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Hogburto posted:Why do you mock me, oh Lord!?  Down in front!
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Hogburto posted:Hey, Verne, help me get my head outta this toilet. Hogburto, this may be hard to believe but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.
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TMMadman posted:Hogburto, this may be hard to believe but I'm trapped inside two vending machines. Mrs. Madman, while we were helping your husband, a lumber yard burned down.
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You're pinch hitting for me? But I've got nine home runs today!
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Crackerman posted:Daaaa-rryyl Game's out there!
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Hogburto posted:Hey, Verne, help me get my head outta this toilet. Wow, a public library. Let's stay here for a while, Vern.
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Hogburto posted:Hey, Verne, help me get my head outta this toilet. Really, Cousin Merle?
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Apr 5, 2014 14:58
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Writer Cath posted:Really, Cousin Merle? Big Hungry Joe?
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Mister Kingdom posted:Big Hungry Joe?
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Mister Kingdom posted:Big Hungry Joe? Dancing away my hunger pangs Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt I'm kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dancing away my hunger pangs 
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Apr 5, 2014 17:54
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Wow, a public library. Let's stay here for a while, Vern. They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.
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MondayHotDog posted:They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back. You. And your children. And your children's children. For three months.
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MondayHotDog posted:They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7VjtZf0hF4
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MondayHotDog posted:They won't let me in the big people library downtown. There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.  I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table ... which I then befouled.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:
Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
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Root Bear posted:Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows! Hey, if you guys are getting loaded of them fumes I'm gonna have to charge you.
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General Bort posted:Hey, if you guys are getting loaded of them fumes I'm gonna have to charge you. I smell gas, pleasant gas, night night gas.
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mrfart posted:I smell gas, pleasant gas, night night gas.
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Hogburto posted:Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? It must have been that bean I had for dinner.
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Crackerman posted:It must have been that bean I had for dinner. Avert your eyes, goons! He may take on different forms!
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Crackerman posted:It must have been that bean I had for dinner. Looks like someone forgot our Ka-Blam-O talk! 
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Crackerman posted:It must have been that bean I had for dinner. I'll put it next to the other beans that look like The Leader.
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'll put it next to the other beans that look like The Leader. 
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'll put it next to the other beans that look like The Leader. 
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'll put it next to the other beans that look like The Leader. Who the hell is that, some kind of leader?
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Everything Counts posted:Who the hell is that, some kind of leader? Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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MondayHotDog posted:Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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TMMadman posted:We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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Hogburto posted:Did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds. The problem here was water leakage. If you just buy a fifty-cent washer...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The problem here was water leakage. If you just buy a fifty-cent washer... Get out.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The problem here was water leakage. If you just buy a fifty-cent washer...  You just keep on driving
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Hogburto posted:Marge, get my gun. 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:
He unholied the holy water!
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