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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Comics (March 26th 2007)

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


It's All Right Chief Dharma

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Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac twings.


Candorville is so lovely that Some Guy TT should be posting it.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/13/2003


Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Midnight Moth posted:


On the Fastrack

For some reason I thought we were in for an Easter egg joke.


:nws: http://i.imgur.com/K9BInLP.png :nws:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Todd totally doesn't care that he's fat. Rock on, Todd!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I'm the last person in the world to give fashion advice, but even I know not to mix patterns like that.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Julet Esqu posted:

-Man[/b]


That face! :neckbeard:

SynthOrange posted:

Robbie save the jonah in yet another iron man suit!

He can be War Robbie!

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

Midnight Moth posted:

Slylock Fox

That's totally a selfie. I mean just look at it. Also Cassie has 400 more photos just like it in her Facebook albums.
I assume they want me to notice that her pin and bracelet are on the wrong hands but what's to say after a long afternoon of being taken doggy style by Dabney, she didn't put those back on differently.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


The Phantom

This is so awesome. Why can't daily Phantom be this rad?

Pickles


Sunday Rip Haywire


Classic Prince Valiant

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man



Prince Valiant



Juliet Jones



Phantom Classic


Classic Phantom doesn't know he's not the first Phantom?


Big Ben Bolt

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


Oh no! A sad face! The saddest face!

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Dear Spiderman colorists, please make up your goddamn minds.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Humanoid Female
Mar 13, 2008


You know what would make you feel better? Some drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

I normally love Pickles, but this one made me angry as I read it. I think it's that Gilchrist has made me hate the topic reflexively.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts: File this under "Because it was part of his signing bonus." (April 16, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Today's Classic Popeye Sunday is filed under "Who booked this crap, Vince Russo?" (c. 1942)



Anyway, Olive finally redeems herself. It had to happen at least once.

Pogo, in which we discover why Sabermetrics desperately needed to be invented. (April 19, 1970)



First-Gen Blondie in which, just for variety, it's Dithers that goes off his meds. (c. 1941)



Out Our Way (October 17-18, 1924)



Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



What is even the point of this strip.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

The loop is actually happening :allears:

Phantom Kun, Denwa

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County



Calvin And Hobbes


Calvin's parents are checking out some Krazy Kat artwork.

Doug Savage creates Savage Chickens.


Marc Shank's Scurvyville is a showcase of his art.


Shoe is just all kinds of dumb today.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
9 Junji Lane.


Thank you Brooke, your creepy hand-sex cartoons mesh perfectly with the master of Japanese body-horror manga.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Really the whole of The Flesh Coloured Horror is a metaphor for Brooke's entire body of work.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





The aliens aren't real? :monocle:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth


Geez, Hil, you get home from school before your parents get home from work. Hide the bunny under the floorboards then.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

I think I know where these jokes are coming from:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Reposting yesterday's Beakman, since it's actually up now. Bitmania's running wild today, apparently.



Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


I'm choosing to interpret this as being intentional.

Wee Pals


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Whoever does Inspector Danger needs to take over ZNJ.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Probably Magic posted:

What is even the point of this strip.

kids these days sure are different

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012


That's a pretty grim conversation these kids are having.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jack Gladney posted:

I don't know if you're making a joke here, but isn't he saying that both of the photographed bills (not the photographs) are counterfeit? Canada hasn't had a $2 bill for like 20 years, and the American one has Beakman on it.

Australia moved to $2 coins more than a quarter of a century ago, but if I find a $2 note under the couch I can still take it to a bank and they'll accept it.

Maybe Canada really hates old people who kept money under their mattress?

I was going to wait until the full strip was posted, and here it is:

Wanamingo posted:

Reposting yesterday's Beakman, since it's actually up now. Bitmania's running wild today, apparently.



And it still makes no sense to me to have a Canadian $2 note there. Maybe you're right and Canada has simply declared old money to be worthless :shrug:

Maybe the author is saying that foreign money isn't real money and didn't use something like pesos because people would shout at him. Maybe it's because he's pro-bitcoina and therefore loving insane :shrug:

Maybe he really hates Canada?

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
Maybe he's saying that a bill printed on newspaper and shrunk down to fit on the sunday comics page isn't actually money.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gorilla Salad posted:

Australia moved to $2 coins more than a quarter of a century ago, but if I find a $2 note under the couch I can still take it to a bank and they'll accept it.

