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Captain Trips posted:Doesn't the target group have to be offended by a word for it to be considered a slur? It's like cracker. No white person has ever been offended by being called a cracker. well except racists
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The Lone Badger posted:Alternatively, here is a cat performing an extremely impressive over-the-head throw.  bah gawd king Mr Tiddles just suplexed that 700lb giant
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here is a photo of a man doing a handstand on a cat. Catpoeira
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So you turn your doorknob into a dildo?
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The Lone Badger posted:Alternatively, here is a cat performing an extremely impressive over-the-head throw. RULES OF NATURE
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Haruharuharuko posted:So you turn your doorknob into a dildo? There's no problem that can't be solved with dildos
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Sokoban posted:There's no problem that can't be solved with dildos You must be correct. (NSFW, maybe? It's a dildo; I don't know where you work.) Khazar-khum posted:I think I love you. Hey, for real, I might love you, too. Call me.
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Well, somewhere out there there's people who work in dildo factories. It would be slightly hypocritical of their HR department to get mad at them for looking at dildos, don't you think?
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well, somewhere out there there's people who work in dildo factories. It would be slightly hypocritical of their HR department to get mad at them for looking at dildos, don't you think? 
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I don't get it. What's funny about this? Is there a way you can take it into some editing software and maybe draw an arrow to point it out?
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hint: there's a bird
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I don't get it. What's funny about this? Is there a way you can take it into some editing software and maybe draw an arrow to point it out? The seagull is turning into a reptilian form.
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TontoCorazon posted:If I remember that's the start of a really dumb Harlem shake video. Thank you so much TontoCorazon! Everytime i see this picture, i start guessing what happened there. And it's horrible. And each time it get's worse, like, i noticed there's a guy without a shirt standing on the left just today. You brought peace to my mind and i am thankful. And don't anyone loving internet-detective this, except if your version is nicer.
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Sneaking Mission posted:hint: there's a bird The joke isn't the bird. It's the arrow pointing at the bird. If you're going to edit this photo, you need to have a discreet, inoffensive arrow pointing at the big honking unnecessary arrow.
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Where do you even find bright green plush carpet, anyway? I'm tempted to run up the street to our local flooring store to see if they have any in stock. I can't imagine they sell much of it.
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Apr 9, 2014 18:23
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I thought it was Astroturf.
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Captain Trips posted:Doesn't the target group have to be offended by a word for it to be considered a slur? It's like cracker. No white person has ever been offended by being called a cracker. I dunno, it seems to be working, since every time someone brings up "cis" goons feel it mandatory to spend at least a page declaring proudly how unoffended they are. Then there's always a nice heaping of transphobia thrown in for good measure. Much like when racist white guys get called honkey or cracker, they start attacking black people in defence. 
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"...and I learned that seagulls can get inside your rear end." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnkap5yhMk
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Fish buddies!
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made of bees posted:I thought it was Astroturf. Same here. People put all kinds of weird stuff on the floor when they finish a basement. kannonfodder posted:I dunno, it seems to be working, since every time someone brings up "cis" goons feel it mandatory to spend at least a page declaring proudly how unoffended they are. Then there's always a nice heaping of transphobia thrown in for good measure. For the most part, it's that some of the pronouns are loving stupid sounding.  I generally go with "them/their/they" when I don't know someone's gender, which is pretty common when you've never met someone in person and their name doesn't point to their gender. The purple and blue nametags above sound like names for an alien race in some 70's/80's scifi book. Oh, hey. It looks like the pack also comes with a name tag where you can write whatever the gently caress you want to on it.  Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Your point stands, but I feel compelled to point out that the slanted ceiling makes it appear more like a room over a garage. Bored has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here is a photo of a man doing a handstand on a cat. Now go post this in Pet Island.
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Bored posted:Same here. People put all kinds of weird stuff on the floor when they finish a basement. Your point stands, but I feel compelled to point out that the slanted ceiling makes it appear more like a room over a garage.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Where do you even find bright green plush carpet, anyway? I'm tempted to run up the street to our local flooring store to see if they have any in stock. I can't imagine they sell much of it. My guess, looking at the pony shirt, is that they wanted a way to simulate grass. Ugh
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Bored posted:Same here. People put all kinds of weird stuff on the floor when they finish a basement. I was talking about these images with a friend on battle.net's chat client, and Blizzard has decided to censor the word "hetero". How very progressive of them.
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These are a little redundant, because you can just refer to a person by their name rather than any sort of silly pronoun. Its simpler, more formal, and is far less likely to offend.
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Lotron posted:From Amazon: 5.0 out of 5 stars Arrgh mateys September 8, 2000 By shoeboy Format:Paperback Ahoy me fine salty sailors. If ye be lookin for gripping adventure on the high seas, this be the book for ye. It hoisted me mizzen mast and shivered me timbers, Yar! If you've ever wondered exactly what to do with a drunken sailor, this is the book for you. The author, Barry Richard Burg is a great expert on seamen and it really shows through. I was dissapointed to find that the nautical phrase "a three days blow" didn't mean what I thought it did, but the author's loving descriptions of how these pirates would oil each other up with whale blubber and lash each other with the cat o' nine tails more than made up for it. I'm tempted to go summon my cockswain, rent "The Pirate Movie", then kick back and mourn the passing of the days when burly pirates would start their day by opening the seacock and pumping furiously. Customers who bought titles by Barry Richard Burg also bought titles by J. K. Rowling -- coincidence? I think not.
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Jellymouth posted:These are a little redundant, because you can just refer to a person by their name rather than any sort of silly pronoun. Its simpler, more formal, and is far less likely to offend. Check your privilege, nameist scum. 
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Stoatbringer posted:Check your privilege, nameist scum. Is that a harpoon
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Isn't a transfat someone who is thin but wants to be fat/is fat in their heads?
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Cosima posted:Isn't a transfat someone who is thin but wants to be fat/is fat in their heads? Trans fats like the type of fat in foods. It means two things in this joke. I laughed.
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Cosima posted:Isn't a transfat someone who is thin but wants to be fat/is fat in their heads? It's like a merkin, a small pube wig used by whores in the olden days, but it's also used by people who identifies as mermaids. With both groups, transfats and merkins, they were to dumb to realize what they were calling themselves before it was too late.
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Cosima posted:Isn't a transfat someone who is thin but wants to be fat/is fat in their heads?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here is a photo of a man doing a handstand on a cat. I'm here to ruin your picture. 
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beato posted:I'm here to ruin your picture. All you've done is flip it? Anyone can do that. Now it just looks like the cats on the ceiling?
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