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I've never been a fan of Artie, but him playing "The Guy Who Laughs At Everything" has always been hysterical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYz5pixMzvw
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euphronius posted:Howard now, to me at least, is more interesting and entertaining just to listen to him talk about stuff. Maybe it's because he is older and I am way older and a dad and a business person instead of a horny 15 year old but I don't know. He's kind of like a chill dude. The bits aren't as memorable and Sal and Christy dont really do all that much for me. I'm fine with them not bringing in porn stars or girls to get naked nowadays, but Howard just talking is incredibly boring in my opinion. It's always AGT, technology he doesn't understand, what TV shows he watches, or making fun of nerds. I really miss the in-office drama, contests, bits, and general comedy that a sidekick like Artie brought to the show.
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Apr 8, 2014 18:28
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I heard Dobie Gray's "Drift Away" on the car radio last weekend, and now, for I-don't-know-what reason, Richard Christy's gay-KC version of the song is stuck running through my head, including the part right after the song where Howard gets the lyrics wrong. 
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Apr 8, 2014 18:31
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Bag of Sun Chips posted:technology he doesn't understand, what TV shows he watches, or making fun of nerds. As I said I am old so this speaks to me.
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prefect posted:I heard Dobie Gray's "Drift Away" on the car radio last weekend, and now, for I-don't-know-what reason, Richard Christy's gay-KC version of the song is stuck running through my head, including the part right after the song where Howard gets the lyrics wrong. KC'S TAKING GAY PHOTOGRAAAPHS (with a German homo!) Richard's song parodies 
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Apr 8, 2014 19:23
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prefect posted:I heard Dobie Gray's "Drift Away" on the car radio last weekend, and now, for I-don't-know-what reason, Richard Christy's gay-KC version of the song is stuck running through my head, including the part right after the song where Howard gets the lyrics wrong. Nothing beats belting out "Give me the beef boys and free my hole, cover me in man juice from head to toe and let it drip away" and then having to explain who KC is to everyone around me.
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Apr 8, 2014 19:48
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Uptight Jew!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuF5cMbG3Wc
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Apr 8, 2014 20:03
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This channel is great http://www.youtube.com/user/DBSYM6 I've been going through all the videos of the gang in the old cramped studio (pre-1997) - to me this was Stern at his peak because it was like a gang of high school kids all crowded around mics goofing on each other and guests and breaking staff balls. After they moved into the larger studio there was a little less chemistry than before. I have to link this video in particular because I was crying laughing while watching it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2bCEcz8l0 Mark Harris appearing in studio after a facelift in 1994. He starts singing at one point while Jackie, Fred, and Billy throw paper at his head
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Apr 8, 2014 20:42
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AxeManiac posted:Nothing beats belting out "Give me the beef boys and free my hole, cover me in man juice from head to toe and let it drip away" and then having to explain who KC is to everyone around me. It's grease his hole. I listened to the KC megapack last month and I can't get it out of my head. Also - You'd kiss a guy too if you loved man-goo.
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Apr 8, 2014 21:08
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GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, At the Ramrod Inn, Fort Lauderdale!
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Apr 8, 2014 21:48
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I can't believe Howard isn't jockeying for Letterman's job. It's obvious he's wanted the gig for years.
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Apr 8, 2014 21:59
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Manifest posted:I can't believe Howard isn't jockeying for Letterman's job. 5 shows a week? 2 in one day? Feh
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Apr 8, 2014 22:09
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AxeManiac posted:Nothing beats belting out "Give me the beef boys and free my hole, cover me in man juice from head to toe and let it drip away" and then having to explain who KC is to everyone around me. Spacemonkey57 posted:It's grease his hole. I listened to the KC megapack last month and I can't get it out of my head. This is one of those things the show has done to me where the censored part for this song is also completely burned into my head. GIVE K.C. THE BEEF BOYS AND GREASE HIS beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep -ND COVER HIM IN MAN JUICE FROM HEAD TO TOE... I think I've heard it uncensored once and it sounded really weird to me 
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beep by grandpa posted:This is one of those things the show has done to me where the censored part for this song is also completely burned into my head. GIVE K.C. THE BEEF BOYS AND GREASE HIS beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep -ND COVER HIM IN MAN JUICE FROM HEAD TO TOE... I think I've heard it uncensored once and it sounded really weird to me That clip is one of my favorites because it features Genuine Robin Laughter™. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hgl2OUo15Y Right at the 2:45 mark.
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Apr 8, 2014 23:37
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Today's interview with Danny Trejo was really good. In a just world, Danny would run over Chuck Zito in the Sirius Parking lot when he was leaving.
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Cliche Guevara posted:Anyone recommend anything TRULY FUNNY or interesting that happened in the past three years? The one where they goof on ETM's job with TNA. The fun starts at around 4:30. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH14u2hq1gw
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Apr 9, 2014 21:30
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The best clip ever is the interview with porn star Crystal Clear where Artie pretends to be her black boyfriend by speaking like Sambo and she totally buys it. Best clip ever.
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Apr 10, 2014 02:34
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I just listened to Howard go on about how much he didn't want to go to Richard's wedding  It's the least he could do to make him happy.
