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quote:The field consists of three concentric circles. On the outer circle are the four Kronum goals which are shared by the two teams. In front of every goal is a round Goal Zone and a rectilinear Wedge Zone. Bordering the Wedge Zone is the Flex Zone. The only difference between the two zones is that the use of hands in the Wedge Zone is restricted. Then is the Cross Zone, having the shape of a cross. In the middle of the field there is a smaller ring called the Second Ring, and inside that, the Prime Ring.
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The first circle of Kronum contains the unbaptised and the virtuous pagans
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Blue Screen Error posted:This is my favourite bit, fast paced exciting statistics american football isn't even fast paced. it's one of the slowest and most boring sports ever invented. have a look in TFF and see what the 'required reading' is.
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Byolante posted:America just did what they did when they turned out to be poo poo at Rugby and Cricket, invented a new sport only they play to dominate. Ladies and Gentleman, may I give to you the new sport of 2014, KRONUM! i thought cuba and japan were better at baseball anyway
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First off, let me say that I don't play soccer and don't even really watch it. BUT, what if a player like LeBron James played soccer. He is 6'8" tall, has a 44 inch vertical jump, and can run around like a man much smaller than himself. I'm not a soccer expert, but why couldn't a team put LeBron James near the goal and just kick the ball up high where only he can reach it and he can put headers in the net all day?
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tetsman posted:i thought cuba and japan were better at baseball anyway They haven't been best at baseball for a while http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_World_Cup / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Baseball_Classic
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belgend posted:They haven't been best at baseball for a while http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_World_Cup / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Baseball_Classic I bet they're going to say those tournaments don't matter. They're going to say it because USA aren't any good in those.
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This picture will trigger Kwaggas PTSD.
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belgend posted:They haven't been best at baseball for a while http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_World_Cup / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Baseball_Classic England have won as many world cups in baseball as they have in football. I'd say that was about right.
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Strawman posted:England have won as many world cups in baseball as they have in football. I'd say that was about right. Two World Wars, Two World Cups
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Pantsuit posted:american football isn't even fast paced. it's one of the slowest and most boring sports ever invented. have a look in TFF and see what the 'required reading' is. No it is really good and it is fast and brutal as hell. The thing is its an anaerobic sport whereas soccer is an aerobic sport
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Pantsuit posted:american football isn't even fast paced. it's one of the slowest and most boring sports ever invented. have a look in TFF and see what the 'required reading' is.
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American football owns let's not let this get in the way of the real issue: they're bad at football
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# ? Apr 13, 2014 18:02 |
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Good on the Sun for reporting to the truth about Januzaj way back then
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vaginal culture posted:No it is really good and it is fast and brutal as hell. The thing is its an anaerobic sport whereas soccer is an aerobic sport Your brain is anerobic.
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Strawman posted:England have won as many world cups in baseball as they have in football. I'd say that was about right. Well they did invent both sports.
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chuggo is BACK posted:American football owns let's not let this get in the way of the real issue: they're bad at football You can tell it doesn't when you#ve got a boring troll, an autistic childe and a monkey saying it does
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fat gay nonce posted:You can tell it doesn't when you#ve got a boring troll, an autistic childe and a monkey saying it does Boring troll zzz
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Why Messi doesn´t play for USA soccer team? He is from USA and he is white, why he doesn´t play for America? We can win the World Cup with him!
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chuggo is BACK posted:Boring troll zzz
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quote:Alright you little media fuckers. quote:Right, you've been singing Munich songs long before Hillsborough, even taking banners to games where you killed people. Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Apr 14, 2014 |
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Why Soccer Sucks The ever-growing list of reasons why soccer sucks. Why not use your hands? Or your brain? Pompous pseudo-intellectual Europeans who become soccer fans in order to convince the populace of their link to the common man. The correct term for 0 is zero, not nil. Take a math class. Soccer participants on the same team have different jerseys. The obviously higher intelligence of hockey (goaltender) or football (offensive linemen) fans and referees is evident, since we don't need a different uniform to indicate a different privilege in the rule book Soccer apologists say the reason it is not popular in the US is because it wasn't invented in the US. First, soccer originated from the North American game called pasuckuakohowog several hundred years before the British played something resembling it. Second, basketball was the creation of a Canadian, yet is very popular in the US. Third, football was the creation of a Canadian, yet is very popular in the US. Soccer apologists say the reason it is not popular in the US is because the US is not any good at that activity. The US soccer team won the World Cup in 1991 and 1999. Better find another reason. Soccer apologists steal terms from real sports. Hint: a pitch is something an option QB does. A draw is a running play designed to counter a strong pass rush. Football is a real sport that involves athletes in pads and helmets, not sissies playing kickball. Soccer markets to Nazis - even today. Umbro markets Zyklon, a type of shoe, to soccer participants. Zyklon was the name of the gas used to kill Jews in WWII. Soccer cheering has no point. Football fans successfully cause opposing teams' offenses to call timeouts, use up the play clock, screw up audibles or cause procedure penalties. Ask Burt Hooton whether baseball fans affect an opponent's performance. Soccer? They sing songs - which all sound the same - regardless of outcome. It doesn't celebrate performance. It doesn't serve to intimidate. It has no purpose.
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Holy lmao that cant be real
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Drogadon posted:Holy lmao that cant be real A piss poor troll attempt tbh, I don't rate it at all.
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nooo
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Ewar Woowar posted:Soccer markets to Nazis - even today. Umbro markets Zyklon, a type of shoe, to soccer participants. Zyklon was the name of the gas used to kill Jews in WWII. I had to look this up and holy poo poo, it's real. Link It was 12 years ago, but how on earth did that happen?
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Mickolution posted:I had to look this up and holy poo poo, it's real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ChSE7VOk5E
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Mickolution posted:It was 12 years ago, but how on earth did that happen? Zyklon = Cyclone
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Azerban posted:Zyklon = Cyclone
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# ? Apr 14, 2014 20:03 |
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wow, that loving ronaldo gif has a watermark now? weve gone far
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# ? Apr 14, 2014 20:26 |
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belgend posted:wow, that loving ronaldo gif has a watermark now? weve gone far I just image searched it and posted the first one that was small enough to upload from imgur
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# ? Apr 14, 2014 20:30 |
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I still like nike's special st patrick's shoes better
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# ? Apr 14, 2014 21:13 |
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Ewar Woowar posted:The correct term for 0 is zero, not nil. Take a math class. Actually, the correct term for 0 is oh. As in: Jozy, from the top of the eighteen, blasts it into the upper ninety, and it's one-oh USA.
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Nil by mouth, the touching story of the 6 hours of starvation a desperately ill Jozy had to endure before his operation to remove an ingrown toe nail.
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# ? Apr 14, 2014 23:32 |
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I'm sorry, the correct term is "bagel", as in the common sporting expression "double bagel".
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# ? Apr 15, 2014 00:30 |
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_Pele_kill_his_brother while Pele and his brother were playing the beutiful art of soccer his brother was chosen to become the goalkeeper little did his brother know that Pele 's shots were not to be competed with. as Pele shot the ball at his brother it accidently hit him in the chest he later died.
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Babby Thatcher posted:http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_Pele_kill_his_brother Isn't this the plot of Frozen
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