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turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Guys! I've got it!

>Find MH370

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Throw his corpse onto the burnt boat and sink it.

With any luck they can spot the plane on their way down to Hell!


and this.

Oh, and while the burnt boat is sinking use the ROV to watch where it goes. This will give you important information about the currents so as to better predict where the plane wreckage might be.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Take the radio and in a creepy breathy voice tell them "I only grow stronger". Go through everything on the gunboat. Take the bullet proof vest. Take off all your clothes and put that on.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>transfer all supplies to the gunship. radio in with the following message "i am a huge human being and i love getting the dick" drink some seawater to celebrate your victory

Soviet
Jul 17, 2003

stick it in me
>take off all of your clothes

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler

SquadronROE posted:

Guys! I've got it!

>Find MH370

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
>Call captain on radio. Explain that you've found something important with the drone and he should check out the camera feed. Drive drone up to edge of boat and poop on camera lens.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

>Call captain on radio. Explain that you've found something important with the drone and he should check out the camera feed. Drive drone up to edge of boat and poop on camera lens.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Command ROV to surface.

Attach naked, dead body to ROV.

Write on dead body, "YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR".

Send ROV back to the captain.

Attach all the outboards to gunboat.

Toadsniff
Apr 10, 2006

Fire Down Below: Crab Company 2
> Poop and pee into the boat, mold the poop into what resembles people and let them float in the pee. Take a picture and send it to the captain telling him all the brown people died in the crash.

WHERE MY HAT IS AT
Jan 7, 2011

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT
while masturbating if possible

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Call captain on radio.

Offer him a place aboard your pirate ship if he renounces God.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT

But not pointing in the same direction.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

NecroMonster posted:

>transfer all supplies to the gunship. radio in with the following message "i am a huge human being and i love getting the dick" drink some seawater to celebrate your victory

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Vengarr posted:

>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
do whatever but make sure you drink more seawater while doing it

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Drunkboxer posted:

do whatever but make sure you drink more seawater while doing it

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
is this supposed to be funny or something

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

>use whatever means and items available to locate and destroy forums poster CommonTerry

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

CommonTerry posted:

is this supposed to be funny or something

hahaha get hosed you whitenoise piece of poo poo

Perfidia
Nov 25, 2007
It's a fact!
>use hat for sail to escape radar detection
>sail for macao and life of luxury

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

Feranon posted:

>use whatever means and items available to locate and destroy forums poster CommonTerry

pfft yeah like thats goin

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

>after masturbating, come on Terry

Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy
>Eat the corpses
>Fire machine gun wildly into the air while shouting "WOOOHOOOO!!!"

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Attach machineguns to underwater drone. Use drone to terrorize the seas.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Use your mastery of mechanics to convert the underwater drone into a flying drone. Arm the drone with the machine gun.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Vengarr posted:

>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.


EMILY BLUNTS posted:

PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Vengarr posted:

>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.

DataRat
Dec 25, 2009

Vengarr posted:

>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Vengarr posted:

>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



put on the bulletproof vest and the man's hat and rip off his moustache and affix it to your face


go back to the ship and assume his identity

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Vengarr posted:

>Turn on the radio, say "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho", then hang up.

>Also make sure that they really know you're gay, then

Pawn 17 posted:

>Transfer all supplies to the gunship and go right

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Pawn 17 posted:

>Transfer all supplies to the gunship and go right

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Equip Bullet-proof life jacket
>Be the autonomous submersible

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


EMILY BLUNTS posted:

PUT ALL THREE OUTBOARD ENGINES ON THE GUNBOAT

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
>seductively lap up blood from the gunshot wounds and wink at the camera

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Pawn 17 posted:

>Transfer all supplies to the gunship and go right

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.



>Put in command 4 8 15 16 23 42 in the drone computer thingy. Put shoe on head.

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Carefully peel off the face of the guy you shot. Use it to cover your face.

First carefully peel off your own face and put it on the burnt guy so they'll think you're dead.

Kind of a gross Silence of the Lambs / Face Off mash-up I guess.

Stop taunting people no one ever accomplished anything from taunts. Armed with a machinegun and a clever disguise, go diving and see if there is anything to loot on that plane. Scavenging these boats is small potatoes compared to a jetliner.

Also, take the three outboard engines. If the plane is mostly in one piece you can make it into an attack sub with them.

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