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A turkey is a bad person.
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Apr 8, 2014 23:21
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Its loving gone guys.
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Apr 9, 2014 01:12
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Chinatown posted:Its loving gone guys. no, someone said maddie.
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Apr 9, 2014 01:13
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I'm not sure but I think I just saw the plane run across my backyard with a six pack of bud
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The more advanced detectors think they have heard the black box of a plane at least twice today. http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/08/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
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Apr 9, 2014 04:21
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jimmy fallon is going to land the plane at o'hare and we're all gonna laugh about this. get ready
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Apr 9, 2014 13:29
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Chinatown posted:Its loving gone guys. Chinatown, it is apparent that you have lost even more hope and changed your tone. This worries me.
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Apr 9, 2014 13:38
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why is this thread so long anyway
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Apr 9, 2014 13:42
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we've been in the plane this whole time
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Apr 9, 2014 15:58
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I've been hitting the button for the cabin attendant but that bitch still has not made so much as one look towards this area. I hate this airline and hope this plane disappears. Also it seems like this flight has been going on for at least a month.
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Apr 9, 2014 16:20
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we are the airplane, and the airplane is us
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Apr 9, 2014 16:28
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Did they find that stupid plane?
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Apr 9, 2014 16:41
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They've actually found 2 planes, the plot thickens.
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Rod Munch posted:They've actually found 2 planes, the plot thickens. Could it be that the plane went under mitosis??? 
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Apr 9, 2014 17:38
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mstrkrft posted:Could it be that the plane went under mitosis??? Secret Chinese aircraft genetics experiment
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Apr 9, 2014 17:41
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I'm on a plane. I can't complain.
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Apr 9, 2014 18:31
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The black box that is pinging is actually Amelia Earhart's black box. Also, my ping is like 20 ms according to speedtest.net Are they using speedtest.net?
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Apr 9, 2014 19:43
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CNN has the biggest hardon for this plane, if it is found the ratings will fall. Kind of makes you think. Kids stabs up a school, cnn is like gently caress that, the plane is more important. 56 minutes of CNN is literally the plane, it is loving hilarious, in a sad way.
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Apr 9, 2014 19:46
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ewe2 posted:I'm on a plane. I can't complain. At least you know where your plane is.
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Apr 9, 2014 20:54
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To help find the plane, I've flown the same route in microsoft flight simulator three hundred times now, each with a different in-flight failure. Each flight model ended the same.. all passengers dead and the plane on the bottom of the ocean. I've submitted my results to Malaysian airlines and president obama but they have not gotten back to me
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Apr 9, 2014 21:09
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ethanol posted:To help find the plane, I've flown the same route in microsoft flight simulator three hundred times now, each with a different in-flight failure. Each flight model ended the same.. all passengers dead and the plane on the bottom of the ocean. I've submitted my results to Malaysian airlines and president obama but they have not gotten back to me they'll pay attention to you if you do 9/11 runs and send them to obeezy
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Ironed Idol posted:CNN has the biggest hardon for this plane, if it is found the ratings will fall. If they find the plane, CNN will be crushed as they won't have anything left to report. Poor CNN.
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ewe2 posted:I'm on a plane. I can't complain. Don't be insane. Get on a train!
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Apr 10, 2014 02:15
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ewe2 posted:I'm on a plane. I can't complain. Somewhere I have heard this before
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I was listening to a report on the search for the missing plane yesterday and the expert they were speaking to explained that the boat which found the pings is using a 'ping locater' device which is one the end of a 3000m (1.8 mile) long cable. The ocean is approximately 4500m (2.7 miles) deep and at the bottom of the ocean is a 20m (65 feet) deep layer of silt in which the plane could theoretically be buried. So even after locating the ping (or 'a ping' at least) there is still these immense obstacles that need to be overcome while trying to locate the plane. In summation, Chinatown posted:Its gone guys.
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Apr 10, 2014 02:22
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It fell into the Mariana Trench.
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SweetKarma posted:It fell into the Mariana Trench. wrong ocean, but nice try anyway it actually fell into the Laurentian Abyss
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You are both wrong, it is in the Challenger Deep, Mariana Trench.. yes, in the wrong ocean.
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cyberia posted:The ocean is approximately 4500m (2.7 miles) deep and at the bottom of the ocean is a 20m (65 feet) deep layer of silt in which the plane could theoretically be buried. They found the Air France 447 boxes about 2 years after it went down, but they knew where it was pretty quickly. I imagine if they find the actual crash location they'll eventually get the boxes. I've been wondering lately though if the boxes are solid state or tape/magnetic storage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447
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Apr 10, 2014 02:51
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I like how they always say air travel is statistically the safest but then when it does go wrong it's like loving goddamn horrible bad
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Yeah that's my favourite bit about flight as well, yeah, I agree. Thanks for pointing out that inconsistency. Awesome. Gets me all giggly. EDIT: teehee
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Apr 10, 2014 03:26
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yeah like i'm going to spend 30 minutes aware of my impending death when the odds catch me driving on 35 mph roads to the airport
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Apr 10, 2014 03:28
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No one has looked for the plane on top of a mountain and I'd like to call for a class action suit on behalf of myself and other people
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Apr 10, 2014 03:31
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angerbot posted:No one has looked for the plane on top of a mountain and I'd like to call for a class action suit on behalf of myself and other people I still stand by my theory that it's on some mountain top in Nepal.
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Apr 10, 2014 03:31
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Its...gone, guys.
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Apr 10, 2014 03:35
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angerbot posted:No one has looked for the plane on top of a mountain and I'd like to call for a class action suit on behalf of myself and other people You must be some dumb Noah movie tie-in. Noah 2: A Plane full of Asians
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Apr 10, 2014 03:36
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Chinatown posted:Its...gone, guys. where did it go china town
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DEAR RICHARD posted:The black box that is pinging is actually Amelia Earhart's black box. I know a few things about Amelia Earhart's black box, ama.
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This may have been said already; It's on Diego Garcia bring repainted. It will then go thru a time-portal piloted by advanced android sex-dolls and be the first plane to strike the WTC on 9-11-01. It's a ploy by the Zionist/Military Industrial Complex/Republican conglomerate to initiate over a decade of war (more)in the Middle East. The passengers (most of them) are going thru another time portal warp back to the 1800's where they will work on the railroads in the Western part of the USA. That is a ploy by the Union Pacific/Robber Baron/Evil Mustache Twirly Men to build the Transcontinental Railroad.
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