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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I think nuclear holocaust is more likely than the US winning the World Cup in the next fifty years.

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Ewar Woowar posted:

Will USA win the world cup in the next fifty years?

The poll came in 80% yes to 20% no.

At least the second guy accepts that they "have not conquer soccer yet."

In my experience, that should put him in the bottom 10% of American fans in terms of delusion.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

i think the "we're not the best YET" posts make me the most angry. like there's some sort of divine fate that means americans always inevitably will be on top

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Obviously you never heard of a thing called Manifest Destiny.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Kurtofan posted:

Obviously you never heard of a thing called Manifest Destiny.

Beaten by seconds :(

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

belgend posted:

i think the "we're not the best YET" posts make me the most angry. like there's some sort of divine fate that means americans always inevitably will be on top

Well yeah, once we beat a Brazil or a Jamaica to win the World Cup we will be.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

The USA might well have won the world cup 200 years from now tbf

With Jozy's great great grandson falling over in the box to win a last gasp penalty.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
Can't wait for the 2015 World Cup.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Just going to leave this here

http://www.ruffneckscarves.com/6-reasons-why-usa-will-win-world-cup-2014

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



quote:

Up top should feature the raw, physical talent that is Jozy Altidore. While his season at Sunderland has been quite woeful, this has been as much a fault of his teammates and lack of service rather than any personal failures. This is also a player who last year scored 31 goals for AZ Alkmaar of the Dutch soccer league and had an amazing run with the USA team last summer where he netted 7 times in 5 matches! Incredible what he can do with a capable team! At 24, Altidore is still young but is at that age when expectations become a reality. Hopefully he can put the tough season behind him and focus on what he can achieve at the World Cup! But fortunately, the USA has enough scoring midfielders in support so that the burden won’t fall solely upon his shoulders.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This is so bad I couldn't make it through #1.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Those half and half scarves aren't going to sell themselves you know.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

belgend posted:

A Neymar or a Mariappa

e: Mariappa by the way has the same amount of goals in the PL as Jozy

I was a huge Jamaica fan due to Ricardo Fuller but then he stomped a dude off the ball and I said I never wanted to see him in a Stoke shirt ever again. Thanks, thats my Concacaf strikers better thasn Jozy story.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
SERVICE!! I have never heard this much about SERVICE before Jozy. If anything at all. What is this poo poo that strikers need to be served?

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
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Imagine Don Juan Mata, his first touch is gentle, subtle, soft, romantic. He is the greatest lover of all time, with the most delicate of touches (no homo). And so he controls the ball with ease, immediately ready to flow into his next move, even when the pass has a lot of pace on it.

Imagine the rapist, his first touch is rough, heavy, hard, brutal. He fiercely forces himself upon women, with a very hard and strong first touch. And so he controls the ball with difficulty, often having to use his next move to get it properly under control, especially when the pass has a lot of pace on it.

Ironically, if you want to get the woman under control then the first touch of a rapist would be the preference. For that reason I do not like the term, getting the woman under control and getting the ball under control are two different things. With the ball one must be gentle, subtle, soft and romantic but with the woman one must be rough, heavy, hard and brutal.


:stare:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Mods; the greatest lover of all time, with the most delicate of touches (no homo)

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Paperhouse posted:

Imagine Don Juan Mata, his first touch is gentle, subtle, soft, romantic. He is the greatest lover of all time, with the most delicate of touches (no homo). And so he controls the ball with ease, immediately ready to flow into his next move, even when the pass has a lot of pace on it.

Imagine the rapist, his first touch is rough, heavy, hard, brutal. He fiercely forces himself upon women, with a very hard and strong first touch. And so he controls the ball with difficulty, often having to use his next move to get it properly under control, especially when the pass has a lot of pace on it.

Ironically, if you want to get the woman under control then the first touch of a rapist would be the preference. For that reason I do not like the term, getting the woman under control and getting the ball under control are two different things. With the ball one must be gentle, subtle, soft and romantic but with the woman one must be rough, heavy, hard and brutal.


