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Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

AndyElusive posted:

What's the story behind this?

Anus stretched.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Len posted:

The joke is that it's sold out. That means people actually bought what appears to be a knock off iPod shuffle.

Of course they did. No actual Wal-Mart or Sams Club employee could ever afford a real iPod Shuffle.

Bloody Hedgehog has a new favorite as of 03:17 on Apr 11, 2014

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Of course they did. No actual Wal-Mart or Sams Club employee could ever afford a real iPod Shuffle.

The pay isn't THAT bad.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






Len posted:

The pay isn't THAT bad.

This is the internet. It has decided that Wal*Mart is Evil. Don't bother trying to convince people that it's not. They never listen. Remember: The Internet don't care about facts.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Jesus christ man, I did not want to see that.

I sure did. :hawaaaafap:



And now I'm unreasonably angry as well.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Anybody know who this is? :fap:

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Anybody know who this is? :fap:

I think it's Mary or something, I don't know, they all blend together.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


e: nevermind, this isn't the place

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

turnways posted:

I think it's Mary or something, I don't know, they all blend together.

This whole thing just has me seeing red.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Phlegmish posted:

Oh, so that's how they did it. Ugh.
Look at the pizza, nimrod.

Jummy
Jun 14, 2007

Oh, my love, my darling.

Kheldarn posted:




This is the internet. It has decided that Wal*Mart is Evil. Don't bother trying to convince people that it's not. They never listen. Remember: The Internet don't care about facts.

Wal*Mart does a pretty good job of proving this on its own every single day.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others!

The lower dog looks so ashamed.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
It's like someone had to summarize Animal Farm with one image.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

APEX PREDATOR

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Jummy posted:

Wal*Mart does a pretty good job of proving this on its own every single day.

Why on earth do all you people include the star when you type walmart

VVV I know that, I just don't get why anyone would bother typing it out that way.

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burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

YellerBill posted:

Why on earth do all you people include the star when you type walmart

'cause that's the name of the store, chief.

Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.
During orientation when I was hired there, I was told that the proper way to write it is "Walmart."

I have no idea why they felt it was necessary to include that in orientation.

Unrelated:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DrProsek posted:

'cause that's the name of the store, chief.

Corporate shill spotted!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

DrProsek posted:

'cause that's the name of the store, chief.



They don't deserve that sort of respect.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

VendaGoat posted:

Corporate shill spotted!

:colbert: just appreciating a store's awful logo, certainly no love for Walmart from me.

Anyway, here's the noblest of steeds: the pug.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




DrProsek posted:

Anyway, here's the noblest of steeds: the pug.


When she asked for a pony, this isn't what she wanted.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

DrProsek posted:

:colbert: just appreciating a store's awful logo, certainly no love for Walmart from me.

Anyway, here's the noblest of steeds: the pug.




Although I like when he first finds the pug better, since it has the eyes staring in different directions:
Since I can't remember if we are allowed to post comic panels in the funny images thread: http://comicattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/BattlePug-1.jpg

I found it at this site: http://comicattack.net/2012/03/mikenortonbattlepuginterview/
although I'm pretty sure it's also on Mike Norton's site, since I think it's a webcomic, but I'm lazy.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It is indeed a webcomic, and if you're too lazy to read Battlepug, there's something badly wrong with you. Be advised that some pages are somewhat :nws: though.

Naw. I've read it in the past, I was just too lazy to find the site tonight.

Bored has a new favorite as of 10:07 on Apr 11, 2014

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
It is indeed a webcomic, and if you're too lazy to read Battlepug, there's something badly wrong with you. Be advised that some pages are somewhat :nws: though.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Anybody know who this is? :fap:

I'd also like to know... For research purposes. :heysexy:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bored posted:

Since I can't remember if we are allowed to post comic panels in the funny images thread
I'm pretty sure if it's funny, it's good.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Is Walmart the American Tesco?

Edison was a dick
Apr 3, 2010

direct current :roboluv: only

steinrokkan posted:

Is Walmart the American Tesco?

No, it's the American ASDA, but more popular.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


beato posted:

I'd also like to know... For research purposes. :heysexy:

Mary Worth.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Edison was a dick posted:

No, it's the American ASDA, but more popular.

And somehow even worse because at least in britain people who work at asda can generally afford to eat food and have the NHS for healthcare.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Edison was a dick posted:

No, it's the American ASDA, but more popular.

In case anyone doesn't know this is literally the case as Walmart bought ASDA.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Aramoro posted:

In case anyone doesn't know this is literally the case as Walmart bought ASDA.

I wonder why they'd purchase the American Surface Divers Association?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What is American Sainsbury's?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
American Tesco is 'Fresh and Easy'. Before they pulled out, as it was losing money.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Kheldarn posted:

This is the internet. It has decided that Wal*Mart is Evil. Don't bother trying to convince people that it's not. They never listen. Remember: The Internet don't care about facts.

This is the dumbest post.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


TheBigAristotle posted:

This is the dumbest post.

It's true though. This is a poo poo job but it isn't as poo poo as everyone makes it out to be. There's far worse jobs you could work while attended college.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

In case anyone hasn't heard the story of that sign yet:

quote:

On November 2012, the prank sign was created by local artist Viktor Briestensky as a light-hearted reference to Reclining Figure, a public art piece by Michael Dennis installed in Guelph Park in 1991.

Vancouver Park Board staff removed the sign, however local resident Dustin Bromley launched an online petition to save the sign and after 1,500 signatures of support, the Parks Board decided to reinstall the sign permanently at the park on Feb 27, 2014 because it celebrates the unique characteristics of the park and neighbouring community. The sign is located on the south west corner of the park.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice


dudechilling.jpg Reclining Figure

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Len posted:

It's true though. This is a poo poo job but it isn't as poo poo as everyone makes it out to be. There's far worse jobs you could work while attended college.

Huh. Well I'm convinced now

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Len posted:

It's true though. This is a poo poo job but it isn't as poo poo as everyone makes it out to be. There's far worse jobs you could work while attended college.

Uh, excuse me. It is a known FACT that Walmart is the worst thing in the world, for continually moving reasons.

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Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007
Why are there people defending walmart in this topic.

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