|
End of the 'Pantheon' The end of the of the little group came sort of slowly, people started breaking off from one another, moving or the like. Sun however still clings to the idea that she is special and if I ever speak to her, it'll usually come up once or twice. She even tried to make her own version of said 'gods' but I don't think that went went, sadly she isn't charismatic enough to convince people that they are reincarnations and the hosts of dead gods... c'est la vie. I got away because I broke up with Lead God, I couldn't deal with his abuse, his crazy and a ton of other negative things about him. I did find a man that does treat me like a princess and thankfully not some long lost love from across the ages. Sure Lead God did try to pull the 'gods' thing on me when we broke up, asking what would our gods do when they weren't apart. I just ignored it and went on my merry way. I haven't talked to any of these people in over four years and I am pretty glad I don't. Bonus You and me, we are demons and I will call you 'Mother' I know this is one of the first stories I listed but it actually had nothing to do with the rest so I decided to leave it to the end. This occurred during high school as well but did not cross path with my other circle of crazy.... Somehow. Anyway, I was in a new class in school and I met this really odd kid, he was super friendly and all when we first met and I didn't mind talking to him. For this story I am gonna call him.... Silly Putty. Laugh now, but he had story after story about how his was this, that or the other thing, anything to make him special now matter how bizarre and outlandish it was. The year before I met him, Silly Putty claimed to everyone he was a Jedi and that he knew how to use the Force. My best friend who went to his prior school said he'd come to school in the brown robes and carrying a toy lightsaber... Though I think he was told to stop that. The year before that... I believe he was claiming to be a dragonrider from the Eragon series, says he had a pet dragon and stuff. Now this sort of stuff I would expect from an elementary student... but a seventeen year old? The year I met him was interesting, like the gods he was claiming to host a demon soul in him. I think it was a wolf demon of sorts because... Inuyasha was popular? He went on to tell me there was a grand council of demons (of course) and that I was the mother of all them. Apparently I was a phoenix demon... Now I will go right out and say it... the thought of having kids terrifies me, never want them, never will. I like my cousins, my nieces and nephews but I will not have my own. The thought of a bunch of teenagers following me around and addressing me as Mother terrified me so I put a quick stop to it. This guy got creepy and stalkerish very quickly, it seemed no matter where I moved or how I changed my number he managed to find me in someway shape or form... This was still when I was dating Lead God dude so not only was I creeped out and terrified in my own home, but outside of it as well. I managed to cut ties with this guy by moving very very far away but I did see him one last time out walking on the streets, this last conversation I ever had with him went as thus followed. Silly Putty: (runs up to me) Hey Princess, how are you? Me: Uh, hi Silly Putty.. How are you? Silly Putty: Not too good, I got some bad news the other day. Me: Oh? What's wrong? Silly Putty: Doctor told me I have lvl 2 Nyphomania... Me: .... Uh.... Well... there are always hookers I suppose... Silly Putty: (gets huffy and insulted) I would never stoop to such a level! What would my students say if they heard their sensei was going as low as a prostitute! I would rather someone I know... Are you still with Lead God? Me: I have to go! (runs away)
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2014 01:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 04:44 |
|
|
You know some classy people Bubble Princess and even using the word as sarcastically as possible, it still doesn't seem to fit right. Still! At least it's long behind you and you can enjoy a life without crazies.
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2014 01:56
|
|
|
I can only imagine his doctor. "Son, have a seat. We need to talk. Your blood work came in and, well, I'm afraid you've got Level 2 Nymphomania. We're still pretty far from Stage 3, but you need to start treatment immediately."
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2014 21:40
|
|
|
Bubble_Princess posted:
It's hard to sell a pity gently caress but that's not even trying. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2014 23:53
|
|
|
I wonder what kind of doctor would take a look at a 17 year old (or was he older at that point?) and say "hmm, yes, this sure is a person with an abnormal obsession with sex".
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2014 10:20
|
|
|
Bubble_Princess posted:Silly Putty: Doctor told me I have lvl 2 Nyphomania... This is what is known as a Nymphomaniac. And this... is to go a level... beyond! 
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2014 17:22
|
|
|
Doc I have a confession to make. Oh? What is it? My sexual frustration.....it's OVER 9000! My God! Could it be the legendary Nymphomanic level 2?
