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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Sergio Agueros son and Maradona's grandson scores a goal in training

http://instagram.com/p/mpkOFEh7ef/

pretty cute

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Maradona's grandson growing up with a Manchester accent is an odd notion.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Is the pressure on that kid greater or worse than on Zidanes do you reckon?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Total Meatlove posted:

Is the pressure on that kid greater or worse than on Zidanes do you reckon?

Given the fact that he is five years old I would assume the latter

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

lol im dying at this

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Suarez is a monster







Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pjliE37ENY

how about this lads eh

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:

That chants so bad Arsenal could have made it

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
I forgot about this and it's pretty funny.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

WE ARE
WE ARE
VERY GOOD AT SOCCER

YOU ARE
YOU ARE
NOT VERY GOOD AT SOCCER

U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.

feel free to hire me, american clubs mls

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

R. Mute posted:

WE ARE
WE ARE
VERY GOOD AT SOCCER

YOU ARE
YOU ARE
NOT VERY GOOD AT SOCCER

U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.

feel free to hire me, american clubs mls

"And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...."

Very inventive over there in the Barclays British Premiere League of UK Soccer Football.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Baldo di Gregorio posted:

Suarez is a monster




This was an after drill "reward" for winning whatever practice competition we were doing that day.

We called it "Butts up," does that mean you call it "Fannies up" in England?

It's also hard to describe without sounding really gay.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Baller Witness Bro posted:

"And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...."

Very inventive over there in the Barclays British Premiere League of UK Soccer Football.

northward posted:

That chants so bad Arsenal could have made it

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

TasmanianX posted:

This was an after drill "reward" for winning whatever practice competition we were doing that day.

We called it "Butts up," does that mean you call it "Fannies up" in England?

It's also hard to describe without sounding really gay.

It's called red arse but there are local variations.

Ming the Merciless
Aug 10, 2005
You're a beard with an idiot hanging off of it.

TasmanianX posted:

This was an after drill "reward" for winning whatever practice competition we were doing that day.

We called it "Butts up," does that mean you call it "Fannies up" in England?

It's also hard to describe without sounding really gay.

Fanny means something completely different in England fyi.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He'll pass the ball 40 yards,
He's big and he's f***ing hard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...

This site is golden.

http://fanchants.co.uk/football-team/liverpool/

Are these loving real? I can't believe posters in TRP made fun of US chants with half the poo poo written here hahaha. These are embarrassingly bad.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

TasmanianX posted:

This was an after drill "reward" for winning whatever practice competition we were doing that day.

We called it "Butts up," does that mean you call it "Fannies up" in England?

It's also hard to describe without sounding really gay.
We call it "Bare arse" or sometimes "red arse".

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




northward posted:

That chants so bad Arsenal could have made it

It's because it's not even originally from football: it was a basketball chant made famous by San Diego State supporters (for reference, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTYerSPws8) and it's about as stupid as the loving American Outlaws/the PNW people that enjoy cosplaying as actual ultrį.

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Apr 11, 2014

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Baller Witness Bro posted:

I can't believe posters in TRP made fun of US chants with half the poo poo written here hahaha.
Nice meltdown.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Ming the Merciless posted:

Fanny means something completely different in England fyi.

There are a billion names for that, why did you need another.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Baller Witness Bro posted:

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He'll pass the ball 40 yards,
He's big and he's f***ing hard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard...

This site is golden.

http://fanchants.co.uk/football-team/liverpool/

Are these loving real? I can't believe posters in TRP made fun of US chants with half the poo poo written here hahaha. These are embarrassingly bad.
What are the good US chants?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TasmanianX posted:

There are a billion names for that, why did you need another.

Because


Edit ^^^ no trick questions!

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

8raz posted:

What are the good US chants?

"we don't do that here"

*wheeze x10 under breath toward a man making fun of the opposition's fat keeper*

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

8raz posted:

What are the good US chants?

My personal favorite has always been:


U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Suqit posted:

My personal favorite has always been:


U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
Isn't it just incidental that a game of "football" is being played in proximity?

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

8raz posted:

Isn't it just incidental that a game of "football" is being played in proximity?

lol

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



8raz posted:

What are the good US chants?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
http://gfycat.com/FairReasonableFairybluebird

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Do rival MLS teams actually have specific chants for each other or do they just chant USA the loudest to show who is the proudest American?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Suqit posted:

My personal favorite has always been:


U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

pffff, totally derivative of

Chelsea
Chelsea
Chelsea
Chelsea

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

The only chant that I'm pretty sure originated in America is based off this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ

On attacking corner kicks, and the occassional set piece.

EVERYBODY Shot shots shotsshots shot shot
shotshotshotshot shots
Shot shot shots shot shot shots shotsshots shot shot shots EVERYBODY

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
Did seven nation army start off as a chant in America?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ravel posted:

Did seven nation army start off as a chant in America?

Nope, the Belgians apparently did it first and then Roma/Italy fans took it for Totti.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Ravel posted:

Did seven nation army start off as a chant in America?

It was Club Brugge's goaltune for like 10 years. Got picked up when we were away to Roma once.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

How about all those variations on When The Saints Go Marching In?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

R. Mute posted:

How about all those variations on When The Saints Go Marching In?

No one does it better than Spurs supporters because they slow it way the gently caress down and it sounds awesome

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

pffff, totally derivative of

Chelsea
Chelsea
Chelsea
Chelsea

Shamelessly stolen from

United
United
United

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Baldo di Gregorio posted:

No one does it better than Spurs supporters because they slow it way the gently caress down and it sounds awesome

I like it when they yell "Yid Army" and Parliament makes a face.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

belgend posted:

It was Club Brugge's goaltune for like 10 years. Got picked up when we were away to Roma once.

So it's like a hazardous disease.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

8raz posted:

What are the good US chants?

quote:

We're respectful, and your teams good!
We're respectful, and your teams good!
We're respectful, and your teams good!
We're respectful, and your teams good!
We're respectful, and your teams good!

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