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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wait, are there two versions of that image? Or the Busey one is zoomed out or something?} The first one posted here was cropped. Maybe someone didn't want cards and handguns associated with drugs and skulls?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Wait, are there two versions of that image? Or the Busey one is zoomed out or something?} Yeah the Busey image is the uncropped version b/w Busey heads.
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Is this anime? I feel like this might be anime. It's in the eyes. 
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mng posted:Coke, whiskey, nun-chucks, heroin, skull, hand prints, door, giant lamp... the guy has it all. AND THEN loving JESUS FUCKS HIS poo poo UP "But during those trying times I only noticed one set of footprints, where were you during those times Lord?" "High as balls man, loving high as balls. You have ANY IDEA how hard it is to walk when you are chasing the dragon? FFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK now quit your bitching cause outta the 2 of us I'm the only one who's been nailed to a big piece of wood. Gimme that dime bag, I'ma loaves and fishes this bitch."
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Haruharuharuko posted:Is this anime? I feel like this might be anime. It's in the eyes. And now in the overheated cab, her one bag beside her on the seat, she felt guilt at this deception, her mother sleeping there behind those darkened windows matted with frost, under the weight of her thirty-five years and the flowered duvet Chia had bought at Nordstrom's. When Chia had been small, her mother had worn her hair in a long braid, its tip skewered with turquoise and abalone and carved bits of bone, like the magical tail of some mythical animal, swaying there for Chia to grab. And the house looked sad, too, as if it regretted her leaving, white paint peeling from the underlying gray of ninety-year-old cedar clapboards. Chia shivered. What if she never came back? "Where to?" the driver said, a black man in a puffy nylon jacket and a flat plaid cap. "SeaTac," Chia said, and pushed her shoulders back into the seat. Pulling out past the old Aeron the neighbors kept up on concrete blocks in the driveway.
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syscall girl posted:And now in the overheated cab, her one bag beside her on the seat, she felt guilt at this deception, her mother sleeping there behind those darkened windows matted with frost, under the weight of her thirty-five years and the flowered duvet Chia had bought at Nordstrom's. When Chia had been small, her mother had worn her hair in a long braid, its tip skewered with turquoise and abalone and carved bits of bone, like the magical tail of some mythical animal, swaying there for Chia to grab. And the house looked sad, too, as if it regretted her leaving, white paint peeling from the underlying gray of ninety-year-old cedar clapboards. Chia shivered. What if she never came back? Goddamn. If this was the meme thread, I'd post the image of the bearded guy nodding.
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Dewgy posted:A single in baseball means you only get to first base. Ah, now it makes sense for everyone who doesn't live in a country afflicted by baseball. Thanks.
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Pharmaskittle posted:Dude has a human skull on his table. Maybe let this one go, Jesus. Most images of Jesus on the cross include a skull somewhere within the frame as a reference to Golgotha, or Adam's skull. It makes sense that a painting about Jesus making a sacrifice for man would throw that in there. Or the dude is a serial killer. Honestly, it could go either way.
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Max posted:Most images of Jesus on the cross include a skull somewhere within the frame as a reference to Golgotha, or Adam's skull. It makes sense that a painting about Jesus making a sacrifice for man would throw that in there. Nah, hes just really cool.
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Scarf posted:The Lord has some pretty sick ink. Yeah, what about Leviticus 19:28?
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A Fucker IRL posted:Nah, hes just really cool. Max has a pretty good point, though.
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syscall girl posted:Max has a pretty good point, though. Jesus is a serial killer, in the same way Charles Manson is.
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Haruharuharuko posted:Is this anime? I feel like this might be anime. It's in the eyes. This is what happens when you put glitzy hubcaps on your chair wheels in a poor  
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cyberia posted:This is what happens when you put glitzy hubcaps on your chair wheels in a poor Hahahaha please tell me they're spinners too that would be too perfect. 
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Zopotantor posted:Yeah, what about Leviticus 19:28? Leviticus 19:28 posted:Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD. Oh man, cool. "I am the LORD." "I AM the Lord."
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Max posted:Most images of Jesus on the cross include a skull somewhere within the frame as a reference to Golgotha, or Adam's skull. It makes sense that a painting about Jesus making a sacrifice for man would throw that in there. I actually thought a skull in Christian-inspired painting is a memento mori.
