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tacodaemon posted:Tigris/Euphrates? Huh? Also known as the "cradle of civilization". E: I'm not saying it's in Africa, I'm just saying it's called the Cradle of Civilization. Marley Wants More has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Apr 10, 2014 |
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Also known as "in Asia".
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tacodaemon posted:Tigris/Euphrates? Huh? 
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Clochette posted:I don't know what the gently caress to do anymore. I am so pissed (we are both white). This is what happened to Steve Nash. Jason Richardson hosed his wife.
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Byzantine posted:Also known as "in Asia". Meh, I just looked it up and it's about 800 miles / <1300km from Cairo (which is shorter than the distance between the north and south borders of California). Not exactly in Africa, but close enough for my point - especially since my country is known for not even being able to find Canada on a map, what with it being tucked away down there
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Apr 10, 2014 04:06
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Iraq: A well-known African nation. Well, close enough.
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Apr 10, 2014 04:36
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Twat McTwatterson posted:This is what happened to Steve Nash. Jason Richardson hosed his wife. Steve Nash is the ugliest man on earth. I don't know who Jason Richardson is, but he did the Nash family a favor. Spoeank posted:Iraq: A well-known African nation. Well, close enough. If we're really going by the ol' Out of Africa theory, then the "Africa" everyone comes from is closer to Chad or Kenya, where catarrhine primates emerged. If we're going by a more potentially accurate hypothesis, early primates (and therefore proto-hominoids) came from Western Asia and Europe into Africa. (I fully realize that I am biased, having studied under David Begun, but he's also a huge asswipe, so I may not be as biased as you might think.) And that first primate was...Albert Einstein. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Apr 10, 2014 |
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If some of you believe that people aren't so broken that they would use gifs and memes on the internet to inform others of soul-crushing heartfelt pain, then god bless, I wish I could go back to being that naive.
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About half of the responses to the thread were "divorce her and sue for paternity" and at least one guy suggested that this kind of thing is why /r/theredpill exists. The other half were people pointing out that either of them could have black ancestry.
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Tumblr is, as usual, completely out of control. http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/post/80589444578/i-was-nearly-killed-in-a-hit-and-run-by-a-fatophobe quote:I was nearly killed in a hit and run by a fatophobe.
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Apr 10, 2014 18:45
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Aerox posted:Tumblr is, as usual, completely out of control. What really happened, I'm sure: Fat person is walking in the road and doesn't pay attention to a car coming. Car has to slow down and honk. Fat person moves off the road slowly. Driver yells "Learn to get your fat rear end out of the road!".
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Araenna posted:What really happened, I'm sure: What really happened is it was made up wholesale. Like the person who wrote it isn't even fat IRL but wants hurtcred.
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Apr 11, 2014 00:15
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The fact that she was fat is by far the most believable thing in that post.
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Apr 11, 2014 00:21
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Morkyz posted:The fact that she was fat is by far the most believable thing in that post. That's true. Then she definitely was not outside.
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Homeowners HATE him. One man's tip for pissing on houses without repercussion.  
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Aerox posted:Tumblr is, as usual, completely out of control. Actually, I was out for a run last summer and was coming to cross at some lights because it was on the walk. Well, this one truck jumps forward over the line and I had to jump a little because I thought I was going to get hurt. Big fat slob just leering at me so I flipped her off and kept running. Then everyone stood up and clapped .Seriously I've been jeered at far more than fat people than not.
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Apr 13, 2014 19:19
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Nyarai posted:Homeowners HATE him. One man's tip for pissing on houses without repercussion. I know a guy who got arrested for peeing on his own house where no one could see him, so this is very much STDH.
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ThatPazuzu posted:I know a guy who got arrested for peeing on his own house where no one could see him, so this is very much STDH. I originally read this as "horse" and was conflicted about the potential legality of that situation.  Ummm, I guess you should wear underpants... (I can't for the life of me see what this means other than she somehow pulled out her tampon?)
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Apr 14, 2014 07:28
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 This story is even dumber when you can look at this persons post history and see them talking about their highschool.
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Apr 14, 2014 09:40
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NoUU posted:
I've never, ever, seen an FBI guy in a black suit. Usually they wear blue blazers and some solid-color slacks. I guess he wants us to believe that he was actually visited by MIB.