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Cliche Guevara posted:No, it was on from Day 1 because they talk about how Buck Angel is the most-viewed piece a day or so later on HowardTV. The last belly laugh I got from the show was when Sal showed up late for Howard's re-signing announcement and cried on air after he was told that Howard was going to retire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QegXPdQY3eQ I honestly can't think of a single must-listen bit from the show ever since Howard signed his new contract. A Keg fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 10, 2014 |
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Once again A Keg. posted:The last belly laugh I got from the show was when Sal showed up late for Howard's re-signing announcement and cried on air after he was told that Howard was going to retire What about all the bitching about his lawsuit and fifteen Nick Cannon/Howie Mandel interviews?
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Apr 10, 2014 12:58
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I can't believe none of you mentioned Robin reporting an April Fools joke as truth on April 8th. Robin Quivers, newswoman...
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Apr 10, 2014 14:26
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Also ETM is apparently having open heart surgery soon and is taking a leave of absence from the show.
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Apr 10, 2014 14:30
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Sand Monster posted:Also ETM is apparently having open heart surgery soon and is taking a leave of absence from the show. Geez, that sucks. I haven't been listening at all for the last few years, have they ever explained why his hair has gone gray? Did he just stop coloring it?
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Ether Frenzy posted:GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, A local radio station has Girls Girls Girls in heavy rotation and I lose it every time. I know everyone has their favorite Christy song and this one is probably mine. Sand Monster posted:Also ETM is apparently having open heart surgery soon and is taking a leave of absence from the show.
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Apr 10, 2014 14:53
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Ribsauce posted:There is a chance I shed a tear when he dies. I don't listen anymore but that little midget brought me more joy and laughter than probably 99.9% of people I know in real life. Hopefully they can fly the casket with balloons...
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Brocktoon posted:Hopefully they can fly the casket with balloons... Put a little tape in filled with various lines so it looks like he's still disagreeing from beyond the grave.... Until his corpse falls out of it, his little useless legs flopping around like wet noodles as he does a header right into the open hole. Silence punctuated by Artie's laugh. One can dream.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Put a little tape in filled with various lines so it looks like he's still disagreeing from beyond the grave.... Goodbye Eric. Bye. See ya later. Take care brush your hair. BYE.
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Apr 10, 2014 15:59
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I'll have to check out the ETM clips, I haven't listened to any of them, nor have I hit on any Beetlejuice stuff. I don't know why, it's like I'm saving them for later. Meanwhile, Tradio... holy poo poo. This is wonderful.
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Ribsauce posted:A local radio station has Girls Girls Girls in heavy rotation and I lose it every time. I know everyone has their favorite Christy song and this one is probably mine. It's amazing that a guy with so many disabilities and such a lovely lot in life can be hated by so many.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'll have to check out the ETM clips, I haven't listened to any of them, nor have I hit on any Beetlejuice stuff. I don't know why, it's like I'm saving them for later. Those clip packs got me through a job at a lovely Irish restaurant and I listened to them again when I sunk into a depression after moving into a house we couldn't really afford to rent while working a terrible tech support job. He's also the reason I started posting in these threads. My first post was like 12 paragraphs about the awful little slug. EDIT: haljordan posted:It's amazing that a guy with so many disabilities and such a lovely lot in life can be hated by so many. I went to a school for blind and visually impaired kids from 7th-12th grade and I knew a lot of kids with multiple handicaps. Some of 'em were jerks but none of them prepared me for how much I'd hate Eric, other than reminding me that an rear end in a top hat's an rear end in a top hat, no matter how small. ChaosMonkey fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Apr 10, 2014 |
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haljordan posted:It's amazing that a guy with so many disabilities and such a lovely lot in life can be hated by so many. Artie said it best. It takes a lot to hate a disabled guy rather than feel bad for him, but Eric is so insufferable that he makes it easy.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:16
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How do I get all those Todd Packer youtubes saved somewhere. That is like 10 years of jogging and long car ride material.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:27
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euphronius posted:How do I get all those Todd Packer youtubes saved somewhere. That is like 10 years of jogging and long car ride material. Follow the link on the "About" page.
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Thanks. God those download pages are awful.
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Apr 10, 2014 19:03
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ChaosMonkey posted:EDIT: I mean, I can definitely understand he might have some anger. But it's like he tries his hardest to insult Howard, a guy who has given him money, gotten him acting work, gotten him laid at the Bunny Ranch, etc. poo poo he gets treated better than people who actually work for Howard.
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haljordan posted:I mean, I can definitely understand he might have some anger. But it's like he tries his hardest to insult Howard, a guy who has given him money, gotten him acting work, gotten him laid at the Bunny Ranch, etc. Plus he's probably made more from $500 prizes here and there than JD has grossed the entire time working for Howard.
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Yes, those Todd Packer packs are amazing but my god using those download host-sites are agony. Someone should torrent those things at least, makes it easier for those to share... 
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Plus he's probably made more from $500 prizes here and there than JD has grossed the entire time working for Howard. (Read this with the voice of Artie mocking the 'Fabulous Life Of' guy) While Eric the Midget flies around the country hobnobbing with celebrities such as Jimmy Kimmel and having sex with $5,000/night prostitutes, JD Harmeyer takes a 4 hour subway ride to work every morning where he was a victim to a vicious assault and robbery. All for less than twenty GRAAAAAAAAAAND per year
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haljordan posted:(Read this with the voice of Artie mocking the 'Fabulous Life Of' guy) What the hell? JD was assaulted? Also, 4 hours?!
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What the hell? JD was assaulted? Also, 4 hours?! Robbed on the subway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUZbuSIM0E
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