April 2014 Vet thread: grover's pushing too many pencils to post

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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

# ? Apr 13, 2014 20:20

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

# ? Apr 13, 2014 20:23

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

thank you for your cervices

# ? Apr 13, 2014 21:37

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mad Dragon posted:

thank you for your crevices

# ? Apr 13, 2014 22:51

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CERVIX
A Tribute to Mothers, The Heroes of Humanity

don't steal this idea I need to turn it into a kickstarter and infiltrate pinterest

# ? Apr 13, 2014 23:22

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Victor Vermis posted:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CERVIX
A Tribute to Mothers, The Heroes of Humanity

don't steal this idea I need to turn it into a kickstarter and infiltrate pinterest

make beef-colored magnetic ribbons

beef curtains :downsrim:

# ? Apr 13, 2014 23:25

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

mighty fine butts there

# ? Apr 13, 2014 23:32

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

peep these fart lockers

l@@k

# ? Apr 14, 2014 02:01

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

why do cosmos and game of thrones have to be on at the same time?

shut up nerd

# ? Apr 14, 2014 02:27

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

why do cosmos and game of thrones have to be on at the same time?

shut up nerd

if this isn't an easy decision for you kill yourself

# ? Apr 14, 2014 02:36

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

They are both for faggots so considering either one is cause for suicide

# ? Apr 14, 2014 02:44

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

Cole posted:

They are both for faggots so considering either one is cause for suicide

this is half dumb ur full dumb

# ? Apr 14, 2014 02:45

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

there should be a cosmos themed porno

take the ship of imagination to that chick's black hole

# ? Apr 14, 2014 03:00

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

http://xhamster.com/movies/1017554/xxx_trek_complete_movie_f70.html :nws:

# ? Apr 14, 2014 03:46

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Cole posted:

They are both for faggots so considering either one is cause for suicide

ur a human being w/ aids

# ? Apr 14, 2014 03:47

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

if this isn't an easy decision for you kill yourself

also, thanks to the magic of hbogo, it is v. easy

# ? Apr 14, 2014 03:52

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

genderstomper58 posted:

Improper skiing PPE

# ? Apr 14, 2014 04:46

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Delizin posted:

PAWG

# ? Apr 14, 2014 05:53

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Cole posted:

They are both for faggots so considering either one is cause for suicide

lmao I can't wait until you dive headlong into alcoholism and finally kill yourself after crying at pictures of your ex on Facebook.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 13:46

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

GiP needs a Mean Gene hotline so I can find out in advance who gleep is gonna shoot on next.

poo poo's 2sweet

# ? Apr 14, 2014 15:22

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

gleep gloop posted:

lmao I can't wait until you dive headlong into alcoholism and finally kill yourself after crying at pictures of your ex on Facebook.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 16:22

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Reminder: Asking trans people to disclose their status to potential sex partners is literally the same as 10 gigaHitlers.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 17:06

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

I imagine sliding a dick into a trans vagina is like stuffing a balled up receipt into a poorly sewn up pocket.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 17:18

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

holocaust bloopers posted:

I imagine sliding a dick into a trans vagina is like stuffing a balled up receipt into a poorly sewn up pocket.

A hole is a hole and every hole is a goal.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 17:20

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Reminder: Asking trans people to disclose their status to potential sex partners is literally the same as 10 gigaHitlers.

Honestly it doesn't take a genius to figure that poo poo out before this happens to you

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/mTdNyAk.jpg :nws:

# ? Apr 14, 2014 17:24

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

Booblord Zagats posted:

Honestly it doesn't take a genius to figure that poo poo out before this happens to you

http://i.imgur.com/mTdNyAk.jpg

nope

# ? Apr 14, 2014 17:49

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Reminder: Asking trans people to disclose their status to potential sex partners is literally the same as 10 gigaHitlers.

How dare you imply that there is literally any kind of difference between women and trans women. How dare you.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 18:39

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fister Roboto posted:

How dare you imply that there is literally any kind of difference between women and trans women. How dare you.

A trans woman is like a 2004 Sti. Sure it's an Sti and does pretty much what you want, but the owner probably did a hack job tune and there's a lot of hard miles on it. Most likely it has a re-build title, too.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 19:01

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

A trans woman is like a 2004 Sti. Sure it's an Sti and does pretty much what you want, but the owner probably did a hack job tune and there's a lot of hard miles on it. Most likely it has a re-build title, too.

But atleast the STI doesn't spend all day in tumblr bitching about how it got found out by some bigot at the bar because they spotted a crotch bulge and a 5 o'clock shadow

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Apr 14, 2014

# ? Apr 14, 2014 19:21

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

But atleast the STI doesn't spend all day in tumblr bitching about how it got found out by some bigot at the bar because they spotted a crotch bulge and a 5 o'clock shadow

# ? Apr 14, 2014 19:42

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'd gently caress the Its Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy. But they're never that pretty irl

# ? Apr 14, 2014 19:51

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'd gently caress the Its Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy. But they're never that pretty irl

Please change title to April 2014 Vet Thread - I'd gently caress the It's Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy.

I believe this would show solidarity with our trans forums members.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 19:55

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

holocaust bloopers posted:

Please change title to April 2014 Vet Thread - I'd gently caress the It's Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy.

I believe this would show solidarity with our trans forums members.

If putting your penis in something most wouldn't = acceptance, GiP is and always has been the most progressive subforum.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 20:01

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

if any other goons disagree that we're the most progressive, they are literally Hitler

there I said it

# ? Apr 14, 2014 20:50

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

A trans woman is like a 2004 Sti.

More like a '98 2.5RS with STI stickers on it.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 20:56

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Please change title to April 2014 Vet Thread - I'd gently caress the It's Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy.

I believe this would show solidarity with our trans forums members.

I used to own a Trans-Am, but one day the transmission caught fire and I got rid of it for literally being a flamming double trannie

True-fuckin-story

# ? Apr 14, 2014 21:16

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

A trans woman is like a 2004 Sti. Sure it's an Sti and does pretty much what you want, but the owner probably did a hack job tune and there's a lot of hard miles on it. Most likely it has a re-build title, too.

You can fix a hacked up car. You can't fix a tranny.

Posting from couch while brakes cool off so I can fix them. :sigh:

holocaust bloopers posted:

Please change title to April 2014 Vet Thread - I'd gently caress the It's Always Sunny tranny if it was post-op and I was tipsy.

I believe this would show solidarity with our trans forums members.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 21:38

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Mike-o posted:

if any other goons disagree that we're the most progressive, they are literally Hitler

there I said it

No one ever said progress had to be forward

# ? Apr 14, 2014 21:43

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

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# ? Apr 14, 2014 22:13

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She writes like most officers. Could be legit.

# ? Apr 14, 2014 22:19

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