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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Say Nothing posted:

I was saving this image for an edit, but it seems One Big Happy beat me to it.


Funnily, I've always found Avis a slightly creepy character because of that Junji Ito story.

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Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

I guess mine was too subtle, haha. Good job anyway.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



tiistai posted:

Fingerpori

Courthouse:
- I demand to see the judge!
- But he's in the middle of a session!
- I happen to have vital evidence!


"A session" in this context is istunto, a sitting. I guess that would have worked here too.

"He's in his chambers" maybe.

Aleph Null posted:

He's clinically depressed, you see.

I grew up totally relating to him because I was suffering from undiagnosed clinical depression. It was great that even though he was a literal sad sack, his friends still hung out with him and didn't try to force him to "get over it". Sure they picked on him, but friends do that in moderation.

That's all there is to get.
Yeah, I get the depression angle totally. It's just that Eeyore seems to be Tinkerbell or Tweetie bird levels of popular when it comes to Pooh characters. Then again, I never got the popular appeal of Tigger, either. I always liked Rabbit and Owl, maybe I'm just a stick in the mud :shrug:.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Attitude Indicator posted:

Everyone in Winnie the Pooh has issues.

Eeyore suffers from depression.
Piglet is neurotic.
Tigger is manic.
The rabbit guy has OCD.
Pooh overeats to compensate for his lack of balls, etc.

What about Owl or Kanga and Roo?

It's been a long while since I read/watched Pooh, but I remember at least Kanga and Roo being fairly balanced and level-headed characters. Owl might have autism, but this is just a guess.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Laputanmachine posted:

What about Owl or Kanga and Roo?

It's been a long while since I read/watched Pooh, but I remember at least Kanga and Roo being fairly balanced and level-headed characters. Owl might have autism, but this is just a guess.

Owl is possibly senile.
Kanga has a kid, but no husband - making her one of Gods chosen, or having a dark and troubled past saved for the edgy teen reboot.
Roo frolics in the woods with grown men that don't wear pants.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Attitude Indicator posted:

Pooh overeats to compensate for his lack of balls, etc.

Everybody is an rear end in a top hat to Winnie the Pooh


The truth is, Winnie the Pooh was very important to me growing up. They were my very first books, and I was never properly taught how to read, I just picked it up by looking over my mother's shoulder as she read them to me. The only reason I'm able to make these edits is that I think of this version of Pooh only as an arm of the Disney marketing juggernaut, and not my dear childhood companion. I think this is going to be my new posting gimmick, instead of coming up with little titles for Dog Comix every day.

Pooch Café


Nope, I call bullshit on this. There is FOOD on the FLOOR. No dog would lament that.

Ballard Street


Murray is the dog. Or the woman. Or the tweed jacket.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



That was pretty funny, Wiley. Hey, turnabout is fair play, right?

Heavenly Nostrils is still exactly one day behind, and, as I believe Juliet Esqu mentioned, is definitely a rerun.



9 Chickweed Lane 4/5/2003



What? Regardless, wait 'til you guys find out how popular Edda is in Belgium in a few years. And why is Brooke so hung up on Belgium in the first place?

Zits



My wife's regular ringtone is the same as my text message ringtone, so I can see how this gets confusing.

Kevin & Kell



I just can't get past the sentient tree that talks through a speaker grill. This is dumb.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

RandomFerret posted:

Everybody is an rear end in a top hat to Winnie the Pooh



This made me laugh longer than I'm proud to admit. Keep 'em coming.

Cul-de-sac rises.


The Duplex shits on your very soul.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/5/2003



What? Regardless, wait 'til you guys find out how popular Edda is in Belgium in a few years. And why is Brooke so hung up on Belgium in the first place?

As an American, I have never in my life heard someone think that "European-ness confers respectability." Is this something that people actually believe? I just can't imagine saying "Oh, the Belgians like [thing you don't like]" and getting any response other than "well, then it can stay in Belgium!"

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

As an American, I have never in my life heard someone think that "European-ness confers respectability." Is this something that people actually believe? I just can't imagine saying "Oh, the Belgians like [thing you don't like]" and getting any response other than "well, then it can stay in Belgium!"

Remember this is a man utterly obsessed with nazis to the point he made his main characters descend from one.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

There's a really easy edit here.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (January 15, 1927)



Peanuts confronts the theological questions of our times. (April 8, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



So remember, kids, comic book collecting is an expensive hobby, unless you tell everybody that you're buying for your soldier son, in which case they'll just give you everything for free. REALITY-BASED COMIC STRIP!

Popeye



Rip Haywire has a little labor-management dispute.



Pogo (April 7, 1956)



Out Our Way (September 29-30, 1924)



Just in time for Wrestlemania weekend, the cowboys are practicing a few submission holds.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Has it ever been explained why Popeye and Olive are together? She is awful in every possible way.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

As an American, I have never in my life heard someone think that "European-ness confers respectability." Is this something that people actually believe? I just can't imagine saying "Oh, the Belgians like [thing you don't like]" and getting any response other than "well, then it can stay in Belgium!"

