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Standard Action Range 50 Target: One creature Attack: Charisma Vs. Fortitude Hit: 1d6 + Intelligence modifier yodeling damage
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Apr 13, 2014 01:00
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Gerund posted:Standard Action Range 50 whoa there buddy that looks a little too much like 4th edition, let's next that up for you. An unlimited number of times per day, you may invoke the primal power of your Terrible Yodel to inflict yodeling damage against a single enemy. Terrible Yodel is a Spell-Like ability usable as often as you like each day. In order to affect an enemy with Terible Yodel they must be susceptible to auditory effects. Creatures that are deaf or lack a method of perceiving auditory stimulation are therefore immune. As a standard action, you may yodel at a creature within 400 feet. The creature makes a Fortitude Saving Throw (DC 10 + your Charisma modifier). On a failure, they suffer 1d6 damage plus your Intelligence modifier. On a success the target is unaffected.
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Apr 13, 2014 01:06
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Misandu posted:whoa there buddy that looks a little too much like 4th edition, let's next that up for you. I-roll/You-roll single-result action resolution systems... in the year two thousand and fourteen!?!?!?!?!?
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Apr 13, 2014 01:12
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Gerund posted:I-roll/You-roll single-result action resolution systems... in the year two thousand and fourteen!?!?!?!?!? hosed up, but true.
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Apr 13, 2014 01:25
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Backpfeifengesicht. They've got the bard perfect, at least.
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Apr 13, 2014 02:09
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I love the german language  petrol blue posted:Backpfeifengesicht. They've got the bard perfect, at least. I'd say thats more an Elf-thing. Smug idiot elfs have been a thing since Shadowrun at the very least.
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Apr 13, 2014 02:12
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There is I poo poo you not a five page thread on ENWorld that is now devoted entirely to how that elf's guitar breaks their verisimilitude and is proof that Next is made for dumbed down 4e babbies.
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Apr 14, 2014 12:37
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ProfessorCirno posted:that elf's guitar breaks their verisimilitude How?
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Apr 14, 2014 12:43
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Guitars aren't in Fafhand & the Grey Mouser. e: I'm being disingenuous--of course there's a lot of stuff in appendix N that'd break their verisimilitude, because it was full of weird stuff. The real answer is because a guitar wasn't in greyhawk OR forgotten realms, and that should be enough variety of setting for anyone.
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Apr 14, 2014 12:47
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Well you see its an electric guitar and
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Apr 14, 2014 12:47
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Bread Set Jettison posted:Well you see its an electric guitar and It's literally this. There's a few people desperately trying to prove it totally is a real life medieval guitar from Spain or something? I don't even get why you'd try to convince them on their insane level instead of writing them off as joyless maniacs.
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Apr 14, 2014 14:37
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I mean, even if there weren't guitars like that, can't the "electric" guitar just be a "magic" guitar and *boom* instantly make sense?
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Apr 14, 2014 14:46
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I've seen acoustic lap steel guitars that look pretty much exactly like that, but grogs wouldn't be grogs if they weren't jealously guarding the narrowness of their own viewpoints, I guess.
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Apr 14, 2014 15:53
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ProfessorCirno posted:There is I poo poo you not a five page thread on ENWorld that is now devoted entirely to how that elf's guitar breaks their verisimilitude and is proof that Next is made for dumbed down 4e babbies. Hahaha god these people are literally the most soulless fun haters ever.
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Apr 14, 2014 16:16
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Generic Octopus posted:I mean, even if there weren't guitars like that, can't the "electric" guitar just be a "magic" guitar and *boom* instantly make sense? Only wizards can have magic you loving communist!
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Apr 14, 2014 16:18
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Vire posted:Hahaha god these people are literally the most soulless fun haters ever.
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Apr 14, 2014 16:53
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:I've seen acoustic lap steel guitars that look pretty much exactly like that, but grogs wouldn't be grogs if they weren't jealously guarding the narrowness of their own viewpoints, I guess. it kinda looked like a resonator at first but looking twice not so much
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Apr 14, 2014 17:35
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I have no imagination and I must scream
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Apr 14, 2014 20:33
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No, just type up a "retrogame."