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bringmyfishback posted:
I can't even fathom how it could be otherwise. I mean, how--what--could a man pull out that felt like a string?
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ThatPazuzu posted:I know a guy who got arrested for peeing on his own house where no one could see him, so this is very much STDH. How did he get arrested for it if no one could see him?
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Khazar-khum posted:I can't even fathom how it could be otherwise. I mean, how--what--could a man pull out that felt like a string? I can't fathom it at all! What position would she be squatting in, wearing pants, that her tampon string could be hanging out? Was the tampon string several feet long? Did she bust her pants wide open and somehow not notice? This stdh is weirding me out. If the string was supposed to be something else, I'm even more confused.
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NoUU posted:
The first part of this had hairs lifting on the back of my neck, it felt so familiar. Can't tell you how many times I've heard similar ones from some sixtyish civil-service cobol cowboy with coffee-and-cig breath in an interdepartmental meeting.
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Telemaze posted:I can't fathom it at all! What position would she be squatting in, wearing pants, that her tampon string could be hanging out? Was the tampon string several feet long? Did she bust her pants wide open and somehow not notice? The only other option I can think of is that she's English, where pants=underwear and she was wearing a skirt. But that makes her incredibly stupid as well, because what else would a string hanging out of your underwear be?
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Palisader posted:The only other option I can think of is that she's English, where pants=underwear and she was wearing a skirt. But that makes her incredibly stupid as well, because what else would a string hanging out of your underwear be? Also every brand of tampon I've ever used has a loop of string rather than just a plain hanging string, whether it's two strings knotted together or just an unknotted loop. Not to mention they hang like two inches maximum so I mean. Like, point is that a tampon string looks distinctly different from any other string in all brands I can envision. Now it doesn't say she pulled the whole thing out, which would have been even more STDH because it's not like the things come popping out like Pez candy. I guess this would explain the tampons that appear in weird public places, but, I mean, no, no it would not. PYF: poo poo that didnt happen.txt: Menstrual Science
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sweeperbravo posted:Also every brand of tampon I've ever used has a loop of string rather than just a plain hanging string, whether it's two strings knotted together or just an unknotted loop. Not to mention they hang like two inches maximum so I mean. Like, point is that a tampon string looks distinctly different from any other string in all brands I can envision. I guess our author never considered that at least 50% of the intended audience just might be able to call them on their menstrual bullshit. Fativism. quote:Bigotry Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
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Khazar-khum posted:Fativism. The reality of the situation: A girl walks into a plus-sized store. She asks if they have anything in size two. When informed it is a plus-sized store, the girl is embarrassed, thanks the employee and leaves.
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Khazar-khum posted:Customer: Guess what, kiddo? Me: "Realistic dialog you got there, kid" MonoAus has a new favorite as of 08:31 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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BBJoey posted:The reality of the situation: FTFY
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I like how no matter what, every single time, without fail, every SINGLE fat protagonist or prota-supported fat person in stdh ALWAYS has 'a disease' instead of just admitting they're a lazy fat rear end. Seriously, I know people with thyroid conditions and the like, and shock horror at worst they're slightly overweight. Surprising that.
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Girl 2 used to weigh 200 pounds. What a hambeast. 
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The woman says she gains weight no matter how much she works out but conveniently neglects to mention anything about her diet.
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oldpainless posted:The woman says she gains weight no matter how much she works out but conveniently neglects to mention anything about her diet. I have a disease which can somehow alter the law of physics because I work out three hours a day and eat only dry salads and am still gaining weight. 
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DrNutt posted:I have a disease which can somehow alter the law of physics because I work out three hours a day and eat only dry salads and am still gaining weight. You're not the lady in the story though so we would still root for you in an STDH story 
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My co-worker's doctor told him to go on a diet so he is eating better. He had a salad with honeymustard and a microwave potpie(650cal) for lunch.
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Here's a round of stupid loving imgur confessions and FML posts. Welcome to the hottest internet trend of ten years ago, dipshits.      What the hell is this one even trying to say?
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Wasn't this from a movie?
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These all sound like scenarios from lovely sitcom writers in training.
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