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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:who is this dorkus sweetie? Martello
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Martello rip
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Apr 9, 2014 04:59
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his bat CSM found out about his SA account and told his bat commander and he got in trouble so he rarely posts here anymore
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Apr 9, 2014 05:00
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Cole posted:his bat CSM found out about his SA account and told his bat commander and he got in trouble so he rarely posts here anymore rip in piss sir
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Apr 9, 2014 05:01
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Cole posted:his bat CSM found out about his SA account and told his bat commander and he got in trouble so he rarely posts here anymore lol
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Apr 9, 2014 05:02
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if that's true then lol can't have your men knowing you're a goon
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Apr 9, 2014 05:10
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And you cynical bastards say E9s have no function. I thought he denied getting outed, though. Not that posting your fabulous man-mane here isn't asking for it. e: Didn't he originally register with his real last name? Whipped Buttcheeks fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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Apr 9, 2014 05:14
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I still see him post, just not in GiP. Don't blame him, with all the pigs in power around these parts. 
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Apr 9, 2014 05:32
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lmao I bet they found out after he made fun of that memorandom
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Apr 9, 2014 07:06
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Cole posted:his bat CSM found out about his SA account and told his bat commander and he got in trouble so he rarely posts here anymore hey martello's batt csm if ur reading this you're a human being tattle tell shitler
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Apr 9, 2014 07:50
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Goddamn it, I have a image of a letter of reprimand with the reason "posted Goatse" as the header. Also, which of you jerks is Daniel Ken?
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Apr 9, 2014 08:01
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Cole posted:his bat CSM found out about his SA account and told his bat commander and he got in trouble so he rarely posts here anymore That's not actually the case you silly bastard. I actually just got kinda bored of keeping up with all the threads. This one and the dogs and food are the only two I still subscribe to. My CSM did get mad about my haircut memo but my BC didn't care and it's still up on the board. I finally got yelled at by the new brigade commander for my long hair yesterday though. And Signaleer no this is not my real last name and this is the only username I have ever had.
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Apr 9, 2014 10:51
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Martello posted:That's not actually the case you silly bastard. Maybe not but it's funnier if that's what everyone believes.
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Apr 9, 2014 11:43
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Martello posted:And Signaleer no this is not my real last name and this is the only username I have ever had. There was some officer who did and then made a bunch of unironic seriousposts before someone convinced him to rename himself. My memory is turning to poo poo as I get older.
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Apr 9, 2014 12:01
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It's been 6 years since I've worn a goddamn dress uniform, and I'm being forced to go to a dining out. My old shoes are hosed, and I'm not going to pay $100 for the lovely army recommended ones. I'd rather buy a decent pair of Allen Edmonds (or similar) that I can wear more than once a year. 670-1 states (a) The shoes are made from an approved specification or pattern or from a similar commercial design and are made of leather, poromeric, or patent leather. The shoe is dress tie-oxford style, with at least three eyelets, and a closed toe and heel. The shoe is plain, with no design in the shoe material. Does that include stitching on the toe? Is a Park Avenue acceptable, or do I have to go retard-plain? 
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Apr 9, 2014 16:55
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ryan_woody posted:It's been 6 years since I've worn a goddamn dress uniform, and I'm being forced to go to a dining out. My old shoes are hosed, and I'm not going to pay $100 for the lovely army recommended ones. I'd rather buy a decent pair of Allen Edmonds (or similar) that I can wear more than once a year. Dress Unifroms: If the word "retard" is involved in the description, it's probably the right choice
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Apr 9, 2014 17:01
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Is anyone going to give a gently caress either way? Of all of the things that can be jacked up on a dress uniform I've never seen a dude called out on his shoes, I mean the worse thing that can happen is someone says something about them and you lie and tell them you'll get a different pair.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:02
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ryan_woody posted:It's been 6 years since I've worn a goddamn dress uniform, and I'm being forced to go to a dining out. My old shoes are hosed, and I'm not going to pay $100 for the lovely army recommended ones. I'd rather buy a decent pair of Allen Edmonds (or similar) that I can wear more than once a year. Unless your unit is extra retarded so long as they aren't scuffed or blue or something you'll be ok. If they say something just promise to replace them.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:07
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gently caress that, ask them why the shoes are wrong and have them read that section of 670-1 verbatim outloud to your face and then give them an incredulous shrugging look once I got a Generation Kill-esque asschewing for growing a mustache at JRTC even though I meticulously groomed it so it would be 100% in-regs. Some people just hate fun. I pretended not to know what the fart sergeant was talking about when he said "are you loving with me? you have a problem with authority don't you?" even though I instantly knew he was talking about my upper lip. When it comes to 670-1, even when you're right, you're wrong. Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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Apr 9, 2014 21:15
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I had someone give me poo poo about my glasses one time. They were just regular glasses, but he tried saying they were not authorized because they were "faddish". I just decided to act really incredulous and accused him of calling my glasses "faggish". It worked and it took all the wind out of his sails and had him back pedaling like crazy.