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Apr 14, 2014 20:34
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ProfessorCirno posted:There is I poo poo you not a five page thread on ENWorld that is now devoted entirely to how that elf's guitar breaks their verisimilitude and is proof that Next is made for dumbed down 4e babbies. Hahahahahaha I have to see this, post a link.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:34
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arent bards full casters now too so they should be making GBS threads magic, certainly enough to do some basic amp poo poo
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Apr 14, 2014 20:58
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Dr Pepper posted:Hahahahahaha I have to see this, post a link. http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?354293-Better-pics-from-PAX-East have at it.
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Apr 14, 2014 21:14
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01011001 posted:arent bards full casters now too band nerds were a tier above en poster in highschool so they too shouldn't have nice things
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Apr 14, 2014 22:21
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Vire posted:http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?354293-Better-pics-from-PAX-East Hahahahaha. That guitar the Elf is using is clearly too unrealistic for my fantasy game.
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Apr 14, 2014 22:31
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For the amount of dumb motherfuckers that will go the extra mile with halfway-broken house rules in order to work out their own steampunk robo-limb fantasies, you'd think that a slightly tricked out guitar would be celebrated.
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Apr 14, 2014 22:50
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there really needs to be a write up on the magical construction of this item and how it operates (magic) before i can accept it into my game
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Apr 14, 2014 22:54
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stoutfish posted:there really needs to be a write up on the magical construction of this item and how it operates (magic) before i can accept it into my game Well I took a guitar and put some magic in it and now it's louder.
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Apr 14, 2014 23:08
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Well I took a guitar and put some magic in it and now it's louder. no no no a wizard had to make the guitar magic first, sheesh
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Apr 14, 2014 23:11
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Well I took a guitar and put some magic in it and now it's louder. "The attack bonus, the saves, the spells, they all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and..." Oh, I see. And most systems go up to ten? "Exactly." Does that mean it's better? Is it any better? "Well, it's one better, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your magical guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?" I don't know. "Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra level to kill Vecna, you know what we do?" Put it up to eleven. "Eleven. Exactly. One better." Why don't you just make ten better and make ten be the top number? [pause] "D&DNext goes to eleven."
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Apr 14, 2014 23:13
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Vire posted:http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?354293-Better-pics-from-PAX-East * I'm assuming that the bard is meant to be male based on the depicted narrow hips; however, the apparent angle of the (clothed) left elbow does give me some pause in that regard.
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Apr 15, 2014 02:48
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elfs are gay
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Apr 15, 2014 02:50
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straight elfs ruin my verisimilitude
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Apr 15, 2014 03:00
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Fungah! posted:* I'm assuming that the bard is meant to be male based on the depicted narrow hips; however, the apparent angle of the (clothed) left elbow does give me some pause in that regard. hmmm yeah that elf got a real girly elbow
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Apr 15, 2014 04:48
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Gerund posted:
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Apr 15, 2014 06:37
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elfs are so thin because of their raw paleo diet, no fire and no field-crops, they're basically creepy hairless cavemen
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Apr 15, 2014 07:21
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I like the elfs in dwarf fortress: wage holy war on any sapients who dare harm a tree, eat their dead
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Apr 15, 2014 07:22
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Doc Hawkins posted:I like the elfs in dwarf fortress: wage holy war on any sapients who dare harm a tree, eat their dead So what you're trying to say is that the elfs in dwarf fortress are like portland vegans?
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Apr 15, 2014 07:26
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Error 404 posted:So what you're trying to say is that the elfs in dwarf fortress are like portland vegans? They will literally murder you if you try to sell them chairs. (I wish the other races in Dwarf Fortress were so zany)
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Apr 15, 2014 07:41
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But they'll happily buy heaps of filthy rags that should've been thrown in a volcano a long time ago. Sort of like Pathfinder players.
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