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i got a big tree in my backyard that i want to hang lights from but i would prob get killed by the birds nesting in it also the spiders spiders riding birds
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I got four (4) beers spilled on me last night, but I also danced my rear end off to the ignition remix so it was a great night regardless
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Apr 12, 2014 14:52
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this dog has a completely unpredictable poop schedule
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Apr 12, 2014 15:00
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Ya, it's a puppy, it needs training. Dogs don't magically know when and where to poop, but at least it doesn't take them as long to learn as a human baby. I presume, I have never owned either.
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Apr 12, 2014 15:03
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I have a balcony but its north facing so it doesn't get much sun and also I'm good at killing things through neglect. I want a cactus for my desk at work though. Mint is hard to kill. I might grow some mint for mojitos. Edit: how would you guys do rainbow trout fillets? Was gonna pan fry with some garlic-lemon butter but I'm open to suggestions teenytinymouse fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 12, 2014 |
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Apr 12, 2014 15:04
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lots of cars driving around the neighbourhood honking their horns continuously. Time to play 'a football thing' or 'Turkish wedding'. e: did a little  v v exchange with a dude looking out his window across the road, I love non-verbal communication with my neighbours.
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the other day someone rang the bell at 11am on a Saturday and when I looked out the window I saw some guys in bad suits and the girl across the road hanging out of the attic-window slowly shaking her head at me. Jehova's Witnesses.Shannonmcn posted:Edit: how would you guys do rainbow trout fillets? Was gonna pan fry with some garlic-lemon butter but I'm open to suggestions that sounds delicious actually. I did fish & chips yesterday and the batter was so loving awesome, the secret is beer and lightly floofed egg-whites. my bf is away tonight, what do I eat, help. InvisibleMonkey fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Apr 12, 2014 |
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Apr 12, 2014 15:11
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I had too much coffee and now I can't stop posting
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InvisibleMonkey posted:Ya, it's a puppy, it needs training. Dogs don't magically know when and where to poop, but at least it doesn't take them as long to learn as a human baby. I'm just saying, he didn't have a n accident over night, I took him out first thing in the morning, no poops. fed him, took him outside, still no pooop. It's been like 3 hours, and he hasn't shown any desire or need to poop
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Apr 12, 2014 15:17
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Eat something you like but he doesn't. In my case that would be all the chillies. And have a beer to cancel the coffee.
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Apr 12, 2014 15:18
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Sometimes you can get a dog to poop by manually stimulating the anal glands
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Apr 12, 2014 15:26
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Shannonmcn posted:Eat something you like but he doesn't. In my case that would be all the chillies. no no no, no beer. yet. idk, I think I have successfully introduced him to p much all types of food. He's a small-town boy and had literally never had mango or avocado before he met me, now he eats everything. Thank god, picky eaters are The Worst. I might treat myself and order sushi, I hate cooking for one. e: I have green tea, a hash joint, and put on Portlandia. chill-out sesh is go. InvisibleMonkey fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Apr 12, 2014 |
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Apr 12, 2014 15:31
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InvisibleMonkey posted:no no no, no beer. yet. Sushi is the best plan. I had Tesco shop-sushi for lunch but its really mediocre. My bf isn't picky about anything except spicy. Tbh its made me branch out from just adding a chilli to everything instead of worrying about other flavours.
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Really pleased that we have the same tolerance for spicy food. My old housemate would put so much chili-powder on everything that he was the only one who could eat it, ugh. My new housemate doesn't like pasta. who doesn't like pasta.
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Apr 12, 2014 15:39
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Thanks to Pick I spent my birthday probated for posting spider-man porn. Thanks Pick.
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Apr 12, 2014 16:02
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The hardware/garden store I go to has the absolute best customer service I've ever experienced, it's genuinely a pleasure to shop there. Plus they have a big friendly orange shop cat  Just carried a fifty pound bag of potting soil for four blocks, whaddup. I will use it to wreck the hell out of my manicure
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InvisibleMonkey posted:My new housemate doesn't like pasta. who doesn't like pasta. homeless people
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people with refined palettes like me. pasta is empty carbs *pulls open a bag of cheetos*
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Crow Jane posted:The hardware/garden store I go to has the absolute best customer service I've ever experienced, it's genuinely a pleasure to shop there. Plus they have a big friendly orange shop cat Is that the one by the waverly giant?
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bathroom sounds posted:Thanks to Pick I spent my birthday probated for posting spider-man porn. Thanks Pick. repost it here plz edit: whaaaaat? Corn thongs u prude! 
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Is that the one by the waverly giant? Yup! They're the best. 20% off the entire store today if you need anything!
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boom boom boom posted:repost it here plz It was posted in this very thread. Somehow Venom can jizz through his suit or whatever onto Spidey's firm buttocks.
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Captain Backslap posted:It was posted in this very thread. Somehow Venom can jizz through his suit or whatever onto Spidey's firm buttocks. Venom psychically controls the shape of his symbiote, it probably either formed an opening for his cock or a distinct cocksheathe.
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It was web fluid you guys!!
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bathroom sounds posted:It was web fluid you guys!! Not possible. Although Venom usually produces webbing from the back of his hands, since the symbiote can reconfigure itself, there's no reason he couldn't produce webbing from any part of his body. HOWEVER! Venom doesn't use web fluid. The Venom symbiote turns it's wearer's bodily waste into webbing. So, while it could easily be webs, it could not have been web fluid
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Good morning lady thread! I went to a party last night and now I'm hungover. Never socialise, it's dangerous.
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the firstest world problem, I can't reach the minimum price when ordering sushi for one e: solved, a friend is eager to come over. I shall reward him with sushi and poss a documentary about pro dota tournaments
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Apr 12, 2014 16:29
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I will give money to anyone who can find porn that is genuinely surprising to me. Honestly, I don't think it's possible. Spider-Man porn is vanilla now, the internet has ruined me.
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Schmeichy posted:I will give money to anyone who can find porn that is genuinely surprising to me. Honestly, I don't think it's possible. Spider-Man porn is vanilla now, the internet has ruined me. YOU DON'T WANT THIS
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Apr 12, 2014 16:38
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bathroom sounds posted:Thanks to Pick I spent my birthday probated for posting spider-man porn. Thanks Pick. it was so you could go have a good time?
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Schmeichy posted:I will give money to anyone who can find porn that is genuinely surprising to me. Honestly, I don't think it's possible. Spider-Man porn is vanilla now, the internet has ruined me. Famous last words. Transformers porn made me sit up a bit. What the next stage of weird up from that?
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Schmeichy posted:I will give money to anyone who can find porn that is genuinely surprising to me. Honestly, I don't think it's possible. Spider-Man porn is vanilla now, the internet has ruined me.  http://i.minus.com/iFXgzJdEYv717.gif From the Alien Dick thread
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just got invited to prom
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arguably not NSFW, but still, drat
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That's not even the moving version.http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1wz9sbe6Z1qfpn1do2_500.gif
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that just seems really cool and well-done to me
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is that from tokyo gore police?
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I'm not clicking on any of that. Not while I'm eating breakfast.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:is that from tokyo gore police? yeah. I was gonna post the snail girl but that grosses me out too much
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