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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Fabulist posted:

That's true. They probably are running out of things that are actually always red in real life (but also girly teehee)

The Underage lipstick is from the same line as the Celebutard lipstick I posted. It's a liquid lipstick in a lipgloss thingie though, which means people ignored them at Sephora, which means I got to scoop one up for $5. I loving love clearance shopping.


Did you try dotting/stippling/blending in less on your dark circles yet? I dunno if you wear makeup everyday, I sure as poo poo don't, but I'm curious about the results whenever you do try. If you haven't already.

I keep forgetting! it was the first week of classes so I was too busy figuring out my schedule to do much makeup stuff. I did figure out that the WnW eyeshadow palette I was trying out was the cause of me having super bloodshot eyes, I guess something about it doesn't do well with me although that isn't the case for the two missha eyeshadows I have

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Someone posted their dick in fyad again

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Someone posted their dick in fyad again

lol

who was it and how hosed up is their dick

e: \/\/\/ not clicking that \/\/\/

Portals fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Apr 6, 2014

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Portals posted:

lol

who was it and how hosed up is their dick

Pretty f ed up

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3619399&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Hey guys, someone did something to get attention
let's all go look

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Dick be looking like a Trematoda.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

AriadneThread posted:

Hey guys, someone did something to get attention
let's all go look

The last dick was kind of a chode, this one was like an anti chode, so I guess it cancels out

Dick reports 2014

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

AriadneThread posted:

Hey guys, someone did something to get attention
let's all go look

It is a pretty strange-looking dong, to be fair

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

The last dick was kind of a chode, this one was like an anti chode, so I guess it cancels out

Dick reports 2014

EXTREME INSERTION
Licensed Pickle Inspector

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

The last dick was kind of a chode, this one was like an anti chode, so I guess it cancels out

Dick reports 2014

Fair and balanced reporting.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
"gently caress you guys, I'm taking my enormous dick and going home"

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.


that looks inconvenient

Portals
Apr 18, 2012


that guy's super mad about his giant dick

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
I'm the guy with the small dicks.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

that is a very strange looking dick

like it stopped growing properly toward the end

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'


I'm the mutton chops in the back

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Globo-Hitler III posted:

that is a very strange looking dick

like it stopped growing properly toward the end

He's just stretching it, it looks flaccid.

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

none of these goons have the decency to get their weird dicks hard before posting them, like drat, make an effort

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
It's called performance anxiety, bitch.

Still, looks like a pretty good sized dick potentially.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

catdynamite posted:

none of these goons have the decency to get their weird dicks hard before posting them, like drat, make an effort

The lack of weird hard dicks is almost alarming

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I'm gay.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Should've been immediately after my post but a good effort.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

alright. which of you put the spiders in the mazda cars.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Corn Thongs posted:

alright. which of you put the spiders in the mazda cars.

avvy has been set free and spiders have descended upon the world

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

boom boom boom posted:

not ironic. i never denied stalin did a lot of nasty poo poo but if you seriously don't think he was good for a lot of the russians who didn't get purged or whatever the verb form of dissident is, you need to educate yourself

what if you are a starving ukranian

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
is it just me or does the first episode of the second season of the walking dead kinda suck

Crap
Nov 3, 2012


:smugwizard:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

AriadneThread posted:

Hey guys, someone did something to get attention
let's all go look

works on me


GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

boom boom boom posted:

is it just me or does the first episode of the second season of the walking dead kinda suck

The game? Yeah it wasn't amazing but there was a lot of stuff I felt they had to do to convey that you're not exactly Lee anymore

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Globo-Hitler III posted:

that is a very strange looking dick

like it stopped growing properly toward the end

small and warped


Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

GNU Order posted:

The game? Yeah it wasn't amazing but there was a lot of stuff I felt they had to do to convey that you're not exactly Lee anymore

The "shocking opening scene" I think was supposed to leave me stunned just sort of left me rolling my eyes.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
maybe he' stretching it but the last half looks really unhealthy and malformed

like he hit it with a hammer real hard as a child and now it looks that way

why am i posting about this

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Be honest you're jerking it.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Captain Backslap posted:

Be honest you're jerking it.

do the two have to be related

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiZUIgnSzQE

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Captain Backslap posted:

The "shocking opening scene" I think was supposed to leave me stunned just sort of left me rolling my eyes.

Rather not start ~video games chat~ in this thread again but yeah that + the stitches scene was pretty dumb.

Second episode totally made up for it tho. So good.

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord
you speak only the truth, hitler

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
What is the point of a dick so bad it can't be used

wasn't there a dude who injected so much silicone it was basically a big glorp?

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