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Apr 14, 2014 15:24
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 15:38
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 15:41
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Say, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Beelz R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" over the Ocean.
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Apr 14, 2014 15:53
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> sing a loving sea chantey already
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Apr 14, 2014 16:02
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Say, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Beelz R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" over the Ocean. Repeatedly.
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Apr 14, 2014 16:08
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gently caress teh ocean
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Apr 14, 2014 16:23
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drink the red seawater
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Apr 14, 2014 16:23
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 16:25
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Vengarr posted:Turn on the radio, say "I found the plane, it's--AUGH HE'S KILLING ME AAAUUGGGGGH" and then hang up
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Apr 14, 2014 16:35
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Apr 14, 2014 16:56
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Shoot flares into the air non stop and drink more sea water. When approached, say "It is an emergency because I am getting sick off of sea water I am drinking. Please help me." and drink more sea water.
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Apr 14, 2014 16:58
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hijack security boat and steal the guns
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Apr 14, 2014 17:03
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Dump a lot of the blood and chunks into the other boat and rig it up to speed in the direction of the rest of the fleet.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:06
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security's probably gonna have a nicer boat so >use flares and gas to prepare rudimentary weapons to kill security crew
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Apr 14, 2014 17:07
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Put both outboards on one boat and then jump the security boat when it comes like the Dukes of Hazzard.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:10
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fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:10
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> Poor gasoline all over both boats, hide flares in your clothes, wait for security,
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Apr 14, 2014 17:15
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot. this is a better way to go about it actually yeah
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Apr 14, 2014 17:17
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SquadronROE posted:Shoot flares into the air non stop and drink more sea water. When approached, say "It is an emergency because I am getting sick off of sea water I am drinking. Please help me." and drink more sea water.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:19
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Start the motors and head towards land.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:24
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>strip off clothes, leap into the water and live amongst the fish for the remainder of life while masturbating
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Apr 14, 2014 17:27
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If this is the Indian Ocean there's a good chance some of them died there. Summon ancient Indian ghosts. Tell them General Custer is arriving in a boat.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:29
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:31
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot. Make sure to offer them a place on your crew before throwing the flare!
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Apr 14, 2014 17:34
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when security shows up steal their poo poo and kill them
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Apr 14, 2014 17:34
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use securities computer to check your facebook
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Apr 14, 2014 17:35
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot. this, and masturbate whilst doing so
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Apr 14, 2014 17:41
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Minesweep posted:use securities computer to check your facebook This is a good plan. Maybe some passengers on the plane checked in with Four Square and then you'll know where they are.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:41
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float in bloody water pretending to be dead
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Apr 14, 2014 17:42
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contact command and inform them that you are gay again
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Apr 14, 2014 17:42
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You know, security, like they have, guarding those gated communities, in the middle of a remote stretch of the Indian Ocean. Security. What I'm saying is, call that assholes bluff.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:46
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot.
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Apr 14, 2014 17:48
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> Correct inconsistent pixel density
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Apr 14, 2014 17:52
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Pull your penis out. It's a beautiful day on the ocean. How often do you get a chance to tan your pecker?
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Apr 14, 2014 17:55
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Smear gore all over boat then cling to the side just under the waterline with a knife in your teeth. When security hops in to investigate, jump up behind them and slit their throats. Arrange the bodies in a homosexual tableau. Loot the poo poo out of everything then steal the security boat.
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Apr 14, 2014 18:02
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot.
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Apr 14, 2014 18:02
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot. this but hide underwater and blow up both boats
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Apr 14, 2014 18:04
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construct a makeshift fursuit
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Apr 14, 2014 18:11
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Concerned Citizen posted:construct a makeshift fursuit
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