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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

i'm a fool, how did i not look for this first?

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Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe
if i won the lottery i would give a million pairs of cargo shorts and hawaiian shirts to homeless shelters or whoever clothes them. then the hobos would look like they were on vacation and brighten everyone's day

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Oppenheimer posted:

if i won the lottery i would give a million pairs of cargo shorts and hawaiian shirts to homeless shelters or whoever clothes them. then the hobos would look like they were on vacation and brighten everyone's day

do it with abercrombie and fitch clothes instead

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Sweevo posted:

do it with abercrombie and fitch clothes instead

cruel and unusual punishment is forbidden by the constitution

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

its to piss off the prick who owns a&f

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

hubris.height posted:

cruel and unusual punishment is forbidden by the constitution

yeah but it's okay if they're poors and/or criminals

see: sheriff joe

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
frog fractions 2 (a good kickstarter) got funded, hooray https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/475057068/frog-fractions-2

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

well you'll get that when you build your house on an indian burial ground

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
MENU

• Chili-Cheese Dog-$3.50- .chili,cheese, onions,mustard
• Southern Style Slaw Dog-$3.75- .chili dog with Mama’s home made fresh cole slaw
• The Main Street Griller..-$3.50--grilled cola-onions,and spicy mustard
• The Memphis BBQ Dog- $3.75- .Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ , onions
o The Pickens Co. Tornado -$4.75--it’s good And Messy…eat it with a fork…chili, cheese,slaw,spicy mustard,grilled cola-onions…piled high
• Polish dog -$4.75—…your choice of condiments on the table
The Doobiest Maximas -$6.50— polish Dog loaded with grilled kraut, onions,ground beef, and special sauce…piled high
• The Godfather --$5.99- Italian beef sandwich with au jus get it wet-dry- or soaked

• DOOBIE BURGER -$4.50-/ADD CHEESE $.50.. BACON.$ .75..Chili-.50
• Fries..$1.80.4oz-----Chili Cheese Fries-$3.00 W/ONIONS
• Famous Frito Pie---$4.99-chili on a bed of Frito lay corn chips/with cheese

Ice Cold beverages--$ 1.50 20oz…
Tasha’s home brewed Sweet Tea..$1.50
Coke--$1.25-- 8oz bottles
I.B.C. ROOT-BEER $ 1.50 IN THE BOTTLE Chips---$ .75

• DESSERT- Cake or Pie of the day $1.50

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

poisoned pie posted:

• Famous Frito Pie---$4.99-chili on a bed of Frito lay corn chips/with cheese

cruncha muncha cruncha muncha

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

poisoned pie posted:

MENU

• Chili-Cheese Dog-$3.50- .chili,cheese, onions,mustard
• Southern Style Slaw Dog-$3.75- .chili dog with Mama’s home made fresh cole slaw
• The Main Street Griller..-$3.50--grilled cola-onions,and spicy mustard
• The Memphis BBQ Dog- $3.75- .Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ , onions
o The Pickens Co. Tornado -$4.75--it’s good And Messy…eat it with a fork…chili, cheese,slaw,spicy mustard,grilled cola-onions…piled high
• Polish dog -$4.75—…your choice of condiments on the table
The Doobiest Maximas -$6.50— polish Dog loaded with grilled kraut, onions,ground beef, and special sauce…piled high
• The Godfather --$5.99- Italian beef sandwich with au jus get it wet-dry- or soaked

• DOOBIE BURGER -$4.50-/ADD CHEESE $.50.. BACON.$ .75..Chili-.50
• Fries..$1.80.4oz-----Chili Cheese Fries-$3.00 W/ONIONS
• Famous Frito Pie---$4.99-chili on a bed of Frito lay corn chips/with cheese

Ice Cold beverages--$ 1.50 20oz…
Tasha’s home brewed Sweet Tea..$1.50
Coke--$1.25-- 8oz bottles
I.B.C. ROOT-BEER $ 1.50 IN THE BOTTLE Chips---$ .75

• DESSERT- Cake or Pie of the day $1.50

has he figured out where to buy hotdogs yet?

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

Sweevo posted:

has he figured out where to buy hotdogs yet?

probably from school lunch ladies

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

poisoned pie posted:

MENU

• Chili-Cheese Dog-$3.50- .chili,cheese, onions,mustard
• Southern Style Slaw Dog-$3.75- .chili dog with Mama’s home made fresh cole slaw
• The Main Street Griller..-$3.50--grilled cola-onions,and spicy mustard
• The Memphis BBQ Dog- $3.75- .Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ , onions
o The Pickens Co. Tornado -$4.75--it’s good And Messy…eat it with a fork…chili, cheese,slaw,spicy mustard,grilled cola-onions…piled high
• Polish dog -$4.75—…your choice of condiments on the table
The Doobiest Maximas -$6.50— polish Dog loaded with grilled kraut, onions,ground beef, and special sauce…piled high
• The Godfather --$5.99- Italian beef sandwich with au jus get it wet-dry- or soaked