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2014 17:30
|
|
|
"Do you have a girlfriend?" "I lost count of how many." "Are you sexually active?" "I'm loving your mom RIGHT NOW 
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2014 17:32
|
|
|
Gravitas Shortfall posted:This is what is known as a Nymphomaniac. I got a chuckle out of it since... well one the description of levels of said compulsion... Also he was using the term for females, as I am pretty sure males are called Satyriasis or something like that... Unless.... his demon spirit is actually a female! *gasp*
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2014 02:09
|
|
|
Solaron posted:I can only imagine his doctor.
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2014 02:22
|
|
|
Bubble_Princess posted:I got a chuckle out of it since... well one the description of levels of said compulsion... Also he was using the term for females, as I am pretty sure males are called Satyriasis or something like that... Unless.... his demon spirit is actually a female! *gasp* The demon spirit is actually a trans-fat wolfborn multisouled person, cis scum 
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2014 00:56
|
|
|
There is a medical cure for constant erections; It's a pill the size of a marble, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2014 06:37
|
|
|
Say Nothing posted:There is a medical cure for constant erections; It's a pill the size of a marble, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp. Get off the astral stage.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2014 01:48
|
|
|
.
Party Spock fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Mar 25, 2014 |
|
#
?
Mar 17, 2014 22:19
|
|
|
Everything That Scares You About These Subcultures in One Book Some of you might find this interesting after the Aristasia stories. I was bored a few days ago so I went ahead and got that book they were selling. You know, the one that's supposed to be written by an anime character and all that. It's called Goldenhead. It was extremely cheap on Kindle and I was curious. So, I read it. I want to clarify that before reading this, I had very little ill-will towards the Aristasians/Chelouranyans. They were all nice people, and I knew not one of them would ever choose a dollfie over a friend. This book, eh, changes my opinion a little. I still think they're nice people, but they've got me a little more concerned. Okay, a lot. The book is about a woman (described as middle-aged) who is described as refusing to grow up. She has imaginary friends and dreams of visiting a magical spaceship. Then, she falls into a coma and, in doing so, astrally projects to a city-sized Aristasian spaceship, where she becomes an anime-inspired schoolgirl in a sailor suit. She meets some other children there who also don't have working bodies. They team up and fight demons trying to invade Aristasia. I find the refusing to grow up thing abhorrent, but, thenagain, we see that in the Narnia books, too. What happened at the climax is what concerns me the most. They're fighting a demon in Novaria. Big snake thing. Suddenly, Goldenhead finds herself back in her body. The doctor has woken her up because he's possessed by another demon and wants to kill her. One of her friends manages to stop him, but before she goes back to sleep to astral project again, she smashes all the life support systems on her physical body. She returned to fighting demons, and then suddenly gets a massive power-up and starts screaming "I'm free!" Her body has died, and now she's free to live forever as an anime schoolgirl on an Aristasian spaceship in the sky. Yeah. Part of the reason this disturbs me is personal. On some site (probably Heartbook) that these people had, there was a person (the author of the book, no doubt) who told stories about visiting this spaceship as if it happened to her. In short, the main character was a self-insert, and the person believed it all to be true. This is kind of the epitome of this kind of thing, isn't it?
|
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2014 23:25
|
|
|
From the description, it's totally Life on Mars... in space (and I don't mean the American version). What I want to say, I guess, is that if this book was written by people who can tell reality from fantasy, it wouldn't be that troubling. As it is, though, crazy madness all the way.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2014 00:25
|
|
|
Paladinus posted:From the description, it's totally Life on Mars... in space (and I don't mean the American version). What I want to say, I guess, is that if this book was written by people who can tell reality from fantasy, it wouldn't be that troubling. As it is, though, crazy madness all the way. And it gives me suicide cult vibes - 'leave your earthly body behind, die and live forever in a new universe!'
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2014 16:59
|
|
|
You know a short story with that premise would be pretty cool if not written by someone with deep personal issues.
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2014 17:32
|
|
|
Reading this thread it seems to me Inuyasha was professionally engineered to create insane furry cat ladies. Anyone else get this impression?
|
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2014 20:04
|
|
|
That and Gundam Wing.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2014 01:56
|
|
|
Hibiscus posted:Everything That Scares You About These Subcultures in One Book It's called 'wish fulfillment', and is a standard plot in literature. Hell, if you could kiss your boring life goodbye and go be a superhero somewhere else, wouldn't you? I'm not going to call out an author for putting a personal story out there.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2014 09:57
|
|
|
Hibiscus posted:One of her friends manages to stop him, but before she goes back to sleep to astral project again, she smashes all the life support systems on her physical body. Goons first spoil Game of Thrones, and now Goldenhead? When will it end? 