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Apr 9, 2014 21:46
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No haircut for six weeks. Can't remember the last time I was clean shaven. I ran today for the first time in a long time because, sadly, this is going to end soon. On the other hand, I do like money. Anyone have any suggestions for poo poo to see and do in the DC/VA/MD area?
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Apr 9, 2014 23:28
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Signaleer posted:No haircut for six weeks. Can't remember the last time I was clean shaven. I ran today for the first time in a long time because, sadly, this is going to end soon. On the other hand, I do like money. Anyone have any suggestions for poo poo to see and do in the DC/VA/MD area? Air and Space Museum is dope
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Apr 9, 2014 23:32
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Delizin posted:I had someone give me poo poo about my glasses one time. They were just regular glasses, but he tried saying they were not authorized because they were "faddish". I just decided to act really incredulous and accused him of calling my glasses "faggish". It worked and it took all the wind out of his sails and had him back pedaling like crazy. The word faddish means whatever the biggest dickhead in charge wants it to.
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Apr 10, 2014 01:36
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Gotta love getting PCS orders changed 3 weeks before leaving. The Army is now sending me to
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Apr 10, 2014 02:15
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Signaleer posted:No haircut for six weeks. Can't remember the last time I was clean shaven. I ran today for the first time in a long time because, sadly, this is going to end soon. On the other hand, I do like money. Anyone have any suggestions for poo poo to see and do in the DC/VA/MD area? Visit the NSA museum. Tour civil war sites.
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Apr 10, 2014 02:30
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Aranan posted:Gotta love getting PCS orders changed 3 weeks before leaving. The Army is now sending me to Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. Sorry you got so boned, dude.
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Apr 10, 2014 03:00
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I hear all sorts of horror stories about it, but the place can't be that bad. Anyone know cool stuff to do in the area?
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Apr 10, 2014 03:07
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It's Cherry Blossom season right now in DC, so you can pack into a metro car with a bunch of fat midwesterners and tour Arlington National Cemetery. I recommend going up to Annapolis since it isn't tourist season there yet.
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Apr 10, 2014 03:09
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Cole posted:his bat CSM found out about his SA account and told his bat commander and he got in trouble so he rarely posts here anymore hahaha whoops
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Apr 10, 2014 03:30
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Defleshed posted:hahaha whoops I refuse to believe this. No CSM knows how to use a computer.
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Apr 10, 2014 03:31
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Martello posted:That's not actually the case you silly bastard. I actually just got kinda bored of keeping up with all the threads. This one and the dogs and food are the only two I still subscribe to. psydude posted:I refuse to believe this. No CSM knows how to use a computer. Defleshed posted:hahaha whoops It's on the same page you twats.
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Apr 10, 2014 03:36
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Geirskogul posted:It's on the same page you twats. reading is for faggots
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Apr 10, 2014 03:46
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Geirskogul posted:It's on the same page you twats. I skim sue me.. totally excusable considering the amount of pointless retarded bullshit in this forum
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Apr 10, 2014 03:55
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Mike-o posted:reading is for faggots
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Apr 10, 2014 03:59
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Apr 10, 2014 04:15
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I loving love it OP.
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Apr 10, 2014 05:00
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Geirskogul posted:It's on the same page you twats. I know. I just wanted to make another CSM joke.
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Apr 10, 2014 07:37
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Aranan posted:Gotta love getting PCS orders changed 3 weeks before leaving. The Army is now sending me to That's a king size army boning if ever I've seen one.
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Apr 10, 2014 13:41
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Aranan posted:Gotta love getting PCS orders changed 3 weeks before leaving. The Army is now sending me to
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Apr 10, 2014 15:33
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psydude posted:It's Cherry Blossom season right now in DC, so you can pack into a metro car with a bunch of fat midwesterners and tour Arlington National Cemetery. My wife really wants to go see the blossoms, so I'll be joining the packs of fat tourists in DC this weekend. We're taking the metro in from the Greenbelt station to the northish of town to avoid the parking/driving nightmare. Do you have any recommendations to make it not miserable (besides the obvious one)?
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