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I hope this is a player that takes corners/throw ins so we can have the glorious moment of him being pelted with twix's
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-Is that a twix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Well...
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If you were going to put a frozen biscuit based chocolate treat in your arse a twix is probably the way to go. A Double Decker would probably fare quite well if you were feeling particularly brave
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Kurtofan posted:-Is that a twix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? it's in his arse did you even read the article?
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the sex ghost posted:If you were going to put a frozen biscuit based chocolate treat in your arse a twix is probably the way to go. A Double Decker would probably fare quite well if you were feeling particularly brave Mars
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Bubble-T posted:it's in his arse did you even read the article? I did but I wanted to make the joke anyway. I guess it doesn't make sense when you think about it. Edit: I think KitKats would be pretty daring. Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Apr 13, 2014 |
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Everyone knows that Toblerones make the best anal stimulating confectionery due to it's scientifically designed ridges. E: I also believe this bum fiddler to be none other than Andy Carroll as well.
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^^^^  the sex ghost posted:If you were going to put a frozen biscuit based chocolate treat in your arse a twix is probably the way to go. A Double Decker would probably fare quite well if you were feeling particularly brave Toblerone if you like it rough.
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ephex posted:^^^^ Till the ridges get warm, then you have a Twix'like butt intruder.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:im tempted to try and make some easy cash by pretending to be an ex-girlfriend of PLAYER X and telling the tabloids he likes FETISH Y in return for AMOUNT OF MONEY Z, communicate solely over the internet through wanting to remain ANONYMOUS. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/watch/6mcJ4G4LZMk/on-hour-1992-chris-morris/ the sex ghost posted:If you were going to put a frozen biscuit based chocolate treat in your arse a twix is probably the way to go. A Double Decker would probably fare quite well if you were feeling particularly brave Nougat can be quite brittle when frozen though.
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I wonder if you can get diabetes from putting sweets up your bum.
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the sex ghost posted:If you were going to put a frozen biscuit based chocolate treat in your arse a twix is probably the way to go. A Double Decker would probably fare quite well if you were feeling particularly brave Terry's Chocolate Orange for the hardcore.
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i'd like to interrupt this chat to link this amazing photo
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That's pretty great.
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Popehoist posted:i'd like to interrupt this chat to link this amazing photo I dont think the 96 Hillsborough victims would have wanted to watch Arsenal v Wigan anyway tbh
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It'd have to be one of the younger players though. You never see an old man eating a twix.
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belgend posted:You never see an old man eating a twix. I appreciate this reference. Also the Twix Arseman is Olivier Giroud.
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Brendan Rodgers opens his envelope and there's a twix in it???? hosed up for sure
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Mickolution posted:You all know the Sport's just made up, yeah? Yeah, made up of quality cutting edge journalism, maybe.
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Mickolution posted:You all know the Sport's just made up, yeah? There's no smoke without fire
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Mickolution posted:You all know the Sport's just made up, yeah? i was going to post this at first but then when it kept going on i assumed everyone was joking
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It's definitely Kompany, blind items always have a clue as to who it is. He played like he had a frozen snickers up there today.
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mynameisjohn posted:PITBULL AKA MR 305 AKA THE HARVESTER OF DALES presents the Official World Cup Song This is a really bad song Waka Waka and the Coca Cola ones were good but I liked the one the BBC picked the most: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIswyuy4Jg Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EnCiMSVLrw poty fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Apr 13, 2014 |
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Mickolution posted:You all know the Sport's just made up, yeah? Thanks for ruining it for the americans.
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serious gaylord posted:Thanks for ruining it for the americans. My pleasure 
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Apr 13, 2014 17:22
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Vincent Kompany probably definitely sticks frozen candy bars up his rear end before games
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sticksy posted:I appreciate this reference. Gonna go with this, too. When he got caught with that big boobed lady in the hotel room he said he didn't commit adultery, but did something else. Smarty money is on that something else being delicious twix bars up his butt.
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Would the nut be more likely or less likely to dislodge from a frozen Walnut Whip compared to one at room temperature?
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ozmunkeh posted:Would the nut be more likely or less likely to dislodge from a frozen Walnut Whip compared to one at room temperature? We'll they're not attached very robustly really, so you'd probably need to melt it a bit first, press the nut into the melted chocolate a bit more, then freeze it. Then you'd have a reasonable foundation for confident walnut whip butt plugging.
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Mickolution posted:You all know the Sport's just made up, yeah? Why are we talking about wrestling in here? haha
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Popehoist posted:i'd like to interrupt this chat to link this amazing photo I am quoting this because I do not want to hear any more about the logistics of inserting a loving walnut whip up someone's backside.
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Boeing Troll posted:Why are we talking about wrestling in here? haha It's still real to me dammit
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Here is a football video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPClHMf-no0
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vyelkin posted:Here is a football video. Right into the Upper 90.
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vyelkin posted:Here is a football video. Cracktech
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Mickolution posted:You all know the Sport's just made up, yeah?
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