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2014 11:43
|
|
|
Khazar-khum posted:It's called 'wish fulfillment', and is a standard plot in literature. Hell, if you could kiss your boring life goodbye and go be a superhero somewhere else, wouldn't you? I'm not going to call out an author for putting a personal story out there.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2014 18:08
|
|
|
Wait so the author claims she killed her physical form?
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2014 18:27
|
|
|
Mind Loving Owl posted:Wait so the author claims she killed her physical form? To think on how that would even begin to be possible makes my brain hurt so much.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2014 22:23
|
|
|
Mind Loving Owl posted:Wait so the author claims she killed her physical form?
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2014 03:03
|
|
|
Hibiscus posted:No, but she claims the spaceship in the sky is real. It's called the Imperial Princess, and she says that she projects there and hangs out in the medical bay receiving treatments to restore her blondeness since she had the misfortune of being born in a schizomorphic world (one with men.) Is this related to that weird MMO RP thing with Blondes and Brunettes replacing Women and Men, that someone posted about a few pages ago?
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2014 03:12
|
|
|
The Leper Colon V posted:.... Hibiscus posted:Everything That Scares You About These Subcultures in One Book Yep.
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2014 03:27
|
|
|
Bubble_Princess posted:To think on how that would even begin to be possible makes my brain hurt so much. Horcruxes are clearly the only logical answer.
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2014 03:32
|
|
|
I knew a guy (friend of friends) in high school who was a big metalhead and did the whole satanist conduit-for-demons shtick. Most of my other buddies were also big into metal and ironically sported all kinds of goofy devil poo poo, so I just figured he was living la vida brutal and laughed it off. He turned out to be a lunatic who knifed a guy and hit someone else with his truck a few years later, so he probably was sincere about it and now I feel a little bad for egging him on. The only standout incident I remember is when he went around trying to convince people to sign away their souls in this black college-rule spiral notebook with a pentagram erased into the cover. he threw mine back 
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2014 08:10
|
|
|
I'm not even going to preface this with anything or provide context. There is none:quote:I have also come to realize that I am a cat. I am not a furry, I can't really explain why not, I'm just not. Several people have told me I'm a cat, and the way that I kind of bond with other I've met that identify as cats. If you want to read details about my cat side, you can visit my writing About River In short though, my cat side is called River (because I'm a geek). However, this is not just one River but two. River comes from River Song, because she is boisterous and not afraid to go for what she wants. My River is generally quiet, but is happy around those she likes and familiar settings. She can be flirty and fun and aggressive. River also comes from River Tam. She is quiet and weird and can't always communicate things, but she is fiercely loyal and if you threaten those she cares about, she will defend them ferociously. Overall, if I seem odd or quiet, just imagine a cat sitting back and watching the crowd. quote:This is the about for my cat side, River. I don't really talk to this person any longer.
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 21:54
|
|
|
LethalGeek posted:
Please tell me they are a fat socially awkward anime loving nerd?
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:20
|
|
|
Excelsiortothemax posted:Please tell me they are a fat socially awkward anime loving nerd? A fat socially awkward STEM major who thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:35
|
|
|
LethalGeek posted:A fat socially awkward STEM major who thinks they're smarter than everyone else. Jokes on them, cats can't be smarter than humans 
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:37
|
|
|
Still waiting for someone to identify as a cat because they too lick themselves all over, cough up hairballs, and poo poo in a box.
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:42
|
|
|
They also eat their own poop, the males have spiked penises and they all have terrible short term memories. So terrible that they can burn themselves and five minutes later burn themselves again the exact same way. No idea why anyone would want to be a cat.
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:44
|
|
|
Arashiofordo3 posted:They also eat their own poop, the males have spiked penises and they all have terrible short term memories. So terrible that they can burn themselves and five minutes later burn themselves again the exact same way. No idea why anyone would want to be a cat. It's not a cat, it's a tiger. A tiger with claws!
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:47
|
|
|
Excelsiortothemax posted:It's not a cat, it's a tiger. A tiger with claws! A tiger which she keeps describing as a cat. Tigers are not cats, they are tigers. Tigers live in water and eat people and will gently caress you up because they are tigers. They are not loyal or nice, they are tigers. Not only is this person crazy, they are also zoologically confused.
|
|
#
?
May 10, 2014 23:56
|
|
|
When I think of "extremely logical" I think of cats.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2014 00:09
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 04:44 |
|
|
Freudian posted:Still waiting for someone to identify as a cat because they too lick themselves all over, cough up hairballs, and poo poo in a box. I was kind of hoping they considered themselves a cat because they kill small animals and hide them in people's shoes. So it goes.
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2014 00:16
|
|