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Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

TMMadman posted:

Take that, Washington!
Eat lead, Einstein!
Show's over, Shakespeare!

TMMadman, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

:argh: Lousy Goons! They ruined Something Awful!
That's a crud post, it belongs in crud town.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Get outta Bumtown, you no-talent bum! :argh:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all! :argh:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

TMMadman posted:

Take that, Washington!
Eat lead, Einstein!
Show's over, Shakespeare!

Stay back...I have powers....
Political powers!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

gary oldmans diary posted:

That's a crud post, it belongs in crud town.

Soon I will kill you.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

Soon I will kill you.
Hotdog, come here, there's a sinister-looking Cath I want you to see.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! Why, you're not from Scotland at all! :argh:

Too crazy for Boystown, too much of a boy for Crazytown.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

:argh: Lousy Goons! They ruined Something Awful!

You goons sure are a contentious people!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

gary oldmans diary posted:

Hotdog, come here, there's a sinister-looking Cath I want you to see.

Oh, it's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Too crazy for Boystown, too much of a boy for Crazytown.

Better start with Greek Town. Bring back some of them gyros!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack posted:

Better start with Greek Town. Bring back some of them gyros!

I should have got off at Crackton.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

I should have got off at Crackton.

Tokelau, seeing how this is your first day, you're inexperienced and vulnerable. Your beat is Junkyville and Bumtown.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

You goons sure are a contentious people!

:laffo: It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh, it's just Writer Cath and a mysterious stranger.

:allears: If only someone could tame him.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

:allears: If only someone could tame him.

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

Sure is ugly, though.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

Sure is ugly, though.

Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets I would; but to me, MondayHotDog's beautiful!!! :colbert:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

You goons sure are a contentious people!

I'm sick of you goons, you're nothing but a pack of fickle mush heads!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets I would; but to me, MondayHotDog's beautiful!!! :colbert:

That's not what you said the first time you saw me! :argh:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

That's not what you said the first time you saw me! :argh:

That's not how I remember it.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

Sure is ugly, though.

Hey, Locust! Catch the football!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I'm sick of you goons, you're nothing but a pack of fickle mush heads!

You're right! Tell us like it is, TMMadman! :neckbeard:

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Skeesix posted:

Hey, Locust! Catch the football!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mV1LWhNpTJU#t=7

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Everything Counts posted:

That's not how I remember it.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

You're right! Tell us like it is, TMMadman! :neckbeard:

But first, we all stink! That's according to a national survey ranking Something Awful as the least popular site on the Internet.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


IMJack posted:

But first, we all stink! That's according to a national survey ranking Something Awful as the least popular site on the Internet.

We propose changing the name from SomethingAwful to Seinfeld.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

But first, we all stink! That's according to a national survey ranking Something Awful as the least popular site on the Internet.

Tonight on Eye on Springfield. Opening day at the world first two-story outhouse!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

TMMadman posted:

Tonight on Eye on Springfield. Opening day at the world first two-story outhouse!

And that was the only folly the goons of the Simpson Quote thread ever took on.

...except the Popsicle stick skyscraper.


...and the 50-foot magnifying glass.




...and the escalator to nowhere.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

And that was the only folly the goons of the Simpson Quote thread ever took on.

...except the Popsicle stick skyscraper.


...and the 50-foot magnifying glass.




...and the escalator to nowhere.

But first, we salute the silver anniversary of the Springfield Tire Yard Fire! It's been twenty-five years and still burning strong!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Would you look at those morons... I paid my taxes over a year ago!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Would you look at those morons... I paid my taxes over a year ago!

But CharlieFoxtrot, I put the tax forms on top of your to-do pile a month ago!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

And that was the only folly the goons of the Simpson Quote thread ever took on.

...except the Popsicle stick skyscraper.


...and the 50-foot magnifying glass.




...and the escalator to nowhere.
Yep, it's true. And I hear you asking: "Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations?" Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats at Washington? :laffo: Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one'll notice! Maybe the problem with juuust fix itself.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

Yep, it's true. And I hear you asking: "Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations?" Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats at Washington? :laffo: Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one'll notice! Maybe the problem with juuust fix itself.

Oh, can't anyone in this town take the law into their own hands?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets I would; but to me, MondayHotDog's beautiful!!! :colbert:

BloodDesk likes MondayHotDog!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

MondayHotDog posted:

BloodDesk likes MondayHotDog!

NOBODY LIKES MONDAYHOTDOG! :argh:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Spiffster posted:

NOBODY LIKES MONDAYHOTDOG! :argh:
HotDog, you are the worst human being I have ever met.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

HotDog, you are the worst human being I have ever met.

MondayHotDog? Oh. I'm only ten and I already got two mortal enemies.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

gary oldmans diary posted:

HotDog, you are the worst human being I have ever met.

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I -- I can't compete with that stuff.

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