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UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Wynne's overpaid, but Buddle and Mwanga are worse.

Nah, Wynne's way the worst. Buddle at least has the 'most game winning points on the Rapids since the start of 2013' thing going for him. Wynne is the second worst defender on the team, but he runs fast.

UZworm fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Apr 13, 2014

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
I haven't really kept tabs on San Jose this year, so idk how today's game will hold. As long as I don't hear the commentary last year's godawful San Jose duo I'll happy regardless of outcome.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
I was so not kidding about Robbie Keane strapping LA to his back.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Chicago is unbeaten in five games!

...but they're all draws. In fact, one more would tie (heh) the record for consecutive draws.

siggy2021
Mar 8, 2010
Can someone explain to me why the Columbus Crew game is blacked out on MLS live? Did they suddenly change their blackout rules?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

siggy2021 posted:

Can someone explain to me why the Columbus Crew game is blacked out on MLS live? Did they suddenly change their blackout rules?

Because it's being broadcast on Unimas, which is theoretically a nationwide broadcaster.

siggy2021
Mar 8, 2010
This is horseshit my cable company doesn't even offer Unimas.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Never heard of Unimas!

Liking the Sounders fightback. This whole 'we'll score one more than you' thing is nice... But it's all Clint and he's gonna be gone for like 7 weeks soon so, ugh.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

siggy2021 posted:

This is horseshit my cable company doesn't even offer Unimas.

This was the case last year. My cable calls unimas Univision or wlls sometimes, whatever that is.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Unimas is the old TeleFutura which is an over-the-air station. It's not cable. You can get it with just an antenna.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
I can't get Unimas without paying for it, but local affiliate (WMDO I think?) comes through just fine.

I generally can't be bothered with a Spanish-language broadcast unless it's my team, though. I speak Spanish, but I'm rusty and I find it distracting.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Maybe it's because I'm in LA. And all the places I go, like ABQ, have large Latino populations to support extra channels.

Edit: I'm at the Los Dos game and just shook Preki's hand as he was bitching to an assistant how one of his players doesn't try hard enough. He seemed very confused. And Bruce Arena is here wearing his best mom jeans. I love lower league football. :)

B.B. Rodriguez fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Apr 14, 2014

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


I can get Unimas for free, but it's a lovely standard def channel. That bugs me more than the Spanish broadcast, plus I'm trying to grow my Spanish fluency and it's the laziest way to do it.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Maybe it's because I'm in LA. And all the places I go, like ABQ, have large Latino populations to support extra channels.

Edit: I'm at the Los Dos game and just shook Preki's hand as he was bitching to an assistant how one of his players doesn't try hard enough. He seemed very confused. And Bruce Arena is here wearing his best mom jeans. I love lower league football. :)

Yeah you can just go to basically any Mexican restaurant and they will have the channel. I've watched Unimas broadcasts a few times with random Spanish speakers I meet at the bar who know gently caress all about MLS and it's always a blast.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Did anyone post this yet?

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

:siren: Your results from Round 6!:siren:

