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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Feranon posted:

>reply "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm loving GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."

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Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
slash hand on any sharp surface and collect a small amount of blood into bucket. throw blood into the ocean. wipe hand on face and neck so dried blood will protect you from the sun. start engine. check inventory.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
radio back "I'll show you professional" and swallow the radio whole.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Feranon posted:

>reply "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm loving GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."

changin my vote to this

THEN >examine contents of boat, and pockets

kazoosandthings
Dec 6, 2004

In order to join the pirate crew,
you must prove yourself on the kazoo.

> Radio "I see the bloated corpse of a Chinese person in the water, should I fap now or tweeze open the eyelids, over?"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
ATMA THREAD.

> DIVE as far down as you can to see if you can find the plane

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Feranon posted:

>reply "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm loving GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

Feranon posted:

>reply "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm loving GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013

Whirlwind Jones posted:

If I jerk off onto my desk top my cat hops up and starts licking it and it's kinda disturbing actually like he goes to down on that pool of cum like drat man what the gently caress.

lol at this from the guy who got all defensive when i called redwall furry poo poo in the redwall thread

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Feranon posted:

>reply "i'm telling you my status idiot: i'm loving GAY. i'm the gayest there is. over."

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Reply "I need some relief, I am so loving close..."

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
>kick the bucket.

kazoosandthings
Dec 6, 2004

In order to join the pirate crew,
you must prove yourself on the kazoo.

> Radio "I'm relieving myself right now." while furiously masturbating. Hold radio to groin, shout, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?! SO GOOOOOD!"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


> Tell the captain not to buy the Xbox One

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Toad on a Hat posted:

> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

> report that seawater is not very tasty and that humanity should look elsewhere to divert the inevitable race-for-water in this dying world

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Reply, "I am the captain of my gay soul." Find boat ignition. Insert boat key and turn clockwise.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>drink more seawater

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

a creepy colon posted:

>drink more seawater

>flush the taste of vomit out by drinking more seawater

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Toad on a Hat posted:

> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

a creepy colon posted:

>drink more seawater, and then ask the captain if thats ok

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Toad on a Hat posted:

> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Toad on a Hat posted:

> Tell the captain you already relieved yourself into the ocean and then fart into the radio

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


>examine contents of boat then go east

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

gently caress you! Dive down!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>tell the captain that you found the plane, and then after a long pause tell him it was in your butt the whole time

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
cut a hole in the bottom of the boat and gently caress it.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Reply "Negative devil-dawg, I got dem Malaysians in my sights!" Then jump into the ocean.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
escape into the welcoming arms of mother ocean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Dive down!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


>ROLL the boat over and HIDE in the air pocket in the middle, KILL relief when they arrive

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost
at this point I hope you die

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

NecroMonster posted:

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation

now is our chance to become pirates

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

NecroMonster posted:

kill the relief when it shows up and commandeer their transportation


The Droid posted:

now is our chance to become pirates

:getin: Yesssssss.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

>Get naked in preparation

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost
DIVE you stupid shithead!

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