• DOOBIE BURGER -$4.50-/ADD CHEESE $.50.. BACON.$ .75..Chili-.50
• Fries..$1.80.4oz-----Chili Cheese Fries-$3.00 W/ONIONS
• Famous Frito Pie---$4.99-chili on a bed of Frito lay corn chips/with cheese

Ice Cold beverages--$ 1.50 20oz…
Tasha’s home brewed Sweet Tea..$1.50
Coke--$1.25-- 8oz bottles
I.B.C. ROOT-BEER $ 1.50 IN THE BOTTLE Chips---$ .75

• DESSERT- Cake or Pie of the day $1.50

wait if for the polish dog the condiments are up to the customer what's to stop someone from getting a differnt one and adding onto it

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

its almost like he hasn't thought this through

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Miley Virus posted:

wait if for the polish dog the condiments are up to the customer what's to stop someone from getting a differnt one and adding onto it

the men and women of Reform, Alabama have integrity.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Miley Virus posted:

wait if for the polish dog the condiments are up to the customer what's to stop someone from getting a differnt one and adding onto it

why does "polish" mean "whatever you find laying around"?

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Vicas posted:

cruncha muncha cruncha muncha

please dont associate the frito pie with that loving jingle

frito pies are goddamned delicious

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

uncurable mlady posted:

frito pies are goddamned delicious

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

uncurable mlady posted:

please dont associate the frito pie with that loving jingle

frito pies are goddamned delicious

i would like a frito pie

please

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
fritos are really salty and bad

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

are "cola-onions" what they sound like?

:barf:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

stoutfish posted:

fritos are really salty and bad

i got something really salty for ya

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
and bad.

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

BooLoo posted:

and bad.

please wash your testicules

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

prefect posted:

why does "polish" mean "whatever you find laying around"?

racism.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

poisoned pie posted:

MENU

• Chili-Cheese Dog-$3.50- .chili,cheese, onions,mustard
• Southern Style Slaw Dog-$3.75- .chili dog with Mama’s home made fresh cole slaw
• The Main Street Griller..-$3.50--grilled cola-onions,and spicy mustard
• The Memphis BBQ Dog- $3.75- .Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ , onions
o The Pickens Co. Tornado -$4.75--it’s good And Messy…eat it with a fork…chili, cheese,slaw,spicy mustard,grilled cola-onions…piled high
• Polish dog -$4.75—…your choice of condiments on the table
The Doobiest Maximas -$6.50— polish Dog loaded with grilled kraut, onions,ground beef, and special sauce…piled high
• The Godfather --$5.99- Italian beef sandwich with au jus get it wet-dry- or soaked

• DOOBIE BURGER -$4.50-/ADD CHEESE $.50.. BACON.$ .75..Chili-.50
• Fries..$1.80.4oz-----Chili Cheese Fries-$3.00 W/ONIONS
• Famous Frito Pie---$4.99-chili on a bed of Frito lay corn chips/with cheese

Ice Cold beverages--$ 1.50 20oz…
Tasha’s home brewed Sweet Tea..$1.50
Coke--$1.25-- 8oz bottles
I.B.C. ROOT-BEER $ 1.50 IN THE BOTTLE Chips---$ .75

• DESSERT- Cake or Pie of the day $1.50
i'm the ellipses in the goddamn menu

prefect posted:

why does "polish" mean "whatever you find laying around"?
i think he means polish sausage, maybe kielbasa? :shobon:

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

i'm the lack of a plain hotdog

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

i'm the lack of a plain hotdog

looks like someone can't appreciate artisinal handcrafted bespoke hotdogs

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

yo stoutfish sometimes you gotta appreciate the simple hotdogs in life, with only the finest emulsified sausage and bespoke wood-oven-baked sesame buns

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

doob please

doob

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
someone kickstart me a plane ticket to alabama and ill go sell rollover hotdogs in a shack next to the doghouse and put him out of business before he even opens

http://a.pomf.se/uwtmuk.webm

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Apr 11, 2014

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Valeyard posted:

someone kickstart me a plane ticket to alabama and ill go sell rollover hotdogs in a shack next to the doghouse and put him out of business before he even opens

that would require living in the south

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Sweevo posted:

are "cola-onions" what they sound like?

:barf:

cook kielbasa, peppers and onions with a bottle of mexicola and it's pretty good

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Sweevo posted:

are "cola-onions" what they sound like?

:barf:

if they sound like onions cooked in cheap soda then yes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

poisoned pie posted:

Tasha’s home brewed Sweet Tea..$1.50

ew

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i think he means polish sausage, maybe kielbasa? :shobon:

this is what polish dog means yes

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Hound

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008


Doctor Honk i expected better of you, hounds are not dogs.

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