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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Erik Perez is the cool small Mexican fighter who wears a Luchadore mask in his walkout and was one of the last men to KO Ken "I just got knocked out again" Stone.

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He sounds like the kind of guy I would like to see pulverise Bryan Caraway.

I admit that the criteria is very wide, but he ticks at least one of them. (Is alive.)

e: VVV that's why I would like to see him KO'd. gently caress that guy.

Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 7, 2014

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Aurain posted:

That's an interesting decision. He's not worth 75/75, but having a fighter like him on the roster is enough to make or break upcoming stars and his like are better off on the roster than not. Even when they're sorta boring.

All in all, R.I.P Yushin Okami (and Yushin Okami related stories).

Also, Erik Perez is fighting Bryan Caraway on June 7. I don't remember who Perez is, but I firmly hope he will win in devastating fashion.
Unless he's a wifebeater or something.

e: division and decision are not the same word.


Well, caraway is reportedly a wife beater/ elbower, just not his wife.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Marquadt/Te Huna added to the New Zealand card on June 28th

Decades
Apr 12, 2007

College Slice

Yuriy posted:

Marquadt/Te Huna

Did these guys simultaneously change weight classes to meet at 185? Wouldn't put it past em

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
hopefully that is Nate The Great's retirement party :toot:

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
At first I thought that meant Te Huna was cutting all the way down to welter.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

wooger posted:

Well, caraway is reportedly a wife beater/ elbower, just not his wife.

Whos wife did he elbow?

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Mauricio Zingano RIP :(

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Bubba Smith posted:

hopefully that is Nate The Great's retirement party :toot:

I thought he'd already been cut for some reason.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


And Cat Zingano seems like one of the sweetest people on the face of the planet which makes it even more mind-boggling.
Not that it'd be okay if she was an rear end in a top hat, but you have to be a real poo poo.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Caraway and Tate are also the only two people I can recall getting into any sort of actual nastiness with the Team Alpha Male's. They are poo poo people by all accounts.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Lid posted:

Jake Shields was in the octagon for one hour, 55 minutes, and 53 seconds. Name a single highlight.

He won two rounds standing against GSP.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Meat Recital posted:

He won two rounds standing against GSP.

Nobody saw that, including GSP.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Caraway and Tate are also the only two people I can recall getting into any sort of actual nastiness with the Team Alpha Male's. They are poo poo people by all accounts.

MMA gossip is the worst gossip. This poo poo is almost as bad as gay GSP rumors. "One time this one person said this one thing..."

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@InsideMMAaxstv 2m
RT @mmamania: #UFC Fight Night 42: Rony Jason vs Robbie Peralta booked for May 31 in Brazil http://sbn.to/1oHeDHf

Who cares really who the gently caress cares about any of these people

Also the poster for 173



I wonder how long it took for them to find an angle where Renan looked normal

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Apr 7, 2014

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!
The mean guy eyebrows they've painted onto Junior are hilarious

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Ariza posted:

MMA gossip is the worst gossip. This poo poo is almost as bad as gay GSP rumors. "One time this one person said this one thing..."

I was under the impression that story was confirmed, but I guess it got as far as Helwani asking her about it and her saying she didn't hear about that and wouldn't talk about why. MY BAD. Please refer to the bevy of other reasons Tate and Caraway are loving awful.

Yuriy posted:

I wonder how long it took for them to find an angle where Renan looked normal

I was about to say the same thing and without a hint of irony agree that it was an accomplishment.

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
Junior Uno Brow

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
If TJ Dillashaw makes it out of the first round he should consider it a moral victory.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Yuriy posted:

Also the poster for 173



TJ's expression looks like even he knows how this is gonna go.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
if Barao didn't shave his head he would look 10x less like a gremlin

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Barao looks like he's about to toss the belt to the first kid to give him a coke

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
Does TJ have any good victories or is 135 that hosed up right now? Easton, Viana, Vaughan Lee?

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Ariza posted:

Does TJ have any good victories or is 135 that hosed up right now? Easton, Viana, Vaughan Lee?

Barao killed everyone and Assuncao didn't have enough time to take the fight on short nice. Only one else would be Mizugaki, who TJ was originally fighting.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Come Back Dominick Cruz

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Belle Isle Tech posted:

Junior Uno Brow

Nova Unibrao

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.


quote:

@Alistairovereem 17h
I'm big, here comes Big! & Bigger! 145kg @markhunt1974 hunt, 175kg Ray Williams & 115kg moi @ Melbourne fitness expo pic.twitter.com/qtODc0l8Mg

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Also apparently some poo poo is going down with 173?

quote:

@KevinI 3m
Breaking: JDS-Miocic main event on 5/31 in Brazil. Trying to move Wandy-Chael to Vegas co-main on July 5. The card on 173 "not done yet"

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
173 sure got hosed

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@FrontRowBrian 59s
I'm on the phone with Chael now. He has no idea the fight has moved to Vegas. No One from UFC has told him. Not denying story thou.It's true

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Yuriy posted:

Also apparently some poo poo is going down with 173?

Dammit. I was actually hoping to get a chance to see JDS fight because everytime he fights in Vegas I miss it. I don't care about any of the other fights I Just really like JDS.

This is dumb the fights are like a month out and they haven't even decided who the hell is fighting.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
Good move. Barao/TJ and JDS/Stipe would have died on PPV, and JDS is enough to headline a Brazil card.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Meat Recital posted:

Good move. Barao/TJ and JDS/Stipe would have died on PPV, and JDS is enough to headline a Brazil card.

Barao/TJ without JDS/Stipe is gonna die even harder unless they can come up with a really good replacement.

e: VVV
literally in the quote we're discussing:

quote:

Trying to move Wandy-Chael to Vegas co-main on July 5.

Lloyd Boner fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Apr 8, 2014

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
I think they're moving Chael/Wanderlei to 173 and that fight should do okay, especially if they can get FS1 to air some TUF:Brazil recap shows or something.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

quote:

@bryanalvarez 2m

BTW, for those going to our July convention in Vegas, WANDERLEI SILVA VS. CHAEL SONNEN headlines! #RAW #f4wmania30

Goddamn I'm going to be so conflicted for that.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Thauros posted:

Goddamn I'm going to be so conflicted for that.

Don't be, one is a dumb poo poo ogre that mumbles machismo-laden bullshit and the other is The People's Champ

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP

Yuriy posted:

145kg @markhunt1974 hunt
oh dear

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

There is no way Mark Hunt weighs 145KG. Surely that man doesn't diet/cut 55 pounds to make weight. He normall ways in at about 250lb as well yeah?

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Thauros posted:

Goddamn I'm going to be so conflicted for that.

Wonder if that means Weidman-Machida is off or it's just the co-main.

e: co-main

quote:

Jeremy Botter ‏@jeremybotter 6m
@davidbix @bryanalvarez It's co-main. Weidman vs. Machida is headliner.

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