/search?q=JIM%20ROSS%20ASS&src=typd&mode=users

Disappointing.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Boom boom.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Hah! Or maybe the bills themselves did the shouting like the Tricky Dick Fun Bills



Why are you such a treasure.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Jerusalem posted:

Maybe Hogan got upset because there weren't any liquor stores nearby and he was subconsciously expecting Andre to pitch an empty at his head :3:

....it's New Orleans. The town is 80% liquor store by volume.

e: Oh hey there was a next page :doh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

404GoonNotFound posted:

....it's New Orleans. The town is 80% liquor store by volume.

e: Oh hey there was a next page :doh:

New Orleans really isn't a party town, though every year they like to throw something small.... Marty's something?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Also, here are the top 10 keywords hitting Wrestling With Text (my site):

Well maybe if you'd stop posting nude pictures of AJ Styles you wouldn't have to worry about this :colbert:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Well maybe if you'd stop posting nude pictures of AJ Styles you wouldn't have to worry about this :colbert:

Meeeeeem'rieeeeeees

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Jerusalem posted:

Well maybe if you'd stop posting nude pictures of AJ Styles you wouldn't have to worry about this :colbert:

Do the right thing, WrasslorMonkey.

DO THE RIGHT THING!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Meeeeeem'rieeeeeees



Ah, thanks.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Via Facebook: Batista hanging out with fire fighters in New Orleans.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Shima Honnou posted:

Via Facebook: Batista hanging out with fire fighters in New Orleans.



loving hell, batista's so malformed lol

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Via Twitter:
Big E won the WWE 2K14 Tournament

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

achillesforever6 posted:

Via Twitter:
Big E won the WWE 2K14 Tournament


I choose to believe this was supposed to be a fan tournament but Big E couldn't turn down a chance at gold. 3 to go.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shima Honnou posted:

Via Facebook: Batista hanging out with fire fighters in New Orleans.



Holy poo poo that firefighters arms are almost as large as Batista's.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

MassRafTer posted:

Holy poo poo that firefighters arms are almost as large as Batista's.

He probably doesn't gas as quickly either. :shobon:

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