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Gyshall posted:Ultimate Shrek Fan got a no-polish manicure and made his neighbor swear not to tell anyone. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I just watched the episode with kathy griffin's one woman play. It made me realize just how much I hate kathy griffin. She ruined that episode. To cease and desist on behalf of my client: Ultimate Shrek Fan. Signed, Crybaby Ultimate Shrek Fan's Mod. Ok...but I got two words for you, Ultimate Shrek Fan: Beep! You!
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Apr 10, 2014 16:20
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Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat gently caress.
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Apr 10, 2014 16:21
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I said SWEEP together!
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Apr 10, 2014 16:24
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Electromax posted:I said SWEEP together! She says, oh boy... "Love to."
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Apr 10, 2014 16:29
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Electromax posted:I said SWEEP together! Yeah she's a B.L. (even if they did say 'sweep', they were clearly flirting and planning to hang out after the party, so George was right to be suspicious. sweep/sleep, the implication is the same in that situation)
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Apr 10, 2014 16:51
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It's hard to capture the scene with a quote, but the bit where Jerry and George are discussing a plan for her lip-reading skills at dinner while trying to surreptitiously cover their lips is one of the more masterful subtle physical comedy routines in the show. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYZClMeQcOw "She's not a novelty act, George, where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvahs!"
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Apr 10, 2014 17:26
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Supreme Allah posted:Yeah she's a B.L. You know, I think all these interviews are making you nuts.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:03
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You know I think you're both mentally ill.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:23
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Oh yes, quite. Of course, it's a sliding scale.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:28
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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:54
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Oh Jerry, I should be buying you presents.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:58
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Coffee And Pie posted:Oh Jerry, I should be buying you presents. What does that mean? 
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Apr 10, 2014 18:59
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Coffee And Pie posted:Oh Jerry, I should be buying you presents. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death... which is not far off by the way.
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Apr 10, 2014 19:05
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SKIN cancer..! 
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Apr 10, 2014 19:16
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Red posted:What does that mean? Mr Cohen always here.
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Apr 10, 2014 19:17
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"I, stratdax, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Sumpreme Allah to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
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Apr 10, 2014 19:28
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Hey, nip! NSFW for a bit of buttcrack
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Apr 10, 2014 19:31
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Gyshall posted:Hey, nip!
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Apr 10, 2014 19:40
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stratdax posted:"I, stratdax, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Sumpreme Allah to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." You got a pint of Kramer in ya buddy! 
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stratdax posted:"I, stratdax, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Sumpreme Allah to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." Yank it like yer starting a mower.
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Apr 10, 2014 22:14
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Yankee Bean. Yankee Bean. I, love my Yankee Bean!
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Apr 10, 2014 22:24
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Who put cookies in his mouth?
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Apr 10, 2014 22:40
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:You got a pint of Kramer in ya buddy! 
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Apr 10, 2014 22:44
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Gyshall posted:Yankee Bean. Yankee Bean. I, love my Yankee Bean! Uh, tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!
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Apr 10, 2014 22:50
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Supreme Allah posted:Mr Cohen always here. Cartwright!
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Apr 10, 2014 23:49
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Mouse Cadet posted:Cartwright! I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.
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Apr 11, 2014 00:30
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Kramer's facial expressions just kill me here.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Does anyone have a gif of George from The Marine Biologist when he pulls out the titleist? I wouldn't mind a gif of George waving his arms around like a monkey when he chews out the guy who took the name "T-Bone".
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Red posted:I wouldn't mind a gif of George waving his arms around like a monkey when he chews out the guy who took the name "T-Bone". Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Does anyone have a gif of George from The Marine Biologist when he pulls out the titleist? Why must you always be the focal point of attention? Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?
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Apr 11, 2014 17:54
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Capt. Sticl posted:Why must you always be the focal point of attention? Why can't you just be? Why can't you live? drat, locked myself out of my office again. Well, I'm going home. 
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potee posted:drat, locked myself out of my office again. Hello potee, TMMadman. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Why must you always be the focal point of attention? Why can't you just be? Why can't you live? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?
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Apr 11, 2014 19:43
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This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!
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Apr 11, 2014 19:58
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Hank Morgan posted:Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. Yeah, that's what you did. 
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Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd be pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Yesterday, I'm a volcano - I try one more call, the machine comes on, and fly like Mussolini from the balcony! "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up! I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face!"
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Does anyone have a gif of George from The Marine Biologist when he pulls out the titleist? First try at making a gif, wasn't sure best way to get it under 2MB so I lowered quality and deleted every other frame. Looks kind of fast now:  Try number 2: 
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A hole-in-one, huh?
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