Maybe Canada really hates old people who kept money under their mattress?

I was going to wait until the full strip was posted, and here it is:



And it still makes no sense to me to have a Canadian $2 note there. Maybe you're right and Canada has simply declared old money to be worthless :shrug:

Maybe the author is saying that foreign money isn't real money and didn't use something like pesos because people would shout at him. Maybe it's because he's pro-bitcoina and therefore loving insane :shrug:

Maybe he really hates Canada?

Apparently they're still legal tender because a large amount are circulating, but printing stopped about eighteen years ago. The author might have gotten confused there, I suppose.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You guys are PBFing it hard. It's just a statement that what's printed there isn't money, and to find out why you kids should grab a microscope and look at some actual money to learn the secret government codes that real money has printed on it to prove that it's real. I know the Beakman dollar is distracting because it's so obviously not money, but the statement is nothing more than an attempt to try and get kids to experiment and learn something.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

This reminds me of that Dustin strip where Ed wanted Dustin to somehow buy a loving house with the money from his temp jobs.

Retail

This is honestly really stupid. The only thing worse than focusing on Marla is focusing on Cooper, and the strip would probably be about 100x better if it was about Mina instead.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Tethering can also be wireless.

Dustin

Shouldn't Dustin have to file taxes too? Or did he really make less than $6000 all year or whatever the cutoff point is?

On the Fastrack

"How nice! I have even more habits and idiosyncrasies that piss you off!"

Safe Havens

How comforting to know politics is still dominated by white men even in Mermaid-land.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic


Classic Phantom doesn't know he's not the first Phantom?
I assume the mystery is that this guy isn't mentioned in the last Phantom's diaries.

Midnight Moth posted:

On the Fastrack

Amazingly, Dethany seems to be the only comic strip character with a reasonable attitude toward taxes. I gather that it's a lot more hassle in America than it is in Australia, but still, most comic strip characters act like they're being forced to take an exam on a subject they haven't studied or something, rather than just filling in some forms.

Even if he had been on the couch all day, he has a laptop, he could easily have been looking and applying for jobs all day. But judging by the way he slammed the laptop closed like that he was actually just looking at porn again.


Ham Shears


Jill and Other Jill aren't dating? :aaa:


Hi and Lois


Hey Lois, try shutting your eyes. Then that tiny amount of light won't bother you.


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


There's only one possible answer because there's only one thing there that actually could be genuine. I suppose the magazines could be fake too, but they're not claimed to be rare or original, they could just be copies anyway.


The Lockhorns



Pardon My Planet


What? :confused:

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Tiggum posted:

Pardon My Planet


What? :confused:
Human men leave the seat up after using it to the chagrin of women, but since they're dogs they drink out of it and dog lady wants dog man to leave it up.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Midnight Moth posted:

Human men leave the seat up after using it to the chagrin of women, but since they're dogs they drink out of it and dog lady wants dog man to leave it up.

Ah, I hadn't even considered the "dogs drink out of the toilet" aspect and I just couldn't work out why dog-people would be different to humans with regard to toilet preferences. I got as far as "Is it something about their tails?" before I gave up in confusion.

Having heard this explanation though, I still don't think it works. What reason would the male dog-person have for wanting the seat down? Surely it inconveniences him just as much as the female dog-person.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Midnight Moth posted:

Shouldn't Dustin have to file taxes too? Or did he really make less than $6000 all year or whatever the cutoff point is?

Dustin files 1040EZ.

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib

Tiggum posted:

Ah, I hadn't even considered the "dogs drink out of the toilet" aspect and I just couldn't work out why dog-people would be different to humans with regard to toilet preferences. I got as far as "Is it something about their tails?" before I gave up in confusion.

Having heard this explanation though, I still don't think it works. What reason would the male dog-person have for wanting the seat down? Surely it inconveniences him just as much as the female dog-person.

Well you see, Pardon My Planet is goddamn terrible.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson



What does this mean? What does ANY of this mean?!

Sersiouly, weren't they just on some sort of flying inter-dimensional pleasure dreadnaught, and he got stabbed in the head and????
CAD is more coherent than this.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

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