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Capt. Sticl posted:Can't you just switch with another midget? 
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Hank Morgan posted:You want some funny material, you ought to come down to where I work, now that’s a sitcom! Hank Morgan, congratulations on a job.....done.
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Electromax posted:Nougat? Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So let’s not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications. Which is the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
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Apr 6, 2014 05:15
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You know, if you condense everything I've ever done in my entire life down into one day... It looks decent!
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Barfing Cumlord posted:You know, if you condense everything I've ever done in my entire life down into one day... Hooochie mama! Hooochie mama!
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Barfing Cumlord posted:You know, if you condense everything I've ever done in my entire life down into one day... In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man.
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TMMadman posted:Hank Morgan, congratulations on a job.....done. I don't come down to where you work and knock the license plate out of your hand.
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I overseasoned it...
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PS. Love the cabin posted:I overseasoned it... Hire this man!
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Root Bear posted:Which is the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial? They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!
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Apr 7, 2014 01:24
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Can anyone grab a high res version of George in this scene?
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Barfing Cumlord posted:You know, if you condense everything I've ever done in my entire life down into one day... Dogs...twists...a kind of fermented chicken drink.
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Ehud posted:Can anyone grab a high res version of George in this scene? Hey, I had to draw that guy from memory. Considering, I think that's drat good. 
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Apr 7, 2014 15:05
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The great thing about robbing a fat guy is, it's an easy getaway.
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Apr 7, 2014 15:18
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Well, there goes the money for the lipo
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Apr 7, 2014 15:19
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All they do is mock me, just like they did the fat fellow!
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Apr 7, 2014 15:23
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We'll watch them slice this fat bastard up.
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Apr 7, 2014 16:59
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That was his claim to fame? Being the fat guy in the Seinfeld finale? I remember him more as the gay neighbor guy from the Thomas Jane Punisher who dances and lipsyncs to opera while The Punisher gets tossed through walls by some giant Russian dude a few rooms over. RIP
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:That was his claim to fame? Being the fat guy in the Seinfeld finale? I remember him more as the gay neighbor guy from the Thomas Jane Punisher who dances and lipsyncs to opera while The Punisher gets tossed through walls by some giant Russian dude a few rooms over. They weren't gay, they were just buddies. And the giant Russian dude is called The Russian. And he's played by wrestler Kevin Nash, who, thankfully, wasn't asked to talk. Also, I love Ben Foster as an actor, but holy hell, he's done some bad, bad films.
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Red posted:Also, I love Ben Foster as an actor, but holy hell, he's done some bad, bad films. If you've got a problem with it, why don't you take it up with Consumer Affairs?
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Red posted:They weren't gay, they were just buddies. Red posted:Also, I love Ben Foster as an actor, but holy hell, he's done some bad, bad films. I've seen some other stuff he's been in too and it hasn't been very good either. Six Feet Under is probably the high point of his career.
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Barfing Cumlord posted:You know, if you condense everything I've ever done in my entire life down into one day... How did you do those things 
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Red posted:They weren't gay, they were just buddies. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Mouse Cadet posted:Not that there's anything wrong with that. My father's gay
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Red posted:They weren't gay, they were just buddies. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple
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Will not cause drowsiness. May cause drowsiness. 
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Capt. Sticl posted:Will not cause drowsiness. More heavy gravy?
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potee posted:More heavy gravy? TRYPTOPHAN!
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Baldo Di Gregorio posted:TRYPTOPHAN! Well Sleepy here is quite a weasel, maybe he can bat for you.
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Hey! Copernicus!
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That means 'From Vinci'.
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You can't put a limit on my cafe lattes it says so right here and I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here if I want a cafe latte you give me a cafe latte and if I have any problems I'm gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and you're gonna be in really big trouble.
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Coffee And Pie posted:You can't put a limit on my cafe lattes it says so right here and I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here if I want a cafe latte you give me a cafe latte and if I have any problems I'm gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and you're gonna be in really big trouble. You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls!
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Apr 9, 2014 20:12
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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations
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Apr 9, 2014 20:39
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My home, Elaine! Where I come, and play with my toys.
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:This is the most public yet of my many humiliations You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
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I just watched the episode with kathy griffin's one woman play. It made me realize just how much I hate kathy griffin. She ruined that episode.
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Stare-Out posted:My home, Elaine! Where I come, and play with my toys. I like to encourage intruders. 
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I just watched the episode with kathy griffin's one woman play. It made me realize just how much I hate kathy griffin. She ruined that episode. Hi everybody! I think you're really going to like this 'cause it's about me...All right it's not just about me, It's about me and this guy, Ultimate Shrek Fan. Who I like to call the Devil!
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I just watched the episode with kathy griffin's one woman play. It made me realize just how much I hate kathy griffin. She ruined that episode. Ultimate Shrek Fan got a no-polish manicure and made his neighbor swear not to tell anyone.
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