:stare:

Oh my god

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Paperhouse posted:

Imagine Don Juan Mata, his first touch is gentle, subtle, soft, romantic. He is the greatest lover of all time, with the most delicate of touches (no homo). And so he controls the ball with ease, immediately ready to flow into his next move, even when the pass has a lot of pace on it.

Imagine the rapist, his first touch is rough, heavy, hard, brutal. He fiercely forces himself upon women, with a very hard and strong first touch. And so he controls the ball with difficulty, often having to use his next move to get it properly under control, especially when the pass has a lot of pace on it.

Ironically, if you want to get the woman under control then the first touch of a rapist would be the preference. For that reason I do not like the term, getting the woman under control and getting the ball under control are two different things. With the ball one must be gentle, subtle, soft and romantic but with the woman one must be rough, heavy, hard and brutal.


:stare:

I feel like I'm on some kind of watchlist now, just for having these words appear on my monitor.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Great victory for Fulham and I think they will be up as they probably have coach that is above their level so he will get them up the table.

I have to say I want Norwich to go down so their disrespectful fans get what they deserve. The Premier League PR machine have done their best to sweep the Hughton stuff under the carpet, but a lot of the criticism Hughton got from some Norwich fans was of racial nature. Norwich not Man Utd, your a yo-yo club so why their fans feel they are entitled to stay in the EPL year in year out escapes me.

When the stuff got thrown at Hughton last week it was an utter disgrace and reminded me of the the Republicans in America who feel they don't have to give the President the same level of respect afforded to Presidents of the past because he is brown. The sacking of Hughton has basically removed all chance of Norwich staying up. It couldn't happen to more sinister bunch of fans. I hope when they do get relegated with the kids coach, they say they had bad results due to the colour of his skin like they did with Hughton. The Premier League doesn't need rural latent bigotry.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Blue Screen Error posted:

Great victory for Fulham and I think they will be up as they probably have coach that is above their level so he will get them up the table.

I have to say I want Norwich to go down so their disrespectful fans get what they deserve. The Premier League PR machine have done their best to sweep the Hughton stuff under the carpet, but a lot of the criticism Hughton got from some Norwich fans was of racial nature. Norwich not Man Utd, your a yo-yo club so why their fans feel they are entitled to stay in the EPL year in year out escapes me.

When the stuff got thrown at Hughton last week it was an utter disgrace and reminded me of the the Republicans in America who feel they don't have to give the President the same level of respect afforded to Presidents of the past because he is brown. The sacking of Hughton has basically removed all chance of Norwich staying up. It couldn't happen to more sinister bunch of fans. I hope when they do get relegated with the kids coach, they say they had bad results due to the colour of his skin like they did with Hughton. The Premier League doesn't need rural latent bigotry.

Sol?

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

hahaha gently caress you're on a roll

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Uh he died of racism in 2012 in Poland RIP

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Its no wonder that we all hate soccer and ridicule it when eurotrash and third world immigrants try to push it down our throats. I beleive it is entirely correct for us to hate soccer, no matter what the foreigners say because the game is inherently trying to push very unAmerican ideas into our culture which celebrates superiority of one team over another (which is why we hate ties), winning and masculinity (not kicking a ball and falling over to cry) and fast paced excitement (lots of scoring and statistics). Here are some good reasons why soccer sucks and will never be respected in America:

1. Soccer is the essence of unmanly sport, the objective is to use your legs (like a girl) to prance around the field jogging and kicking a ball. You can't even use your upper body, which is the essence of masculinity. The only other sports where the lower body takes prominence over the upper body are figure skating and gymnastics, another two girly sport. Manly sports like football and boxing and baseball are all played with the hands. Men complement women on their legs, while women compliment men on their big strong arms. Hence any sport that uses the legs is more suited to women.

2. Soccer is so easy, it takes no skill since you just have to kick a ball. The best a soccer player can ever accomplish in any other sport is to be a football kicker. No soccer player could ever play any position in any other sport because other sport like basketball and baseball and football and hockey require physical strenght and skill.

3. Soccer is boring, nothing ever happens in soccer just kicking for 4 hours and 0-0 scorelines. High scoring sports are exciting while low scoring sports are boring. But at least in hockey there are fights, which is manly, soccer has nothing manly.

