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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Paperhouse posted:

That's really cunty but also quite funny that he literally does not give a poo poo

He's gonna have a proper meltdown if she ever breaks up with him.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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El Hefe posted:

Same reason Barca and Real Madrid players drive Audis, they are given to them for free.

audis are nice cars though

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Icardi is a oval office, but that's banter done right.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Eau de MacGowan posted:

audis are nice cars though

If you think that's bad, Juventus players are stuck with Jeeps.

And Im sure there are photos of Manchester United players in loving Chevy's.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Gigi Galli posted:

If you think that's bad, Juventus players are stuck with Jeeps.

And Im sure there are photos of Manchester United players in loving Chevy's.

i would have a camaro or a jeep over a volvo any day

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

If you think that's bad, Juventus players are stuck with Jeeps.

And Im sure there are photos of Manchester United players in loving Chevy's.

Someone nicked Scholes' one, lucky I guess...

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Gigi Galli posted:

Icardi's turning in to a little poo poo, he posted this on twitter today:



With the caption: "Wanda, why do you make me drive like this??!?" The gesture, if you don't know, is the "cornuto" which is basically telling someone that their wife is sleeping around and that the person is such a beta that he's ok with it.

I'm just amazed they have a word for something so specific

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Icardi posted this like an hour ago. That's Maxi Lopez son. What a loving oval office this guy is, I'm legit mad :mad:


Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

ayb posted:

I'm just amazed they have a word for something so specific

There's a word for it in English too, I think. Cuckold? I do like that we have a gesture for it though, heh.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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ayb posted:

I'm just amazed they have a word for something so specific

have you never heard the word cuckold?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ayb posted:

I'm just amazed they have a word for something so specific

Isn't the English word for that cuckold?

lol three in a row

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

NattyBo posted:

Icardi posted this like an hour ago. That's Maxi Lopez son. What a loving oval office this guy is, I'm legit mad :mad:




This dude is loving hilarious.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Maybe some footballers, like many people, do not care about cars and just use them to drive around and they buy one that they think looks nice

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Paperhouse posted:

they buy one that they think looks nice

youre just proving my point here, by this criteria why would he buy a volvo

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
I can't tell if this belongs in the Weekend Web or not.

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
choose suicide

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I would like to choose Alan Hansen's face.

To punch it.

aeverous
Nov 13, 2009

Eau de MacGowan posted:

youre just proving my point here, by this criteria why would he buy a volvo

Safety first.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

aeverous posted:

Safety first.

He's got a kid to worry about now

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
I remember my first car was a Corsa and I read in the paper that a Manchester United player showed up on his first day in a Corsa and was ridiculed mercilessly. I'm still bitter about that.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

ayb posted:

I'm just amazed they have a word for something so specific

"wearing the horns" of a cuckold has been around forever

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

Seltzer posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.

'Not North American' is a pretty vague guess but yes

His Wikipedia page posted:

Wondolowski then got up, touched González lightly, who then fell down in a heap like a giant pussy. González hopefully will receive a fine and a suspension because he's a poo poo stirring oval office fucker.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Seltzer posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.
:greenangel:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Seltzer posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.

Jozy dives like a dolphin with multiple sclerosis

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Seltzer posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.

Where is this pasted from

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vaginal culture posted:

Jozy dives like a dolphin with multiple sclerosis

He's the Montell Williams of diving.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Seltzer posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjDaW3VXjnw
pretend it starts at 5:40. Keep watching it goes on for ages

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I've been saying it for years Costa Rica needs to be invaded and/or bombed

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp


Well I guess we know what he finally decided on.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


vaginal culture posted:

I've been saying it for years Costa Rica needs to be invaded and/or bombed

They do seem pretty scummy.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vaginal culture posted:

I've been saying it for years Costa Rica needs to be invaded and/or bombed

Wouldn't be tough, they don't have a military.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Iridium posted:



Well I guess we know what he finally decided on.

Fergie didn't die, tbf

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Homura posted:

Fergie didn't die, tbf
Seeing Liverpool back on their loving perch next month might do the trick though

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Eau de MacGowan posted:

why is a professional footballer driving a volvo and did he mod the logo or does that come as standard now for true alphas

That's just what the Volvo logo looks like though?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pik_d posted:

That's just what the Volvo logo looks like though?

He lives in Japan where the arrow is much shorter.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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pik_d posted:

That's just what the Volvo logo looks like though?

holy gently caress

i have never noticed this before

man are they compensating

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Eau de MacGowan posted:

holy gently caress

i have never noticed this before

man are they compensating

It was chosen to make a connection between the company and the Swedish iron industry, as that symbol was the symbol for iron.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Seltzer posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the crew player who dives after fouling American hero Chris Wondolowski is South American or European. We may suck at soccer, but I'm glad (for the moment at least, I'm looking at you Julian Green) when our players go down they get back up and don't go into the Italian spastic faux death throes.

Let's not forget Wondo is a shitbag on a poo poo team known for hitting people when the ref isn't looking and getting away with it. Remember when everyone around the league was happy this year that their #1 rear end in a top hat, Steven Lenhart, did his ACL? I have no sympathy for those guys at all.

But don't worry, the Crew player will get a 1 game suspension when the league reviews it.

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
AC Milan fans paid their own respects to the victims of Hillsborough yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lM5rB1Y5i0

Very cool.

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