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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Abe Vigoda has to be next.

Rude as hell.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Abe Vigoda is a national treasure :patriot:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I'm getting too fat for my pants and so by the time class is done my guts are all squished together. When I stand up to leave, my disgusting bulbous body falls back into shape and the decompression causes me to fart for like 10 minutes straight.

I leave everyone in a shitstink haze as I cruise to the food court, brakes off save for when I'm drafting behind yoga-pant-wrapped butts.




but sometimes I miss the Marine Corps, too.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


So you're fat and in film school, sounds like life is really going well for you.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Could be worse.

He could be a cop

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

So you're fat and in film school, sounds like life is really going well for you.

It's not a competition.



..but if it was you wouldn't be winning, either.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

It's not a competition.



..but if it was you wouldn't be winning, either.

dusted

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Ordered a Pebble Steel back at the beginning of February and the thing showed up in my mailbox yesterday. Looks pretty snazzy and it works with the Iphone pretty well. Rounds out my watch collection pretty solidly now.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Your move, pig and phantom ball pain that may or may not be a real medical condition, but no one here is really in a place to speak authoritatively about it dude.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:gowron:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

holocaust bloopers posted:

Your move, pig and phantom ball pain that may or may not be a real medical condition, but no one here is really in a place to speak authoritatively about it dude.


:drat:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

holocaust bloopers posted:

Your move, pig and phantom ball pain that may or may not be a real medical condition, but no one here is really in a place to speak authoritatively about it dude.


russell brand prolly got to facefuck her many times

gently caress the world

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009





Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

genderstomper58 posted:

russell brand prolly got to tittyfuck her many times

gently caress the world

fixed for more sadness :smith:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

genderstomper58 posted:

russell brand prolly got to facefuck her many times

gently caress the world

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Your move, pig and phantom ball pain that may or may not be a real medical condition, but no one here is really in a place to speak authoritatively about it dude.
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hot preacher's daughter, thats the dream.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Man I loving love boobs.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

Man I love loving boobs.

Works this way too.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Works this way too.

Gay, straight, lesbian, genderfluid, whatever. If you are incapable of appreciating a stellar rack then get the gently caress out of this planet.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Hopefully the only monkey she's let touch her.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

Hopefully the only monkey she's let touch her.

lol

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

gleep gloop posted:

Hopefully the only monkey she's let touch her.

i was gonna make a joke like this but didn't want whip to ban me so ty

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

gleep gloop posted:

Hopefully the only monkey she's let touch her.

moker's nightmare

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

genderstomper58 posted:

i was gonna make a joke like this but didn't want whip to ban me so ty

:lol:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

genderstomper58 posted:

i was gonna make a joke like this but didn't want whip to ban me so ty

I've got room on the rap sheet > : )

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

gleep gloop posted:

Hopefully the only monkey she's let touch her.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
i could've had that emptyquote but it would've included the NBA + names but i'm too scared to freely post :'(

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Kinda surprised some veteran hasn't conned Katy into going to the ball with him like that one dude did with Mila Kunis.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
ok honestly i was gonna say "man i bet michelle wasn't happy when she saw that" allahu ackbar god bless

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

USMC503 posted:

Kinda surprised some veteran hasn't conned Katy into going to the ball with him like that one dude did with Mila Kunis.

Imagine how lovely that was for her.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

gleep gloop posted:

Imagine how lovely that was for her.

She's dating Ashton Kutcher now. :smith:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/Lhe0m.jpg:nws:

Mod edit: Bad meowlins!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Mr. Nice! posted:

She's dating Ashton Kutcher now. :smith:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/Lhe0m.jpg:nws:

NSFW mods?



Modnote: You missed my ninja-edit, but I just fixed yours, too.

Real mod note: Now its fixed.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Apr 9, 2014

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