4. Soccer just seeps uncoolness or weakness: the smallest, weakest and least intimidating "athletes" play soccer. The average size of a soccer player is what 5'8 120lb? America is all about being the dominant alpha male (that's why we're the most dominant country in the world) while soccer is a sport for the beta males. The best soccer player in the world is David Beckham and he would get crushed by the weakest NFL players.

5. Soccer is the third world lowest common denominator sport. Its only "popular" in other countries because it takes less skill than any other sport and can be played by the most unskilled and is cheaper than any other sport. If someone invents a sport that is cheaper and less skilled (and that would be a hard achievement since soccer is so easy and dirt cheap), that sport would immediately overtake soccer as the "most popular sport in the world". These foreign countries don't like soccer because there is something good about it, they simply have no other sport except soccer because they can't afford bats and plastic pads and basketballs, they just kick a bunch of plastic bags rolled up into a ball and the game takes no skill so you don't need coaches, trainers and equipment. Soccer is "the most popular sport in the world" only because the world has no choices and freedom to choose sports. Other countries have to resort to soccer but would gladly take any other sport. look at how baseball's WBC has taken over or how basketball is now going to be bigger than soccer everywhere in the world.

So, those are my reasons and I think the majority would agree with me. Now I realize that someone will come up and whine how "other countries don't think that!" but this is how I and the average American male view soccer.

Ewar Woowar fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 13, 2014

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol the best soccer player in the world is a 40 year old retired male model, what a beta sport

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Close the thread, the soccer sux rant can never be topped.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

lol this owns, and has a lot of cold hard truth to boot. top post

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
harsh :biotruths:

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Ewar Woowar posted:

fast paced excitement (lots of scoring and statistics).

This is my favourite bit, fast paced exciting statistics

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



T Fowl posted:

Close the thread, the soccer sux rant can never be topped.

Welp, we're done here.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

jre posted:

Welp, we're done here.

quote:

This year is no different. The 2010 World Cup is set to begin in South Africa on June 11. More than just covering the month-long event, the media are already doing their best to hype it, overstating its popularity in the United States and its potential appeal to U.S. sports fans. From Time magazine dedicating an entire issue to "The Global Game," to CBS's helpful "The World Cup Guide for Americans," the public is being brow-beaten to catch "World Cup Fever."

And while soccer partisans may try (mostly unsuccessfully) to score on point-by-point comparisons to baseball or football, the most compelling argument many media outlets can muster is, "The rest of the world loves it. We should too."

The liberal media have always been uncomfortable with "American exceptionalism" - the belief that the United States is unique among nations, a leader and a force for good. And they are no happier with America's rejection of soccer than with its rejection of socialism.

Hence Americans are "xenophobic," "isolated" and lacking in understanding for other nations and their passion for "the planetary pastime," as Time magazine put it. But, they are confident, as America becomes more Hispanic, the nation will have to give in and adopt the immigrants' game. On the other hand, the media assure the public that soccer is already "America's Game," and Americans are enthusiastically anticipating the World Cup, even though the numbers don't bear that contention out.

So, every four years they return with renewed determination to force soccer's square peg in the round hole of American culture.

Soccer is Popular, isn't it?

Time magazine is leading the "Ole's" for soccer this year, putting the World Cup on its cover and dedicating 10 articles to the sport in its June 14 issue.

One of those articles proclaimed in the headline, "Yes, Soccer Is America's Game." Author Bill Saporito argued that "soccer has become a big and growing sport."

"What's changed is that this sport and this World Cup matter to Americans," Saporito asserted. "These fans have already made the transition from soccer pioneers to soccer-literate and are gradually heading down the road to soccer-passionate."

Soccer is even in the White House, Saporito pointed out. President George W. Bush was a former co-owner of a baseball team. And although President Obama played basketball, his daughters play little league soccer, and current White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs played soccer in high school and college.

On MSNBC's "Morning Joe" on June 3, host Joe Scarborough noted the importance of the World Cup to other countries, but explained that Americans just don't understand "what a huge sport this is." Still, he said hopefully, "It is a growing sport in America as well, isn't it?"