Yeah the more common response in the USA would be:
"Oh, the Belgians like [thing you don't like]"
"Oh yeah? Well then, gently caress those assholes too"

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Julet Esqu posted:


Pros & Cons





I love how he's drawn her posture and hands. Fantastic!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Tepid action in Mark Trail!




Bemusing non-human squiggles in Quincy!




A stench of feet in Office Hours!


A scene-stealing parrot in Buz Sawyer!


Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Cosima posted:

I love how he's drawn her posture and hands. Fantastic!

Yeah, Meehan's sense of how humans work and foreshortening is amazingly good. It's one of the things I love about this strip.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

RandomFerret posted:

Everybody is an rear end in a top hat to Winnie the Pooh

Golden.
Wasn't that guy assigned to New Rochelle?


Mark Trail wants in on that Junji Ito action.

Bloom County

Immoral support from Gene Simmons.


Opus: A strong voice for debauchery.

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine

The worst final panel yet?

Mike Witmer's Pinkerton: Melting puppies in sheriff's hats.


Plastic Baby Heads From Outer Space: So random!


Pluggers

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!
Pathology in the Hundred Acre Wood: a neurodevelopmental perspective on A.A. Milne

Cholmondeley
Sep 28, 2006

New World Orderly
Nap Ghost

Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:

I guess mine was too subtle, haha. Good job anyway.

No, yours was wonderfully subtle, mine was heavy handed.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Winnie the Pooh

Today's strips explore other illnesses besides depression.

Guillain–Barré syndrome


Chicken pox


Morgellons

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Apr 6, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Darthemed posted:


Mark Trail wants in on that Junji Ito action.
Disgusting!

9 Junji Lane.

Pidmon
Mar 18, 2009

NO ONE risks painful injury on your GREEN SLIME GHOST POGO RIDE.

No one but YOU.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Of course the real drawback with this stupid deja vu-causing ending is that because of all the Phantom's posturing, the dream/'zero time at all has happened' aspect is totally wiped out because his victims end up going 'Huh, I guess 3 months of my life just disappeared, and I have a dream about a really boring gimp telling me lovely stories about his LARP group for twenty hours in excruciating detail'

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Pidmon posted:

Of course the real drawback with this stupid deja vu-causing ending is that because of all the Phantom's posturing, the dream/'zero time at all has happened' aspect is totally wiped out because his victims end up going 'Huh, I guess 3 months of my life just disappeared, and I have a dream about a really boring gimp telling me lovely stories about his LARP group for twenty hours in excruciating detail'

Unless she's actually crazy, she'll just rationalize it away and move on like most people do with something too confusing to think about.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





I checked, and it's true. Gilchrist decided to cut out the middleman and do the edit himself.


Luann


So. This comic just made me think about Brad's schlong. Thanks a lot, Greg.


Apartment 3-G


It's kind of cold, I guess, but... I don't really disagree with this guy.


Pros & Cons



Sally Forth


Come on, Ralph. Just let Mason into your heart. :3:


The Amazing Spider-Man

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


Haha, yes, in England the police dress like Sherlock Holmes. :haw:


Mandrake the Magician (1941-12-21)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


"Hände Hoch? That's a pretty dumb name."

Pibgorn

You fool! This travesty could have ended early and audience could have gone home already.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Tiggum posted:

Haha, yes, in England the police dress like Sherlock Holmes. :haw:

They do when they're a Jeremy Brett stand-in.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones


HELP WANTED: FEMALE
Secretary... Typist... Stenographer...


Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

"Hände Hoch? That's a pretty dumb name."

That's not even a remotely competent gun barrel. Also, nice wedding ring trigger guard.

edit: y'now the more i look the less sense it makes, god drat that is a lovely loving drawing

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Dewgy posted:

That's not even a remotely competent gun barrel. Also, nice wedding ring trigger guard.

edit: y'now the more i look the less sense it makes, god drat that is a lovely loving drawing

I try not to lame out too much about guns because it's really offputting, but jeezum, dude, at least use a straight-edge. They look like a cross between a novelty lighter, a dull knife, and a stamped rubber gun that may or may not be a sex toy.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

For fucks sake, everyone knows Popeye's full name.

It's Popeye "The Sailor" Mann

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

LvK posted:

I try not to lame out too much about guns because it's really offputting, but jeezum, dude, at least use a straight-edge. They look like a cross between a novelty lighter, a dull knife, and a stamped rubber gun that may or may not be a sex toy.

It's OK! Lame out about the impossibility of his shoulders, or that camera angle, or where the poo poo is headwound there even aiming that thing!? It's maddening throughout, not just the gun.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

Haha, yes, in England the police dress like Sherlock Holmes. :haw:

I'm hoping all the other police are normal and that he's just a weirdo that nobody really likes, but who can't be fired because he's the chief's son or something.

7thBatallion posted:

For fucks sake, everyone knows Popeye's full name.

It's Popeye "The Sailor" Mann

You don't even need to joke about that, it's pretty obviously where the story's headed.

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