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Drink-Mix Man posted:I like the way the blush brings out my cheekbones, but it's not worth it! Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
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WE ARE WATCHING FXX.
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Deviant posted:WE ARE WATCHING FXX. Huh? What is this crap? FXX Broadcasting. Down 8. 
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Psychotic Puggle posted:Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.  That's It, I'm outta here.
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Apr 10, 2014 20:56
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mrfart posted:
Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography  .
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Ainsley McTree posted:It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography I don't know what you have planned for tonight, Ainsley, but count me out.
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Apr 10, 2014 21:22
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Ainsley McTree posted:It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography Ooo, erotic cakes...
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.
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Apr 10, 2014 22:55
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Who is that? Maggie? Grandpa? My seldom seen half brother Herb?
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Jerusalem posted:Who is that? Maggie? Grandpa? My seldom seen half brother Herb? We have three grampas already!
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Jerusalem posted:Who is that? Maggie? Grandpa? My seldom seen half brother Herb? I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often. Um, Bart-Bart.
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Tokelau All Star posted:We have three grampas already! Faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
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IMJack posted:Ooo, erotic cakes... 
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Why would anyone want to touch a guy's butt? That's where cooties come from!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Why would anyone want to touch a guy's butt? That's where cooties come from! Drink-Mix Man, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection.
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MondayHotDog posted:Drink-Mix Man, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection. But first, all detention students will be punished with a trip to the principal's office for head lice inspection.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:But first, all detention students will be punished with a trip to the principal's office for head lice inspection. What if they're dead, Sir?
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Writer Cath posted:What if they're dead, Sir? Then we'll ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Cath! Freedom!
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MondayHotDog posted:Then we'll ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Cath! Freedom! I'm gonna haul rear end to Lollapalooza!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut. Now now there's no need to lie here. Save that for the courtroom!
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Skeesix posted:Now now there's no need to lie here. Save that for the courtroom! Works on contingency? No, money down!
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mrfart posted:
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Works on contingency? No, money down! $20? I wanted a peanut 
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Skeesix posted:Now now there's no need to lie here. Save that for the courtroom! Hey...you're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you?
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TMMadman posted:Hey...you're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you? DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!
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TMMadman posted:Hey...you're not just impersonating a pilot so you can drink here, are you? I keep telling you I'm not a pilot!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:But first, all detention students will be punished with a trip to the principal's office for head lice inspection. Awww, jeez. There's always a line.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:But first, all detention students will be punished with a trip to the principal's office for head lice inspection.  Is this story going somewhere?
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Deviant posted:I keep telling you I'm not a pilot! And I keep telling you, you fly-boys crack me up! 
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ShaqDiesel posted:
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Ainsley McTree posted:i sleep in a drawer! Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick! Wesley, fetch mama's prying board.
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Ainsley McTree posted:i sleep in a drawer! can't sleep, clown will eat me
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This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there...
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oldskool posted:This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there... D'oh?
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oldskool posted:This elevator only goes to the basement! And someone made an awful mess down there... My toolshed! 
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