Growing, but not "huge" by any standard. The final game of the 2006 World Cup drew 16.9 million viewers in the United States. While that number may seem respectable, it pales in comparison with the 106 million viewers that tuned in to watch the 2010 Super Bowl. The final 2009 World Series game drew 22.3 million viewers, and 48.1 million tuned in to watch Duke beat Butler in the 2010 NCAA men's college basketball championship.

A look at game attendance figures is instructive, as well. According to Major League Soccer's MLS Daily, as of June 7, 2010, the highest drawing pro soccer team, the Seattle Sounders, averaged 36,146 attendees over seven home games. Conversely, the Seattle Mariners baseball team has averaged 25,314 over 32 home games.

The Mariners are dead last in the American League West division, and 24th in the league in batting average, 30th in home runs, 27th in RBIs and 25th in number of hits. In short, they're horrible. With a record of 4-5-3, the Sounders aren't very good either, but they play in a very liberal city, are currently benefiting from World Cup year interest in their sport, and they play a schedule that allows far fewer opportunities for fans to attend.

Another number is Hollywood box office. John Horn of The Los Angeles Times contemplated on June 6 about Hollywood's lack of a mainstream movie about soccer. In "Why is There No Great Hollywood Soccer Movie?" Horn pointed out that each sport has its own hit movie except soccer.

He explained that, "When 20th Century Fox adapted Nick Hornby's book ‘Fever Pitch,' [the film starred Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon] the subject sport was changed from soccer (the Arsenal Football Club) to baseball (the Boston Red Sox.)"

But aren't American kids playing soccer in huge numbers? After all, there's a sought-after (by liberals) voting demographic out there called "soccer moms." Yes, but as of 2009, soccer trailed baseball and basketball in terms of U.S. youth participation, according to the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association.

And mass participation doesn't necessarily translate into lasting enthusiasm. That has to do with the reasons children play soccer in the first place. As both soccer's boosters and detractors have pointed out, at the youth level, it's easy, more about participation than competition. As Stephen H. Webb wrote at First Things last year, to contemporary American parents, "Baseball is too intimidating, football too brutal, and basketball takes too much time to develop the required skills ... Soccer is the perfect antidote to television and video games. It forces kids to run and run, and everyone can play their role, no matter how minor or irrelevant to the game."

Those aren't the qualities that inspire love of a sport, and many children stop playing when they reach adolescence.

But in a World Cup year, no contortion is too severe to convince Americans to accept the sport. For example, The June 6 "New York Times Magazine" featured a piece titled "Next-Gen American Soccer," a pictorial of young players it called "The potential face of the U.S. national team at future World Cups."

Meant to show that the United States already has excellent young talent, and that the future is bright for American soccer, the introductory text contradicted the intention. Explaining that the photographer had to travel to two European countries and two U.S. cities to shoot these up-and-comers, The Times wrote, "It's an itinerary that hints at another truth about American soccer talent: it's not only coming from abroad; at ever younger ages, it's also going abroad ... More than 200 prospects now playing in other countries would be eligible for the at next year's [Under]-20 World Cup. Ability and American citizenship are all that's required."

In other words, soccer is so popular in America that a good chunk of the nation's best young players go overseas to ply their trade. On the other hand, somewhere along the way these kids acquired U.S. citizenship, so they're going to carry our flag in future World Cups.

Why Should We Be Different?

As healthcare reform and stimulus spending have underscored, if Europe jumped off a cliff, the American left would be right behind it. So it makes sense that the media's main argument for accepting soccer is that "everybody's doing it."

In his Time article, Saporito quoted Seattle Sounder's owner Joe Roth. "Soccer is the only game played around the world," Roth explained. "We can't be that different than anyone else in the world."

Roth also told the LA Times' Horn that, "We're basically a xenophobic country and don't look at what's going on in the rest of the world as closely as we should."

Liberal blogspot Huffington Post featured a June 4 article urging Americans to pay attention to the World Cup. In "Why You Should Care About the World Cup," author John Vorhaus informed readers he would call soccer "football" in the rest of his article, and attempted to convince Americans to watch the World Cup because the rest of the world cares.

