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In retrospect, given what Ramses is prone to do to people who insult his pride on the highway, that woman at the Bed, Bath & Beyond in Achewood who sold him the Kitchenaid is either the luckiest entity on this cursed Earth or is only alive due to old-time Morals. It is also possible that his next stop after Beef's wedding was the Kitchenaid offices to redress a wrong.
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RZApublican posted:Looking at his most recent posts on twitter it sounds like Onstad might be going through renal failure? Or whatever azotemia is. Ugh, he's probably just going to up and die to avoid making more Achewood. The nerve of some people.
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Apr 14, 2014 05:34
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He has drama pipes. We knew this.
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SacrificialGoat posted:Ugh, he's probably just going to up and die to avoid making more Achewood. The nerve of some people. He is a coward who would abandon a dying strip.
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Cloks posted:He is a coward who would abandon a dying strip. Maybe we ought to have sympathy for a dude who's probably has a few weeks of gut scrabbles and micturations the general consistency and color of a fine earthy Merlot topped off with a helping of "maybe I ain't never see my daughter graduate because I ate too much Jamón ibérico and bespoke truffle roulade” quality night ennui.
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Apr 14, 2014 06:00
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Wow I guess making soda was more dangerous than I imagined.
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Apr 14, 2014 07:01
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Man, everybody in this comic really is getting girlfriends.
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Apr 14, 2014 09:38
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drat, Onstad, what did those kidneys do to you?
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Apr 14, 2014 11:36
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I refuse to believe that Vis-U-Test card isn't straight out of Achewood itself.
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boo_radley posted:Maybe we ought to have sympathy for a dude who's probably has a few weeks of gut scrabbles and micturations the general consistency and color of a fine earthy Merlot topped off with a helping of "maybe I ain't never see my daughter graduate because I ate too much Jamón ibérico and bespoke truffle roulade” quality night ennui. It is an celebration of the English language.
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boo_radley posted:Maybe we ought to have sympathy for a dude who's probably has a few weeks of gut scrabbles and micturations the general consistency and color of a fine earthy Merlot topped off with a helping of "maybe I ain't never see my daughter graduate because I ate too much Jamón ibérico and bespoke truffle roulade” quality night ennui. Be honest how long did it take to write this?
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boo_radley posted:Maybe we ought to have sympathy for a dude who's probably has a few weeks of gut scrabbles and micturations the general consistency and color of a fine earthy Merlot topped off with a helping of "maybe I ain't never see my daughter graduate because I ate too much Jamón ibérico and bespoke truffle roulade” quality night ennui. This is too wordy. Why I remember when posts about Achewood were terse and not trying so hard and aaasashakjasdfaab  For real though I enjoyed this post. 
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Wanderer posted:In retrospect, given what Ramses is prone to do to people who insult his pride on the highway, that woman at the Bed, Bath & Beyond in Achewood who sold him the Kitchenaid is either the luckiest entity on this cursed Earth or is only alive due to old-time Morals. No. Both he and Molly's dad realized they were in the wrong, and both had too much shame about it to buy the upgraded one that they were picturing in the first place.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:07
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JoshTheStampede posted:Be honest how long did it take to write this? Occasionally the roast beef mindset just flows through me.
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Apr 14, 2014 20:22
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boo_radley posted:Occasionally the roast beef mindset just flows through me. You are the one spoken of legend. You are The Dude Who Sucks!
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Apr 14, 2014 20:45
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Plus I got depression.
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boo_radley posted:Plus I got depression. What the HELL are you going to do about your problems?
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boo_radley posted:Plus I got depression. Man I don't care about your brain problems or your divorce, you better have a post like that every Friday!
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Apr 14, 2014 21:52
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I bet Molly's been absent from the comics lately because he used her as a mouthpiece for his failing kidneys.
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Wow guys. Wow. All this kidney talk is downright stalking. This thread needs to be put on a dialasis machine to filter out the creepy.
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Ghoulish stalkers trawling through innocent celebrity's public social networking feeds and divulging his private secrets he hid from the world in secret shame
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Apr 15, 2014 00:38
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Jesus Achewood thread what did Onstad do to you man
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Pakled posted:Jesus Achewood thread what did Onstad do to you man Stole their cookbook money 
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Man, honestly, he probably just found a cool old medical filmstrip at a thrift store.
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boo_radley posted:Maybe we ought to have sympathy for a dude who's probably has a few weeks of gut scrabbles and micturations the general consistency and color of a fine earthy Merlot topped off with a helping of "maybe I ain't never see my daughter graduate because I ate too much Jamón ibérico and bespoke truffle roulade” quality night ennui. It's all right, everyone. The understudy is prepared to go on.
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Wanderer posted:In retrospect, given what Ramses is prone to do to people who insult his pride on the highway, that woman at the Bed, Bath & Beyond in Achewood who sold him the Kitchenaid is either the luckiest entity on this cursed Earth or is only alive due to old-time Morals. I figured that in this strip he is currently on his way to Kitchenaid specifically.
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As much as I poo poo on Onstad, I do sympathize with him on the "I gots the depression" bit. I had a completely Roast Beef moment today. Showered, brushed teeth, got dressed, drove to the store...sat there for a few minutes then drove back home.
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tehloki posted:Ghoulish stalkers trawling through innocent celebrity's public social networking feeds and divulging his private secrets he hid from the world in secret shame To be fair, the front page of achewood.com explicitly tells us to follow him on twitter for information oh poo poo is that the joke? tell me that's the joke SacrificialGoat fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:As much as I poo poo on Onstad, I do sympathize with him on the "I gots the depression" bit. I had a completely Roast Beef moment today. Showered, brushed teeth, got dressed, drove to the store...sat there for a few minutes then drove back home. Quick reminder that Onstad is Theodore, not roastbeef.
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a starwar betamax posted:Quick reminder that Onstad is Theodore, not roastbeef. Onstad is all of them. All of the main characters are incredible foodies. They start spouting out ingredients that I've never heard of, and is probably hella expensive to boot.
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RB ain't that much of a foodie.
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Roastbeefs outlook on food is really one of the only healthy and well adjusted aspects of his character. And yet it is presented as if it is a result of his depression and childhood circumstances.
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a starwar betamax posted:Roastbeefs outlook on food is really one of the only healthy and well adjusted aspects of his character. 
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Is it possible to murder a word? I would like to strangle "foodie".
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You could print it out in landscape on a piece of 8.5x11 paper in 144pt comic sans and stomp on it in a parking garage. That might be cathartic
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See also:
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Old-school, still-closeted Pat still rollin' with the dudes. Old times in the main.
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a starwar betamax posted:Roastbeefs outlook on food is really one of the only healthy and well adjusted aspects of his character. And yet it is presented as if it is a result of his depression and childhood circumstances. Roast Beef's outlook on food is a whole lot better since he started having overt dialogue with his own stomach.
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qntm posted:Roast Beef's outlook on food is a whole lot better since he started having overt dialogue with his own stomach. Old times, old crimes.
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This thread is getting weird and insular about kidneys, so let's talk about something else. Maybe things we like, or are uncertain about. For example, I am not sure if I even like kings.
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