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Roger Tangerines posted:Oh man, cool. "I am the LORD." "I AM the Lord." "The LORD" is frequently used as a substitute for the tetragrammaton (יהוה, YHWH) following the Jewish practice of never actually speaking the name but using "Adonai" ("Lord") when praying, and HaShem (Hebrew, "the Name") when speaking, or (when written) G-d. The name of God being held sacred, religious Jews are forbidden from discarding any holy object, including anything with the name of God on it. By not writing the actual name of God (or speaking it). In addition to avoiding inadvertently destroying a holy object or having to preserve something that's otherwise inconsequential because the name of God is on it, I imagine there's also a desire to avoid accidentally blaspheming. I know, I know, not funny and not a picture. 
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the jizz taxi posted:I actually thought a skull in Christian-inspired painting is a memento mori. In general, yes. But when you see it next to Jesus doing some sort of sacrifice, it's generally considered a visual stand in for the mountain where he was crucified. 
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Max posted:In general, yes. But when you see it next to Jesus doing some sort of sacrifice, it's generally considered a visual stand in for the mountain where he was crucified. Is... Is that Zappachrist?
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Centripetal Horse posted:Is... Is that Zappachrist? Zappa is both Christ and Zappa, what's the confusion here?
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So Zappa is Christ and Lemmy is God? Who's the physical stand in for the Holy Spirit?
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Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
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DiggityDoink posted:Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. 
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Max posted:Most images of Jesus on the cross include a skull somewhere within the frame as a reference to Golgotha, or Adam's skull. It makes sense that a painting about Jesus making a sacrifice for man would throw that in there. Also the painting is called 'Calvary' because the artist would hate for anyone to miss the obvious. His name is Stephen Sawyer and his website has shitloads more Jesus paintings most of which are also hilarious, such as his multiple paintings of Jesus as an 'undefeated' boxer.  "Get ready for the one two combo of REPENTANCE and FORGIVENESS right in your face, bitch! I'm gonna break your nose with my RIGHTEOUS COMPASSION!"
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AndyElusive posted:gently caress sake. More like No, it's vodka you pleb.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also the painting is called 'Calvary' because the artist would hate for anyone to miss the obvious. His name is Stephen Sawyer and his website has shitloads more Jesus paintings most of which are also hilarious, such as his multiple paintings of Jesus as an 'undefeated' boxer. These are amazing. 80s action movie / thrash metal Jesus is the best Jesus.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also the painting is called 'Calvary' because the artist would hate for anyone to miss the obvious. His name is Stephen Sawyer and his website has shitloads more Jesus paintings most of which are also hilarious, such as his multiple paintings of Jesus as an 'undefeated' boxer. Hahaha holy goddamn that is a sexy white Jesus.
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hamster_style posted:Your reference didn't go unnoticed. That poor guy I could have sworn the goon also installed a hidden camera in her room or something at the same time so that he could watch her sleeping, then got surprised when she discovered it and was angry.  Edit:  "Yes, Jesus, I see the wave. That's very helpful.  ," said David Spade.Note: When I right-clicked view image, I got a message that I needed to email them if I wanted to use the image. I didn't email them.   This would make a sweet magic card. Oh god. These pictures are all so wonderful. There's also one with Jesus looking around to make sure no one is watching him before he breaks into a house. Scarf posted:The Lord has some pretty sick ink.  Edit2: I...I just can't stop looking at these pictures. The artist has also put up his daughter's scribbles for sale. It's $32 for a print by an elementary school child. Bored has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Apr 12, 2014 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"The LORD" is frequently used as a substitute for the tetragrammaton (יהוה, YHWH) following the Jewish practice of never actually speaking the name but using "Adonai" ("Lord") when praying, and HaShem (Hebrew, "the Name") when speaking, or (when written) G-d. The name of God being held sacred, religious Jews are forbidden from discarding any holy object, including anything with the name of God on it. By not writing the actual name of God (or speaking it). In addition to avoiding inadvertently destroying a holy object or having to preserve something that's otherwise inconsequential because the name of God is on it, I imagine there's also a desire to avoid accidentally blaspheming. So you are saying that the Palestinians just need to write the name of the lord on their buildings? Someone should tell them.
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Dr. Lenin posted:Thought that looked familiar. That's a cool painting, but is there a gap at the bottom of the tower to let the sun through, or is the tower simply a figment of his imagination? It could also be a reference to something I don't get.
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That loving Sned posted:That's a cool painting, but is there a gap at the bottom of the tower to let the sun through, or is the tower simply a figment of his imagination? Dark Tower series I think.
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I can't be the only person in the world who hates the gently caress out of mint can I? Why is there no non-mint, non-kids toothpaste that isn't just "plain baking soda flavor." I just want clean teeth without feeling like my tastebuds have been molested.
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