He argued that, "Football wasn't my sport - isn't and never will be my sport - but billions of people care enough about it to put their lives on absolute hold for four weeks every four years." (Of course, Europeans famously put everything "on absolute hold for four weeks" far more frequently, when the entire continent shuts down for vacation in August.) "As a responsible citizen of the world," he wrote, "I feel like that's something I should pay attention to."

Vorhaus also asserted, "More to the point, you'll get a taste of something that the rest of the world cares passionately about. In these troubled and isolated times in America, it couldn't hurt at all for us to understand the passions of our foreign friends, competitors, even enemies."

"Citizens of the World" (aka. liberals) talk about the World Cup with the same reverence they reserve for the United Nations, and invest the sport and its championship with symbolic importance.

Time's managing editor, Rick Sanchez, told "Morning Joe" on June 3 the World Cup was the "biggest event in the world," and "an optimistic idea," and soccer was "a global sport."

Indeed, Time's cover story proclaimed soccer, "The Global Game." Author John Carlin touted it as the "species' favorite pastime," a wonderful game because not only can it be played in most places, but the players are so physically diverse that almost everybody can play.

Carlin asserted that how soccer can bring divided groups of people together, but then quoted Nike's corporate vice president of global management as stating, "We've noticed there is nothing like the emotional connection that people have with soccer. There is a tribal instinct with it."

Like many things about America, its soccer backwardness embarrasses right-thinking liberal journalists.

In the same "New York Times Magazine" that featured the "Next-Gen" piece, Michael Sokolove wrote a article about an intense European soccer academy and reported that he, "heard a lot of misconceptions ... Many people seem to believe that the sport is still a novelty in the United States, a game that we took up only the last couple of decades and that is not very popular or perhaps is even disdained by our best male athletes ..."

He reported that Dutch soccer journalist and historian Auke Kok questioned if their "football is too stylish, too feminine?" Sokolove reported that was not the case, but still wondered why "the United States still does not play at the level of the true superpowers of soccer."

Bleacher Report's Tyler Juranovich offered his own take into why Americans were so against soccer.

A soccer fan, he wrote, "It's not news that soccer's popularity in America is slow growing. It's popular everywhere else but not in the good ol' US of A. My theory is because America isn't as dominant at soccer as other sports, we have a hard time taking it seriously. Americans are a little arrogant when it comes to sports, and you can't really blame us. We are dominant in football, baseball, and basketball."

Diversity's Sake

Part of the liberal sales pitch for soccer is its popularity with Hispanics. Liberals who fetishize race are eager to adopt a sport with a special appeal for a certain minority, and it would never occur to them that new arrivals to the country might be well served adapting to traditional U.S. pastimes. To the left, it's America that must change.

Saporito maintained that "the browning of America," will grow the sport. Time's Sanchez told Scarborough, "... you know, when America becomes a nonwhite majority nation in 2040, I mean, you know, the sport of soccer is the sport of, you know, of Hispanic Americans, of all kinds of immigrants to America."

In his June 3rd "guide" to the tournament for ignorant Americans, CBS's Chris Matyszczyk (who actually wrote that baseball players wear "girly pants") posited, "Very soon, America will be a Hispanic country. The Hispanic culture has always been very partial to the world's most wonderful game."

To Matyszczyk, soccer is the future, and demographics say so. Therefore, Americans should preemptively surrender for the sake of their children.

"So, if all the obvious glories of the World Cup still cause you to utter expletives and bury your head in decaying Astroturf," he wrote, "surely it is worth thinking of your children. They will be growing up in an America much different from yours, an America that has soccer at his heart and the NFL somewhere nearer its feet."

A Game of the Left

Since at least the 1970s, Americans have been told that soccer was the future, and it would soon dominate other sports. But the United States proved pretty resistant to soccer's charms, to the chagrin of its boosters on the left. (And yes, it's support has mainly come from the left; in 2002 conservative soccer fan Robert Zeigler plaintively asked in National Review, "What is it about soccer that makes it (in America) the nearly exclusive domain of liberal sports fans?")

