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GymnastyThom
Nov 26, 2005
Do you smell something? You know what that reminds me of? That smells like.. vampire shit.

Trainmonk posted:

Why are there people defending walmart in this topic.

Because goons are the worst.

GymnastyThom has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Apr 11, 2014

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Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Trainmonk posted:

Why are there people defending walmart in this topic.

Because that's probably where said goons get their precious snacks. It is hallowed ground.


Edit: a pic that may or may not be from this very same thread

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Krowley posted:

Because that's probably where said goons get their precious snacks. It is hallowed ground.


Edit: a pic that may or may not be from this very same thread


I had this printer. The ink lasted a good 4 years without needing replacement. A Good Printer

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Len posted:

It's true though. This is a poo poo job but it isn't as poo poo as everyone makes it out to be. There's far worse jobs you could work while attended college.

Don't be a stupid motherfucker. People don't say walmart is evil because it's not fun to work there. It is a ridiculously huge and powerful company that fucks over practically everybody.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
A&E just released the results of the Top 10 Places to Discuss Walmart survey. This thread wasn't among them. Try again next year.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
To be fair it was like tied for fourteenth.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Krowley posted:

Because that's probably where said goons get their precious snacks. It is hallowed ground.


Edit: a pic that may or may not be from this very same thread


I remember this story. He carried that printer for miles then didn't even get laid! So horrible.

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Trent posted:




Don't be a stupid motherfucker. People don't say walmart is evil because it's not fun to work there. It is a ridiculously huge and powerful company that fucks over practically everybody.


Walmart workers can't even buy a loving turkey on their meager wage.
http://www.businessinsider.com/second-walmart-holds-employee-food-drive-2013-11

Unrelated

goon made...I think

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Too bad none of them is holding a banana peel or turtle shell.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

DrBouvenstein posted:



Too bad none of them is holding a banana peel or turtle shell.

They're supposed to pick them up on the track by driving over the item boxes, duh

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:



Too bad none of them is holding a banana peel or turtle shell.

This is teaching a bad lesson about the nature of adulthood to the actual child on the right.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

zoux posted:

This is teaching a bad lesson about the nature of adulthood to the actual child on the right.

That adulthood can be fun too? :downs:

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

DrBouvenstein posted:



Too bad none of them is holding a banana peel or turtle shell.

Those are some pretty rad shades on Wario back there.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

DrBouvenstein posted:



Too bad none of them is holding a banana peel or turtle shell.

Ohh that looks like fun

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Probably just the numerous versions of Wayfarers.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

VendaGoat posted:

That adulthood can be fun too? :downs:

Kids are told that they can be happy and successful, and they don't need that kind of false hope.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

prefect posted:

Kids are told that they can be happy and successful, and they don't need that kind of false hope.

The phrase that produced alcohol.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Shnag posted:

Unrelated

goon made...I think

Man, workers back then sure had it ruff

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Wadda cute widdle scamper! Yes it is! :cthulhu:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

So that's why there was only one trail of toner cartridges in the sand.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



How? Why? :psyduck:

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

The image is flipped. This is the real version

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

BANME.sh posted:

The image is flipped. This is the real version



:gb2reddit: seriously needs to exist.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

BANME.sh posted:

The image is flipped. This is the real version



You flipped it wrong

5er
Jun 1, 2000



I'm more impressed with the tensile strength of those cables.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

5er posted:

I'm more impressed with the tensile strength of those cables.

Pretty sure it's also hung up on the guy wires which are a lot stronger than the transmission lines.

ItalicSquirrels
Feb 15, 2007

What?

5er posted:

I'm more impressed with the tensile strength of those cables.

Eh, I'm not surprised, the car looks like it's just the stock version.

It's not fully loaded :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

5er posted:

I'm more impressed with the tensile strength of those cables.

How about what is holding them to the pole?

The engineering displayed in this picture and what took place to lead to this picture, is amazing.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

VendaGoat posted:

How about what is holding them to the pole?

The engineering displayed in this picture and what took place to lead to this picture, is amazing.

Nacho Cheese-flavored Doritos brand corn chips

mrEkli
Feb 9, 2004
I was there.

Don't think that's Canon.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

davebo posted:

So that's why there was only one trail of toner cartridges in the sand.

Ha!

I decided to do a Google image search for "one set of footprints" and it found some gems.

:black101:


"For it was then that I... well I was too busy to carry you, but I did send this bird..."


There is a reason tourism is down this season.


And she's off to Jesus's panel van, never to be seen again.


"Bear, can we go home now? I'm sleepy."

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
The best Jesus pic:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




My wife's grandmother is in a retirement home that has the unaltered version of this:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Damnit jesus quit stealing my heroin you loving bastard, do you know how much this poo poo costs? It's bad enough that you keep turning all the water in our toilet to wine but now this.

dud root
Mar 30, 2008

DrBouvenstein posted:



Too bad none of them is holding a banana peel or turtle shell.

Is that the same woman who got accosted by a stingray at the beach?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


dud root posted:

Is that the same woman who got accosted by a stingray at the beach?

No, there's a lot of blonde women in the world, as it turns out.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

mrEkli posted:

Don't think that's Canon.

This is what it must be like to suffer as jesus suffered.

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Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Dick Trauma posted:

There is a reason tourism is down this season.


Thought that looked familiar.

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