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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Did they find it?

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Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011

Personperson14 posted:

Did they find it?

The most recent information I have is from an Internet message board from a person called Chinatown announcing that it's gone.

urseus
Apr 30, 2002

~*My Little Kony*~
They found a pinging sound, but rather than head towards the direction it was coming from, just kept going where they were so it got lost again.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Hey, Chinatown!

What do you think about Amelia Earhart?

Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
they have detected two pinging noises 600km apart and Malaysia's transport minister sez "miracles do happen. We continue to pray for survivors."

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Skipjack posted:

they have detected two pinging noises 600km apart and Malaysia's transport minister sez "miracles do happen. We continue to pray for survivors."

One of the pilots got a huge 600km boner, pierced the cabin, the plane depressurized and now everyone is standing on his dick in the ocean waiting to be rescued.

DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011

It'd be really cool if they didn't all die, like it got off course or something and crashed in a wasteland and the ship is their only shelter so they've developed like a whole system and hierachy or maybe it's like a Flight of the Pheonix deal and they're trying to build a new plane.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ironed Idol posted:

why do they smile when giving bad news?

is it a custom thing or?

Because, what if you give the bad news in a really good fun way? It makes things better.

Also, what if the people who hijacked the plane found the blackboxes and just tossed them out the window to throw off the search teams?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I really hope they didn't do a water landing and the people have been cooking on a raft for a month. :smith:

edit: miles o brien works for CNN.

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

DrPaper posted:

It'd be really cool if they didn't all die, like it got off course or something and crashed in a wasteland and the ship is their only shelter so they've developed like a whole system and hierachy or maybe it's like a Flight of the Pheonix deal and they're trying to build a new plane.

See: all chinatowns posts.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

CharlesM posted:

I really hope they didn't do a water landing and the people have been cooking on a raft for a month. :smith:

edit: miles o brien works for CNN.

has he been on camera yet with his missing arm?

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
remember when they found that island that amelia earhart might have crashed near and they found scorched turtle shells? It was an island with like 1 tree and the square footage of your typical new york bedsit.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



This missing airplane is brought to you by Dish

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Rashaverak posted:

Terrorists would claim responsibility if they'd accomplished their goal of crashing the airplane/killing innocents. But... What if they haven't finished? You wouldn't want to give away the endgame and claim responsibility if there's still more to come.

If the pilot (the original crew, or "new" pilot) simply wanted to kill himself and everyone onboard, why fly for more than 7 hours after you have control of the aircraft? More specifically, why follow a route if it doesn't lead anywhere special or important? You're not going to bother following navigational aids if you don't care where you navigate to. The frightening thing is - what if you DO care where you're going and how you get there?

Basically:

1 - Who?
2 - Why?
3 - What next?

You could carry a pretty big payload, with a jet this big. Cut the plane up, and reassemble it next to it's target.

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
CNN is now using lunchroom props (frozen pizza cardboard) to illustrate pinging range. Did they fire their graphics department?

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Rick Rickshaw posted:

CNN is now using lunchroom props (frozen pizza cardboard) to illustrate pinging range. Did they fire their graphics department?



Guy on the left's facial expression says it all.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Rick Rickshaw posted:

CNN is now using lunchroom props (frozen pizza cardboard) to illustrate pinging range. Did they fire their graphics department?



Looks more like a hand puppet rendition of empire strikes back

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



mstrkrft posted:

Guy on the left's facial expression says it all.
'Where did I go wrong in life to end up here'

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Latest conspiracy theory:

China placed the pingers that have been detected. Just pingers, painted grey and placed in fake rocks. They will never be found, but will delay the search even longer while the ships look for wreckage that is not there. All the time the Chinese have access to the actual plane and passengers, which landed under their control at an undisclosed location. The passengers are now making iPhones at Foxconn.

maxidious
Sep 25, 2007

Meh

genesplicer posted:

Latest conspiracy theory:

China placed the pingers that have been detected. Just pingers, painted grey and placed in fake rocks. They will never be found, but will delay the search even longer while the ships look for wreckage that is not there. All the time the Chinese have access to the actual plane and passengers, which landed under their control at an undisclosed location. The passengers are now making iPhones at Foxconn.


IPhone 5s or iPhone 6?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

maxidious posted:

IPhone 5s or iPhone 6?

8. :tinfoil:

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

My dad works at the illuminati and can confirm.

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

is the plane gone? guys?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Can't wait till the pretend-to-be-clueless-about-status-of-current-event thing is bannable.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



PleasureKevin posted:

Can't wait till the pretend-to-be-clueless-about-status-of-current-event thing is bannable.

And what if it doesn't become bannable? What will you do?

Just trying to determine how much to bribe the mods.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

PleasureKevin posted:

Can't wait till the pretend-to-be-clueless-about-status-of-current-event thing is bannable.

hmm so has following this whole malaysian airlines thing really paid off for you mr wise and noble citizen of the world

it's interesting but don't pretend it is in any way more enriching than the latest news about brangelina or paris hilton

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I really think this plane is going to turn up A-OK any day now.

You just have to stay optimistic.

Right, Chinatown?

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


PleasureKevin posted:

Can't wait till the pretend-to-be-clueless-about-status-of-current-event thing is bannable.

Can't wait till being you is.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its gone guys.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Chinatown posted:

Its gone guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_GxbTJkiZU

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

That is one unfortunate looking broad from that angle

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

It's mostly just the "I'm getting older and I can't deal with it" middle aged woman hairstyle

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


I tried "Is Flight MH370 down for me or everyone?"
I don't think they know either...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


hofnar posted:

That is one unfortunate looking broad from that angle

That's what happens when you eat a frozen pizza for lunch.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Oh god I don't know if the plane's here or not someone tell-

Chinatown posted:

Its gone guys.

:ms:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fallom posted:

It's mostly just the "I'm getting older and I can't deal with it" middle aged woman hairstyle

yeah she's totally still doable from the 40+ age perspective

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
I still think it's flying

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

mstrkrft posted:

I still think it's flying

It's gone though.

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

DEAR RICHARD posted:

It's gone though.

PRove it

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Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

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