Suck it Shitlords, I am the #1 team of the week!
Also, with Lucha Hulk FC's loss to HYB Grim SC, we no longer have any undefeated teams. It was a come from behind victory only secured by HYB captaining Higuain in Sunday's game.
code:
Bortland Benderbutts	45 - 58		Stay Free Last Place
wat do?			35 - 43		Hashtag FC Bootroom
Top up top		39 - 31		Archer SC
Scum United		44 - 29		Dayton Dutch Lions
Panther City FC		10 - 40		Placeholder FC
ArgenTimbers		31 - 22		Sport AC
Holy Toledo!		26 - 30		Nikkei FC
The Holy Divers		37 - 43		BBTA Compass
Arch City FC		42 - 44		Higuain Chipshots
Duty Free FC		46 - 53		Fantasy Failure FC
Beckham's bald spot	39 - 43		Wooden Spooners FC
HYB Grim SC		56 - 54		Lucha Hulk FC
1.FC Worm Burners	32 - 37		Apathy FC
Chivas Numba Juan	44 - 36		Nerds of Prey
Portland Wildlife	27 - 49		Atletico Uniballers
Austin > Orlando	18 - 46		the Malachi brunch
Austin Aztex		23 - 21		Real Calvinball FC
µ FC			0 - 55		Le Toux Live Crew
FNASTY SOCCER TEAM	22 - 42		Meatsafe Murderers
Gaber's Young Boys	34 - 53		Crabgrass United
Victorious Secret	39 - 23		Garbageman FC
KB's BTA SC		24 - 43		Lenhart's Pubes
CupWinningChivas	30 - 41		Réal Montréal
SA Meat Commission	51 - 35		Allocation Money FC
Erika Tymrak 4 USWNT	22 - 35		The Union Are Bad
Average	 		37 - 13		Coffee FC
You standings for this week:
code:
+-	#	Team			W	D	L	+	Pts
	1	Placeholder FC		5	0	1	348	15
	2	Crabgrass United	5	0	1	347	15
	3	Fantasy Failure FC	5	0	1	306	15
	4	Atletico Uniballers	5	0	1	303	15
	5	Victorious Secret	5	0	1	299	15
	6	Lucha Hulk FC		5	0	1	294	15
	7	HYB Grim SC		5	0	1	271	15
	8	Apathy FC		5	0	1	268	15
	9	Top up top		5	0	1	260	15
	10	Stay Free Last Place	4	1	1	308	13
	11	Duty Free FC		4	0	2	330	12
	12	Higuain Chipshots	4	0	2	326	12
	13	Le Toux Live Crew	4	0	2	317	12
	14	The Holy Divers		4	0	2	269	12
	15	Réal Montréal		4	0	2	260	12
	16	ArgenTimbers		4	0	2	247	12
--------------------PLAYOFFS?! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PLAYOFFS?!-------------
	16	Erika Tymrak 4 USWNT	4	0	2	247	12
	18	Holy Toledo!		4	0	2	223	12
	19	SA Meat Commission	4	0	2	219	12
	20	Arch City FC		3	1	2	286	10
	21	BBTA Compass		3	1	2	277	10
	22	1.FC Worm Burners	3	1	2	234	10
	23	CupWinningChivas	3	0	3	249	9
	24	Beckham's bald spot	3	0	3	246	9
	25	Wooden Spooners FC	3	0	3	244	9
	26	the Malachi brunch	3	0	3	230	9
	27	Coffee FC		3	0	3	223	9
	28	Real Calvinball FC	3	0	3	213	9
	29	Nerds of Prey		3	0	3	198	9
	30	Hashtag FC Bootroom	3	0	3	196	9
	31	Panther City FC		3	0	3	178	9
	32	The Union Are Bad	3	0	3	171	9
	33	Dayton Dutch Lions	2	1	3	249	7
	34	Average			2	1	3	238	7
	35	Gaber's Young Boys	2	1	3	204	7
	36	Meatsafe Murderers	2	1	3	165	7
	37	wat do?			2	0	4	258	6
	38	Chivas Numba Juan	2	0	4	244	6
	39	Sport AC		2	0	4	235	6
	40	Lenhart's Pubes		2	0	4	198	6
	41	Garbageman FC		2	0	4	192	6
	42	Austin Aztex		2	0	4	190	6
	43	Nikkei FC		1	1	4	214	4
	44	Scum United		1	1	4	173	4
	45	Portland Wildlife	1	0	5	236	3
	46	Allocation Money FC	1	0	5	222	3
	47	KB's BTA SC		1	0	5	213	3
	48	Bortland Benderbutts	1	0	5	208	3
	49	Austin > Orlando	1	0	5	185	3
	50	Archer SC		0	0	6	135	0
	51	FNASTY SOCCER TEAM	0	0	6	94	0
	52	µ FC			0	0	6	-1	0
:siren: BE ADVISED! IT IS A SHORT WEEK! PHILLY AND NYRB PLAY ON WEDNESDAY!!:siren:

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Qu is gonna lose this week for sure!

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Yes! I made it above relegation!

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
I'm shocked at how well I'm doing and eagerly await my inevitable collapse

Qu Appelle
Nov 3, 2005

"If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

highme posted:

Qu is gonna lose this week for sure!

I know :(

I should actually put in effort and try to get a point, so that I'm at a flat zero.

Malderi
Nov 27, 2005
There are three fundamental forces in this universe: matter, energy, and enlighted self-interest.

plainswalker75 posted:

Yes! I made it above relegation!

