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Concerned Citizen posted:construct a makeshift fursuit
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Pull your penis out. It's a beautiful day on the ocean. How often do you get a chance to tan your pecker? apply lotion* to penis, repeatedly (*gasoline)
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Apr 14, 2014 18:27
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> Go Left
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Apr 14, 2014 18:41
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>Stick head in water and make pinging noises as loud as you can
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Apr 14, 2014 19:17
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what's that underwater drone doing anyway
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Apr 14, 2014 19:19
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Apr 14, 2014 19:19
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> Jump in the water and swim away like a Dolphin > Game Over
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Apr 14, 2014 19:20
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The worst thing I could suggest to anyone is to try to get to Australia by boat, so yeah, do that.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:22
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Smoke another flare like a cigar and sway "I love it when a plan comes together."
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Apr 14, 2014 19:23
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masturbate
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Apr 14, 2014 19:23
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>offer the remaining security guard a glass of sea water
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Apr 14, 2014 19:24
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Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:24
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Grab the machine gun, become Rambo
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Apr 14, 2014 19:24
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Vengarr posted:Grab the machine gun, become Rambo
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Apr 14, 2014 19:27
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intimidate and recruit the other security man into your crew
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Apr 14, 2014 19:27
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:27
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:28
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That DICK! posted:>offer the remaining security guard a glass of sea water
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Apr 14, 2014 19:30
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:30
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:32
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:33
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:36
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:36
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:37
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:38
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:41
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:45
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 19:51
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wilderthanmild posted:Use this surprise to jump over to the other boat and swing the machine gun around to take out the remaining guy. Tearfully ask why they couldn't just accept you being gay and loving seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:14
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Celebrate with a glass of seawater.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:15
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PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT
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Apr 14, 2014 20:16
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>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:16
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT
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Apr 14, 2014 20:17
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>Transfer all supplies to the gunship and go right
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Apr 14, 2014 20:17
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wash down all that seawater by consuming the flesh of your fallen enemies, thereby gaining their powers
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Apr 14, 2014 20:17
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> Take out your iPhone and take a selfie of your gaping anus to show the captain how gay you are.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:17
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> Shoot all three rafts with the machine gun and go on to live under the sea
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Apr 14, 2014 20:19
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Throw his corpse onto the burnt boat and sink it. With any luck they can spot the plane on their way down to Hell! EMILY BLUNTS posted:PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT and this.
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Pawn 17 posted:>Transfer all supplies to the gunship and go right
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