Commentators on the right have generally applauded the nation's indifference and pointed the flaws of soccer itself as the cause.

Writing in the last World Cup year (2006) in the Weekly Standard, Frank Cannon and Richard Lessner said, "Despite the heroic efforts of soccer moms, suburban liberals, and World Cup hype, soccer will never catch on as a big time sport in America. No game in which actually scoring goals is of such little importance could possibly occupy the attention of average Americans. Our country has yet to succumb to the nihilism, existentialism, and anomie that have overtaken Europe."

Soccer's 0-0, 1-1 or 1-0 outcomes don't sit well with Americans, who like to think that work accomplishes something, the authors wrote. "Soccer is the perfect game for the post-modern world. It's the quintessential expression of the nihilism that prevails in many cultures, which doubtlessly accounts for its wild popularity in Europe. Soccer is truly Seinfeldesque, a game about nothing, sport as sensation."

Stephen H. Webb wrote for First Things in 2009, "More than having to do with its origin, soccer is a European sport because it is all about death and despair. Americans would never invent a sport where the better you get the less you score."

Then there is soccer's "flop-'n'-bawl," according to another 2006 Weekly Standard article by Jonathan V. Last.

"Turn on a World Cup game, and within 15 minutes you'll see a grown man fall to the ground, clutch his leg and writhe in agony after being tapped on the shoulder by an opposing player. Soccer players do this routinely in an attempt to get the referees to call foul. If the ref doesn't immediately bite, the player gets up and moves along," Last wrote.

"Making a show of your physical vulnerability runs counter to every impulse in American sports. And pretending to be hurt simply compounds the outrage."

And to conservatives, the troubling aspects of the game aren't confined to the pros. Soccer requires comparatively little from children but the ability to run after the ball - the risk of failure for anyone except maybe the goal keeper is zero. Even the strong chance that any given game will end in a tie makes it attractive for parents reluctant to impart life's difficult lessons to young kids.

Webb wrote in First Things that, "Sporting should be about breaking kids down before you start building them up. Take baseball, for example. When I was a kid, baseball was the most popular sport precisely because it was so demanding ... you had to face the fear of disfigurement as well as the statistical probability of striking out. The spectacle of your failure was so public that it was like having all of your friends invited to your home to watch your dad forcing you to eat your vegetables."

In short, a powerful component of character building is missing from youth soccer, an important component of character is missing from pro soccer, and a sense of purposefulness is missing from the entire sport.

American Classics

It must baffle soccer partisans that Americans haven't taken to their game. After all, the United States is a sports-obsessed nation.

Americans look to sports to teach work ethic, teamwork and responsibility, in addition to the physical and mental skills necessary for competition. They love underdogs and "Cinderella stories" and "Evil Empires" and "bums," "Hogs" and "No-Name Defenses."

And Americans like to think their sports reflect something about them. Michael Shackelford of Bleacher Report praised football because it, "requires a combination of power and agility, brute strength, and grace ... In other words, it requires American characteristics in order to succeed."

And sports have played an important and overwhelmingly positive role in the history of America. During the Civil War, men of both armies were obsessed with baseball, and after the peace our "national pastime" helped repair the ties between north and south. And nearly a century before Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier, Walt Whitman said "I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game."

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
In case that was too many words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkbj_S3etY

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Some Americans seem to get really mad about soccer and I don't know why.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I don't know who to hate more - Americans who like soccer or the ones who hate it.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Playing football takes no skill, which is why we get wrecked every major tournament

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Why would anyone need a clue when asked the question "What letter does soccer start with?"

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Mods rename me Mexican from urgay

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Frankston posted:

Some Americans seem to get really mad about soccer and I don't know why.

Because they're not the best in the world at it and it drives them crazy.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

vyelkin posted:

Because they're not the best in the world at it and it drives them crazy.

they're exclusively best in the world at being poo poo why would football be any different

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
America just did what they did when they turned out to be poo poo at Rugby and Cricket, invented a new sport only they play to dominate. Ladies and Gentleman, may I give to you the new sport of 2014, KRONUM!

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Hahaha seriously Kronum is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

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