Does that mean you don't have to play NASL Fantasy next year?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Qu would play NASL fantasy by picking the entire roster of a team that got contracted a few days before the season began.

Qu Appelle
Nov 3, 2005

"If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

whypick1 posted:

Qu would play NASL fantasy by picking the entire roster of a team that got contracted a few days before the season began.

You shared my secret strategy!

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
NYCFC is going to play their first 3 seasons at Yankee Stadium:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/15/sports/soccer/new-york-city-fc-to-play-at-yankee-stadium-for-three-years.html?_r=3

Which means cool stuff like this all the time: http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/nyy/components/ticketing/spain_ireland_seating.pdf

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

:laffo: :laffo: :laffo: :laffo:

I'll take occasionally having NFL lines over that any goddamn day of the week.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
the red bulls are gonna turn into the jets, islanders, mets, and nets of new york

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


These guys are idiots. This poo poo is going to look like the Oakland Raiders' stadium.

Bling Bling
Jun 9, 2001
Women are bitches since they won't fuck me.
That is next level stupid. The sightlines and angles are terrible because it's not built for soccer, it's built for baseball. There is a dirt g-drat infield that will overlap with a big part of the pitch. There are too many seats for the number of people who will attend, and most of the seats are far far away from the pitch. Overuse will chew the grass up because the entire MLB season overlaps with MLS, which will also restrict when this team (MCofNYCFC) can play and prevent them from doing things like planting grass over the infield dirt or putting tarps over upper-level seating sections.

But MLS got their expansion payoff, so whatever.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Bling Bling posted:

That is next level stupid. The sightlines and angles are terrible because it's not built for soccer, it's built for baseball. There is a dirt g-drat infield that will overlap with a big part of the pitch. There are too many seats for the number of people who will attend, and most of the seats are far far away from the pitch. Overuse will chew the grass up because the entire MLB season overlaps with MLS, which will also restrict when this team (MCofNYCFC) can play and prevent them from doing things like planting grass over the infield dirt or putting tarps over upper-level seating sections.

But MLS got their expansion payoff, so whatever.

Why exactly can they not put tarps over seating sections and then remove them after games because there's an MLB team there too?

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

ShutteredIn fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Apr 15, 2014

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I'm real excited for NY to get another team that no one in New York goes to watch.

Bio-Hazard
Mar 8, 2004
I HATE POLITICS IN SOCCER AS MUCH AS I LOVE RACISM IN SOCCER
Looks like some people are going to have to sit sideways in their seats to get a good view of the field.

Xylorjax
Nov 27, 2002


Kansas City Wizards 2.0

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



MLS would be a much better league if they weren't so busy chasing down expansion money.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Bio-Hazard posted:

Looks like some people are going to have to sit sideways in their seats to get a good view of the field.

To be fair I had to do this at Mariners games all the time.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

It's not very often I like ESPN comments, but the very first comment on the ESPN article for this: "The Yankees and Manchester City. You couldn't have picked a better shitbird assclown muppet combination."

Stinky Pit posted:

MLS would be a much better league if they weren't so busy chasing down expansion money.
It became a much better league this year just by buying out Jorge Vergara.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Crazy Ted posted:

It became a much better league this year just by buying out Jorge Vergara.

If that's where the expansion money went, well spent.

Bling Bling
Jun 9, 2001
Women are bitches since they won't fuck me.

UZworm posted:

Why exactly can they not put tarps over seating sections and then remove them after games because there's an MLB team there too?
Seattle, for example, can install visually pleasant semi-permanent covers over seating sections and leave them up for a long period of time because they share the stadium with a football team which has its games mostly in the MLS off-season.

As seen here:
http://bermanphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/sounders_galaxy_db_04.jpg

On the other hand, since the Yankees and NYCFC will be playing an overlapping schedule and baseball teams have at least 81 home games a season, the tarps would likely have to be installed and removed for every single MLS game. This means increased manpower demands, logistical issues like where are they storing the tarps for most of the year when they are not in use, and of course the cost question. But really, if they cared about how it looked would they plan on playing 3 years in a baseball stadium? I'm doubtful they will bother.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
So yesterday the Atlanta expansion announcement went from "everybody knows this will be announced on Wednesday but it's not official yet" to being officially acknowledged by the league and the ownership group. 2017 season will be the start date.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I can't wait for MLS to expand itself into financial insolvency.

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